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    Thread: The Wacky Traffic Accident Pic Post

    1. 09-25-2012 01:08 PM #2906
      If it fits, it ships


    2. 09-25-2012 01:16 PM #2907
      Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
      If it fits, it ships

      Again...Florida.

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      09-25-2012 01:36 PM #2908
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      Repair bill for carbon body panels + magnesium bits...
      Don't forget all the silicon....yawn....carbide...

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      09-25-2012 02:08 PM #2909
      Quote Originally Posted by mike02467 View Post
      Don't forget all the silicon....yawn....carbide...
      Don't think clarkson yawned, I think he was jizzing in his pants.
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      09-26-2012 12:05 PM #2910
      You want wacky?

      • Have sex in car while car is moving
      • Pull a gun on the driver while you are riding him while he's driving you (straight to hell)
      • .356 Taurus revolver in the face (plus your boob in his face) causes him to run off road as he grabs revolver and let's go of the steering wheel
      • He punches you in the face as you wrestle for the gun (unguided car sails off into never never land
      • The two of you ride into palm tree and across a couple yards (oh, did I mention this is Florida?)
      • Ensuing crash clobbers car and just about skewers you. (no mention of fences, crubs or brushes)
      • Profit? Apparently not. You are charged with armed robbery


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      09-26-2012 12:08 PM #2911
      Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
      If it fits, it ships

      Hmm.... The Yellow/Black suggests it may be a Corvette ZHZ.... Rental car through Hertz.

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      09-26-2012 12:10 PM #2912
      Quote Originally Posted by lil' thumper View Post

      • Have sex in car, pull gun on driver, crash
      • Profit? Apparently not. You are charged with armed robbery







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      It has ultra low miles because it doesn't run most of the time

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      09-26-2012 12:50 PM #2913
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      It's like the prototype came out of the design studio and someone said, "Christ on a crutch, this is what our design team came up with?? A Camry???" And the front and rear fascia team said, "Not for long!"

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      09-26-2012 01:31 PM #2914
      Perhaps he thought she meant something else when she said


      "I'm gonna blow your head off!!"

      (since she was evidently fondling him at the time he was driving)




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      09-26-2012 01:42 PM #2915
      She doesn't ALWAYS look like she's been used for a punching bag





      Quote Originally Posted by Blackohio
      Built in boost gauge in the dash. One of my friends at the time saw that turbo was on theoretical empty and asked if we needed to stop and get more turbo. I gave it gas and he was like wait, its full now. Had to quickly explain the process.
      Quote Originally Posted by Calcvictim View Post
      so basically the OP has no clue about anything and just posts out of his ass?

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      09-26-2012 05:36 PM #2916
      So motorists can't see motorcycles and scooters can't see bicyclists?



      Don't even bother to watch until :40

      Quote Originally Posted by Blackohio
      Built in boost gauge in the dash. One of my friends at the time saw that turbo was on theoretical empty and asked if we needed to stop and get more turbo. I gave it gas and he was like wait, its full now. Had to quickly explain the process.
      Quote Originally Posted by Calcvictim View Post
      so basically the OP has no clue about anything and just posts out of his ass?

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      09-26-2012 05:54 PM #2917
      Quote Originally Posted by audifans View Post
      So motorists can't see motorcycles and scooters can't see bicyclists?



      Don't even bother to watch until :40

      I like how the driver taking video just leaves the scene

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      09-26-2012 07:33 PM #2918
      But I REALLY wanna go to Zesto's (Atlanta)

      Hey! Now I wanna get OUTTA Zesto's





      Quote Originally Posted by wantacad View Post
      hey now, unbolting the rear bumper, dropping the beam and gas tank to change out an exhaust hanger is perfectly normal.

    14. 09-27-2012 01:03 PM #2919
      WTF @ 0:54

      Last edited by -YZ-; 09-27-2012 at 01:07 PM.

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      09-27-2012 01:13 PM #2920
      Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post

      wow... That is SOME split rim exploding off the wheel




      Beadlock shoots off rim:

      Split rim that semi trucks use





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      09-27-2012 01:13 PM #2921
      Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
      WTF @ 0:54

      Left front tire blowout.
      Looks like a load of apples or something.
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      09-27-2012 01:16 PM #2922
      Quote Originally Posted by -yz- View Post
      wtf @ 0:54

      3:14, holy fack!
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    18. 09-27-2012 02:01 PM #2923
      Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
      @ 5:10 amusing new twist on the subject.

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      09-27-2012 03:28 PM #2924
      wow... I'm losing track of what's been posted.

      But this has some real truck dozer shots of the cars getting swept along:

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      That's the dumbest goddamned bunch of jerkoffs I have EVER seen.
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      When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit

    20. 10-02-2012 02:36 AM #2925
      R32R1 "whore-tex.com the volkswagen fappers enthusiast website"

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      10-02-2012 08:59 AM #2926

      Driver was taken to a hospital with non life threatening injuries.

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      10-02-2012 09:03 AM #2927
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Driver was taken to a hospital with non life threatening injuries.

      Maxima?
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      10-02-2012 09:10 AM #2928
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      Maxima?
      Me thinks so

      Edit: Maxima convertible actually
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      10-02-2012 09:12 AM #2929
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      Maxima Cross Cabriolet?
      Looks like it is now.

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      10-02-2012 09:37 AM #2930
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      10-02-2012 08:59 PM #2931
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      Maxima?
      Altima.

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      10-06-2012 02:18 AM #2932
      Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo banzai View Post
      wow... That is SOME split rim exploding off the wheel




      Beadlock shoots off rim:

      Split rim that semi trucks use





      I KNEW there was a reason I didn't like to be next to big trucks


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      10-06-2012 10:57 AM #2933
      So witnessed an OMFG moment accident on the lonely stretches of route 27 in Florida.

      Tractor trailer I was coming up on slowly drifted over from the right lane then off the highway then suddenly tried to correct. Swung a few times then toppled over.

      Waited with one other driver until police arrived and escorted us across to the other side to pass. Truck driver was fine. I bet he fell asleep.

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      10-06-2012 11:36 AM #2934
      I have just read mostly 84 pages of Russians and Floridians doing stupid things.

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      10-06-2012 11:56 AM #2935
      Some people take "lower it" waaay too literal




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      10-06-2012 12:16 PM #2936
      Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
      WTF @ 0:54

      the first clip (brick through windshield) killed the passenger. In the full clip of just that incident you can hear the driver (male) start screaming and reacting to what he is seeing. It was translated and a full link to the story was posted on another site. Gut-wrenching to listen to.
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      10-06-2012 04:44 PM #2937
      Bus driver was DWI~ Nassau County



      Last edited by Terandyne; 10-06-2012 at 04:47 PM.
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      10-06-2012 08:40 PM #2938
      I think this qualifies as "breaking and entering"







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      10-07-2012 09:11 AM #2939
      Quote Originally Posted by kowabonga View Post
      I think this qualifies as "breaking and entering"







      Looks like he was carrying a passenger... that must have been fun...
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      10-07-2012 01:15 PM #2940
      more vehicle mischief



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