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    Thread: Subaru ad with High G Cleavage

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      07-25-2010 10:11 AM #1
      Possibly a repost, but there is boobage so....




      If you close your eyes, it could be mistaken for porn.
      Last edited by Der Schaltwerks; 07-25-2010 at 11:26 AM.

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      07-25-2010 10:13 AM #2
      id hit that.
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      07-25-2010 10:16 AM #3
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.

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      07-25-2010 10:19 AM #4
      Everyone with a pulse would hit that. I wouldn't have her as a keeper, though.

      She will probably marry some heavy metal rock star.

    5. 07-25-2010 10:19 AM #5
      If you think that is funny, just wait until Subaru launches their viral ad campaign for the 2011 Legacy. (It'll be a hit with TCL, and remember: you heard it here first.)
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      07-25-2010 10:53 AM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.
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      07-25-2010 11:24 AM #7
      Well, someone knows how to advertise.

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      07-25-2010 11:34 AM #8
      a hot chick with diseases is a lot like a car with a nitrous system. you know you want to hit it, but you're terrified of the consequences.


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      07-25-2010 11:38 AM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.
      My thoughts exactly. Never trust anyone who wakes up without eyebrows.
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      07-25-2010 11:42 AM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.
      whoa whoa whoa... Nobody said you had to choose. Go ahead, have both.

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    11. 07-25-2010 11:45 AM #11
      out of all the extremely beautiful and classy women in the world they had to choose a diseased, silicon and botox laden shell of a porstar who is about 15 years past her prime.


      Don't get me wrong it is a really good ad, but it could have been great had they used a woman who was actually desireable.

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      07-25-2010 11:52 AM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.

    13. 07-25-2010 11:53 AM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by koko12 View Post
      out of all the extremely beautiful and classy women in the world they had to choose a diseased, silicon and botox laden shell of a porstar who is about 15 years past her prime.


      Don't get me wrong it is a really good ad, but it could have been great had they used a woman who was actually desireable.
      Like your mom???

      Sorry dude, I'm sure your mom is a lovely, respectable woman. You just set it up and I couldn't resist.

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      07-25-2010 11:54 AM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by MrMook View Post
      She's nasty. I'd much rather have a day in that car than a night with that chick.
      x4

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      07-25-2010 11:55 AM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by TurboMinivan View Post
      If you think that is funny, just wait until Subaru launches their viral ad campaign for the 2011 Legacy. (It'll be a hit with TCL, and remember: you heard it here first.)
      Is that tranny in the passenger seat the main source of the virus?

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      07-25-2010 12:02 PM #16
      I like it at the end where she says "Oh my God. My hair just ripped out."

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      07-25-2010 12:03 PM #17
      Looking at the pics in the post your pic thread and I call B.S. Every damn last one of you would hit that and be so lucky to hit it.

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      Last edited by 1SICKLEX; 07-25-2010 at 12:09 PM.

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      07-25-2010 12:13 PM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by deucestudios View Post

      He's really beating up that Tranny.
      I would beat that tranny too, she/he is ugly

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      07-25-2010 12:36 PM #19
      Too many aftermarket bolt-on parts on that chick.
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    20. 07-25-2010 12:40 PM #20
      WRX sedan is hot

    21. 07-25-2010 12:41 PM #21
      I see the pointy-knee virgin crowd is out in full force.

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      07-25-2010 12:47 PM #22
      She may not be perfect, but I'd do unspeakable things with her tied up in my basement.

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      07-25-2010 12:53 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by DIAF View Post
      I see the pointy-knee virgin crowd is out in full force.
      There's a difference between a hottie with a minor issue, and a pre-worn porn star with too much collagen, fried blonde hair and a bad tan.

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      07-25-2010 12:58 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by DIAF View Post
      I see the pointy-knee virgin crowd is out in full force.
      Know how i know your standards are low?

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      07-25-2010 12:59 PM #25
      Was she really a porn star? The only info I have is her name is Lana.

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