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    Thread: The Wacky Traffic Accident Pic Post

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      03-15-2012 03:19 AM #2076


      I'm assuming the tire ad translates loosely "Playing in the grip of winter"

      aka... not skidding.
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      03-15-2012 09:47 AM #2077
      Quote Originally Posted by Terandyne View Post
      Evidently the Police are suspecting the Catholic Church may have played a hand in this wreck.



      Ok, so which TCL'er writes the headlines for the London Free Press
      '10 JSW-S-2.5

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      03-15-2012 12:39 PM #2078
      How do you get that big thing in there?


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      03-15-2012 03:50 PM #2079
      Ooof~!

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      03-16-2012 09:44 AM #2080
      Honey, I missed the garage again.



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      03-16-2012 11:26 AM #2081


      U-Turns...........sometimes they flummox drivers to no end

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      03-16-2012 12:13 PM #2082
      Evidently Turkey has some real "turkeys" for drivers

      (*warning: a couple of these are pretty rough)

      The close call with the spinning bus is pretty wild.

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      03-16-2012 12:45 PM #2083
      ^ 1:30 btdt...ugh!
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      03-16-2012 01:42 PM #2084
      Quote Originally Posted by DelawareDub View Post
      Probably not saving it, just moving it off the property.
      If its being moved, its being saved. If it wasnt being saved it would have been demolished in place. House moving is an expensive and laborious procedure that usually isnt taken lightly. Someone not only saved that ugly house, they liked it enough to pay thousands of dollars to move it somewhere else. Must be sentimental... or crazy.

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      03-16-2012 05:05 PM #2085
      Good Lord... I think I want a friggin' seat belt!!!

      Starts to get interesting around :20 with shots inside the bus. First to go is the driver who leaves her control seating position

      at :50, the back end is really getting topsy turvy!


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      03-16-2012 07:27 PM #2086
      Geez... speaking of buses

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      03-16-2012 07:45 PM #2087
      Ill just leave this here.



      From the video description:

      State troopers in Ohio say an out-of-control car "disintegrated into many pieces" when it went airborne and smashed into a highway overpass pillar. The driver survived. (Aug. 24)

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      03-16-2012 09:02 PM #2088
      How in the world?


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      03-16-2012 09:18 PM #2089
      edited.
      Last edited by the brit; 03-17-2012 at 07:15 PM.
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      03-16-2012 09:20 PM #2090
      Quote Originally Posted by Greensteeldragon View Post
      :site redacted for modesty:

      Ill just leave this here
      Well, that's an insta-ban, you dim-witted sadist ...

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      03-16-2012 09:25 PM #2091
      eh... I believe that's been posted prior as well...

      oh, well..... here we go.

      Forward into more wacky crashes.

      "Hi. I'd like to pawn this here bus"



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    17. 03-16-2012 09:28 PM #2092
      Quote Originally Posted by seadoo2006 View Post
      Well, that's an insta-ban, you dim-witted sadist ...
      Now he just changed it to link to porn.

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      03-16-2012 09:30 PM #2093
      Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
      Now he just changed it to link to porn.
      What a moron. To the poster:

      1. NSFW, idiot, it has porn in it!
      2. Those pics originated in TCL. We've seen them. We don't want to see it again. Idiot. I hope you get banned.
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    19. 03-16-2012 09:32 PM #2094
      Quote Originally Posted by seadoo2006 View Post
      Well, that's an insta-ban, you dim-witted sadist ...

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      03-16-2012 09:36 PM #2096
      The Porsche pic is an oldie but a goodie. Sad though.

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      03-16-2012 09:40 PM #2097
      Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
      Now he just changed it to link to porn.
      Nope, that's the same link he wanted it it be Some people should be shot for thinking others want to see that ****.
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      03-16-2012 10:10 PM #2098
      It's a good crash pic set and I have never understood NSFW. WTF are you doing looking at Vortex at work anyways if you have limitations?

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      03-16-2012 10:19 PM #2099
      Quote Originally Posted by arethirdytwo View Post
      It's a good crash pic set and I have never understood NSFW. WTF are you doing looking at Vortex at work anyways if you have limitations?
      It's not a matter of limitations. It's a matter of downtime and not opening an unknown link only to have porn pop up on your screen while someone walks into your office. It's just dumb. A warning would suffice. Besides, porn links are InstaBan anyway.
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      03-16-2012 10:46 PM #2100
      Quote Originally Posted by arethirdytwo View Post
      It's a good crash pic set and I have never understood NSFW. WTF are you doing looking at Vortex at work anyways if you have limitations?
      Not only that, but the picture set is extremely distasteful, extremely graphic, and frankly, not what this site is about in any shape or fashion. You are free to disagree, but there is a reason why those are not things you freely post it ... mainly, it has to deal with a modicum of respect.

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