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    Thread: Subaru ad with High G Cleavage

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      07-25-2010 11:11 AM #1
      Possibly a repost, but there is boobage so....




      If you close your eyes, it could be mistaken for porn.
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      07-25-2010 11:13 AM #2
      id hit that.
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      07-25-2010 11:16 AM #3
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.

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      07-25-2010 11:19 AM #4
      Everyone with a pulse would hit that. I wouldn't have her as a keeper, though.

      She will probably marry some heavy metal rock star.

    5. 07-25-2010 11:19 AM #5
      If you think that is funny, just wait until Subaru launches their viral ad campaign for the 2011 Legacy. (It'll be a hit with TCL, and remember: you heard it here first.)
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      07-25-2010 11:53 AM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.
      QFT

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      07-25-2010 12:24 PM #7
      Well, someone knows how to advertise.

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      07-25-2010 12:34 PM #8
      a hot chick with diseases is a lot like a car with a nitrous system. you know you want to hit it, but you're terrified of the consequences.


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      07-25-2010 12:38 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.
      My thoughts exactly. Never trust anyone who wakes up without eyebrows.

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      07-25-2010 12:42 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.
      whoa whoa whoa... Nobody said you had to choose. Go ahead, have both.

      He's really beating up that Tranny.
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    11. 07-25-2010 12:45 PM #11
      out of all the extremely beautiful and classy women in the world they had to choose a diseased, silicon and botox laden shell of a porstar who is about 15 years past her prime.


      Don't get me wrong it is a really good ad, but it could have been great had they used a woman who was actually desireable.

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      07-25-2010 12:52 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.

    13. 07-25-2010 12:53 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by koko12 View Post
      out of all the extremely beautiful and classy women in the world they had to choose a diseased, silicon and botox laden shell of a porstar who is about 15 years past her prime.


      Don't get me wrong it is a really good ad, but it could have been great had they used a woman who was actually desireable.
      Like your mom???

      Sorry dude, I'm sure your mom is a lovely, respectable woman. You just set it up and I couldn't resist.

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      07-25-2010 12:54 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.
      x4

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      07-25-2010 12:55 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by TurboMinivan View Post
      If you think that is funny, just wait until Subaru launches their viral ad campaign for the 2011 Legacy. (It'll be a hit with TCL, and remember: you heard it here first.)
      Is that tranny in the passenger seat the main source of the virus?

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      07-25-2010 01:02 PM #16
      I like it at the end where she says "Oh my God. My hair just ripped out."

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      07-25-2010 01:03 PM #17
      Looking at the pics in the post your pic thread and I call B.S. Every damn last one of you would hit that and be so lucky to hit it.

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      07-25-2010 01:13 PM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by deucestudios View Post

      He's really beating up that Tranny.
      I would beat that tranny too, she/he is ugly

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      07-25-2010 01:36 PM #19
      Too many aftermarket bolt-on parts on that chick.
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    20. 07-25-2010 01:40 PM #20
      WRX sedan is hot

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      07-25-2010 01:41 PM #21
      I see the pointy-knee virgin crowd is out in full force.

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      07-25-2010 01:47 PM #22
      She may not be perfect, but I'd do unspeakable things with her tied up in my basement.

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      07-25-2010 01:53 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by DIAF View Post
      I see the pointy-knee virgin crowd is out in full force.
      There's a difference between a hottie with a minor issue, and a pre-worn porn star with too much collagen, fried blonde hair and a bad tan.

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      07-25-2010 01:58 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by DIAF View Post
      I see the pointy-knee virgin crowd is out in full force.
      Know how i know your standards are low?

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      07-25-2010 01:59 PM #25
      Was she really a porn star? The only info I have is her name is Lana.

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      07-25-2010 02:06 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by IHateSpeedBumps View Post
      Know how i know your standards are low?
      It's not like she has a beard.


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      07-25-2010 02:11 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Was she really a porn star? The only info I have is her name is Lana.
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=&oq=&gs_rfai=

      She's a "wrestler." So basically, a few short years away from doing porn.
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      07-25-2010 02:16 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream View Post
      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=&oq=&gs_rfai=

      She's a "wrestler." So basically, a few short years away from doing porn.

      Thanks for the link.


      Last edited by Der Schaltwerks; 07-25-2010 at 02:30 PM.

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      07-25-2010 02:43 PM #29
      that airbrushed pic is so deceiving......

      But definitely not a lady. More like PVC Barbie.

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      07-25-2010 02:52 PM #30
      What, they couldn't have got Christina Hendricks for this commercial? Boobs, beauty, and class!

    31. 07-25-2010 04:01 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Thanks for the link.



      I swear I thought it was Jenna Jameson on the subaru ad. I'd hit this one though, but I'd still double bag it.

    32. 07-25-2010 09:13 PM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by iDance View Post
      Is that tranny in the passenger seat the main source of the virus?
      No, this forthcoming campaign has nothing to do with blonde bimbos.
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      07-25-2010 09:16 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by IHateSpeedBumps View Post
      Know how i know your standards are low?

      Know how I know you're gay?


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      07-25-2010 09:28 PM #34
      Pointy elbow alert. Would hit status is still in effect.


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      07-25-2010 09:39 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by DIAF View Post
      Know how I know you're gay?

      You caught him tea bagging drinks at the Twink Lounge?

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