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    09-25-2012 01:08 PM #2906
    If it fits, it ships

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    09-25-2012 01:16 PM #2907
    Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
    If it fits, it ships

    Again...Florida.
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    09-25-2012 01:36 PM #2908
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    Repair bill for carbon body panels + magnesium bits...
    Don't forget all the silicon....yawn....carbide...
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    09-25-2012 02:08 PM #2909
    Quote Originally Posted by mike02467 View Post
    Don't forget all the silicon....yawn....carbide...
    Don't think clarkson yawned, I think he was jizzing in his pants.
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.
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    09-26-2012 12:05 PM #2910
    You want wacky?
    • Have sex in car while car is moving
    • Pull a gun on the driver while you are riding him while he's driving you (straight to hell)
    • .356 Taurus revolver in the face (plus your boob in his face) causes him to run off road as he grabs revolver and let's go of the steering wheel
    • He punches you in the face as you wrestle for the gun (unguided car sails off into never never land
    • The two of you ride into palm tree and across a couple yards (oh, did I mention this is Florida?)
    • Ensuing crash clobbers car and just about skewers you. (no mention of fences, crubs or brushes)
    • Profit? Apparently not. You are charged with armed robbery

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    09-26-2012 12:08 PM #2911
    Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
    If it fits, it ships

    Hmm.... The Yellow/Black suggests it may be a Corvette ZHZ.... Rental car through Hertz.
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    09-26-2012 12:10 PM #2912
    Quote Originally Posted by lil' thumper View Post
    • Have sex in car, pull gun on driver, crash
    • Profit? Apparently not. You are charged with armed robbery






    Meet Amanda Jean Linscott

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    09-26-2012 12:50 PM #2913
    Quote Originally Posted by McBanagon View Post
    It's like the prototype came out of the design studio and someone said, "Christ on a crutch, this is what our design team came up with?? A Camry???" And the front and rear fascia team said, "Not for long!"
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    09-26-2012 01:31 PM #2914
    Perhaps he thought she meant something else when she said


    "I'm gonna blow your head off!!"

    (since she was evidently fondling him at the time he was driving)




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    09-26-2012 01:42 PM #2915
    She doesn't ALWAYS look like she's been used for a punching bag





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    Built in boost gauge in the dash. One of my friends at the time saw that turbo was on theoretical empty and asked if we needed to stop and get more turbo. I gave it gas and he was like wait, its full now. Had to quickly explain the process.
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    so basically the OP has no clue about anything and just posts out of his ass?
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    09-26-2012 05:36 PM #2916
    So motorists can't see motorcycles and scooters can't see bicyclists?



    Don't even bother to watch until :40

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackohio
    Built in boost gauge in the dash. One of my friends at the time saw that turbo was on theoretical empty and asked if we needed to stop and get more turbo. I gave it gas and he was like wait, its full now. Had to quickly explain the process.
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    so basically the OP has no clue about anything and just posts out of his ass?
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    09-26-2012 05:54 PM #2917
    Quote Originally Posted by audifans View Post
    So motorists can't see motorcycles and scooters can't see bicyclists?



    Don't even bother to watch until :40

    I like how the driver taking video just leaves the scene
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    09-26-2012 07:33 PM #2918
    But I REALLY wanna go to Zesto's (Atlanta)

    Hey! Now I wanna get OUTTA Zesto's





    Quote Originally Posted by wantacad View Post
    hey now, unbolting the rear bumper, dropping the beam and gas tank to change out an exhaust hanger is perfectly normal.
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    09-27-2012 01:03 PM #2919
    WTF @ 0:54

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    09-27-2012 01:13 PM #2920
    Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
    WTF @ 0:54

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igRH...feature=g-vrec

    wow... That is SOME split rim exploding off the wheel




    Beadlock shoots off rim:

    Split rim that semi trucks use





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    09-27-2012 01:13 PM #2921
    Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
    WTF @ 0:54

    Left front tire blowout.
    Looks like a load of apples or something.
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.
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    09-27-2012 01:16 PM #2922
    Quote Originally Posted by -yz- View Post
    wtf @ 0:54

    3:14, holy fack!
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.
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    09-27-2012 02:01 PM #2923
    Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
    @ 5:10 amusing new twist on the subject.
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    09-27-2012 03:28 PM #2924
    wow... I'm losing track of what's been posted.

    But this has some real truck dozer shots of the cars getting swept along:

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    10-02-2012 02:36 AM #2925
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    10-02-2012 08:59 AM #2926

    Driver was taken to a hospital with non life threatening injuries.
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    10-02-2012 09:03 AM #2927
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    Driver was taken to a hospital with non life threatening injuries.

    Maxima?
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.
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    10-02-2012 09:10 AM #2928
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    Maxima?
    Me thinks so

    Edit: Maxima convertible actually
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    10-02-2012 09:12 AM #2929
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    Maxima Cross Cabriolet?
    Looks like it is now.
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    10-02-2012 09:37 AM #2930
    NSFW, Language

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    10-02-2012 08:59 PM #2931
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    Maxima?
    Altima.
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    10-06-2012 02:18 AM #2932
    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo banzai View Post
    wow... That is SOME split rim exploding off the wheel




    Beadlock shoots off rim:

    Split rim that semi trucks use





    I KNEW there was a reason I didn't like to be next to big trucks

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    10-06-2012 10:57 AM #2933
    So witnessed an OMFG moment accident on the lonely stretches of route 27 in Florida.

    Tractor trailer I was coming up on slowly drifted over from the right lane then off the highway then suddenly tried to correct. Swung a few times then toppled over.

    Waited with one other driver until police arrived and escorted us across to the other side to pass. Truck driver was fine. I bet he fell asleep.

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    10-06-2012 11:36 AM #2934
    I have just read mostly 84 pages of Russians and Floridians doing stupid things.
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    10-06-2012 11:56 AM #2935
    Some people take "lower it" waaay too literal




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    10-06-2012 12:16 PM #2936
    Quote Originally Posted by -YZ- View Post
    WTF @ 0:54

    the first clip (brick through windshield) killed the passenger. In the full clip of just that incident you can hear the driver (male) start screaming and reacting to what he is seeing. It was translated and a full link to the story was posted on another site. Gut-wrenching to listen to.
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    10-06-2012 04:44 PM #2937
    Bus driver was DWI~ Nassau County



    Last edited by Terandyne; 10-06-2012 at 04:47 PM.
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    10-06-2012 08:40 PM #2938
    I think this qualifies as "breaking and entering"







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    10-07-2012 09:11 AM #2939
    Quote Originally Posted by kowabonga View Post
    I think this qualifies as "breaking and entering"







    Looks like he was carrying a passenger... that must have been fun...
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    10-07-2012 01:15 PM #2940
    more vehicle mischief



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