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    Thread: The Funny Picture Thread

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      03-31-2011 11:23 PM #1856
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      The Olsen twins are a-holes!



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      03-31-2011 11:25 PM #1857
      such sweet little kids. where are they now? addicted to meth somewhere?

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      03-31-2011 11:39 PM #1858
      Quote Originally Posted by killercoconuts View Post
      such sweet little kids. where are they now? addicted to meth somewhere?
      No no no, that was Jodi Sweetin, who played the middle sister.

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      03-31-2011 11:45 PM #1859
      Quote Originally Posted by killercoconuts View Post
      such sweet little kids. where are they now? addicted to meth somewhere?
      It seems they grew up pretty nicely:


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      03-31-2011 11:46 PM #1860
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      No no no, that was Jodi Sweetin, who played the middle sister.
      She grew up nicely too it seems...


    6. 03-31-2011 11:48 PM #1861
      Quote Originally Posted by killercoconuts View Post
      such sweet little kids. where are they now? addicted to meth somewhere?
      Read this post and figured Stormchaser would handle it.

      Not Disappoint

      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      This has to be my jam right now. If I had a few more subcontractors intothis type of **** the old lady would be done by now. Give me the kayak you know somebody is being a poseureur about.
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      04-01-2011 12:05 AM #1862


    8. 04-01-2011 12:26 PM #1864
      LOL
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      This has to be my jam right now. If I had a few more subcontractors intothis type of **** the old lady would be done by now. Give me the kayak you know somebody is being a poseureur about.
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      04-01-2011 12:41 PM #1865
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      04-01-2011 12:48 PM #1866
      Quote Originally Posted by ShadowGLI View Post
      Sounds like a recipe for a divorce...

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      04-01-2011 02:11 PM #1867

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      04-01-2011 02:12 PM #1868
      Quote Originally Posted by wunde View Post
      Sounds like a recipe for a face fvcking..
      ftfy
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by Buford T. Injustice View Post
      Wow such Canagay. Much hairy. So cuddles.

    13. 04-01-2011 03:30 PM #1869
      Quote Originally Posted by ShadowGLI View Post

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      04-01-2011 04:15 PM #1870
      ^^^ she owes him a beej. no question about it. hate bitches like that.

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      04-01-2011 04:18 PM #1871
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      04-01-2011 04:21 PM #1872
      Not a picture, but a worthwhile quote:

      “It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go on tour.”

      – Miley Cyrus, on the overnight success of Rebecca Black.
      Quote Originally Posted by JKREW
      These kind of threads make me want to punch puppies in the face.
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      04-01-2011 04:23 PM #1873
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by Buford T. Injustice View Post
      Wow such Canagay. Much hairy. So cuddles.

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      04-01-2011 04:36 PM #1874
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
      Give me the original, non censored screenshot. GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

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      04-01-2011 04:37 PM #1875
      Quote Originally Posted by Surfing On A Rocket View Post
      I take it the camwhore is the same person on Facebook?

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      04-01-2011 04:41 PM #1876
      Quote Originally Posted by C4 A6 View Post
      Give me the original, non censored screenshot. GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
      it appears her username is seXXXy23. I'm sure you can do a little snooping around and find something to your liking.

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      04-01-2011 04:57 PM #1877
      Quote Originally Posted by abawp View Post
      I take it the camwhore is the same person on Facebook?
      no. i think the camwhore took a screencap of her conversation with that dude, and after he revealed his email to her, she found him via facebook, and sent a message to his girlfriend, revealing his secret wannabe relationship with her (the camwhore).

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      04-01-2011 05:01 PM #1878
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      no. i think the camwhore took a screencap of her conversation with that dude, and after he revealed his email to her, she found him via facebook, and sent a message to his girlfriend, revealing his secret wannabe relationship with her (the camwhore).
      Doubt it. More likely that some troll re-routed the camwhore's stream to chatroulette. I would bet the kid was actually chatting with some mid 40's hairy dude with a pot belly.
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by Buford T. Injustice View Post
      Wow such Canagay. Much hairy. So cuddles.

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      04-01-2011 05:01 PM #1879
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
      it appears her username is seXXXy23. I'm sure you can do a little snooping around and find something to your liking.

      says the website is myfreecams.com



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      04-01-2011 05:01 PM #1880
      Whats the world coming to when you can't even trust camwhores with your personal information anymore.
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      04-01-2011 05:02 PM #1881
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      no. i think the camwhore took a screencap of her conversation with that dude, and after he revealed his email to her, she found him via facebook, and sent a message to his girlfriend, revealing his secret wannabe relationship with her (the camwhore).
      Ahh I thought it was something of that nature, just wasn't clear who was who.

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      04-01-2011 05:57 PM #1882
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      She grew up nicely too it seems...

      Where are the pics/movies she did when she was partying? Holy crap, I would wreck that.

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      04-01-2011 09:19 PM #1883
      Quote Originally Posted by charlatan View Post
      Why is it stuff like this can still make me sad...even for bees...who sting me.
      I know! If you ask me the beekeeper needs to suit up and squish those big ugly fnckers.

      edit: This is cool:

      Quote Originally Posted by Wikipedia
      The Japanese honey bee...has a defense against attacks [by the giant hornet]. When a hornet approaches the hive to release pheromones, the bee workers emerge from their hive in an angry cloud-formation with some 500 individuals. As they form a tight ball around the hornet, the ball increases in heat [47 °C (117 °F)) from their vibrating wing forming a convection oven, as the heat released by the bees' bodies is spread over the hornets. Because bees can survive higher temperatures (48 to 50 °C (118 to 122 °F)) than the hornet (44 to 46 °C (111 to 115 °F)), the latter dies.
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      04-01-2011 10:05 PM #1884
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
      Does anyone else think the girlfriend looks like a guy in drag?
      The chin, the nose, the scarf covering the adam's apple...
      Sim Simmer.
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      04-01-2011 10:16 PM #1885
      Quote Originally Posted by BarryV View Post
      says the website is myfreecams.com


      Does. Not. Work. DOES. NOT. WORK. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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      04-01-2011 10:35 PM #1886
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      no. i think the camwhore took a screencap of her conversation with that dude, and after he revealed his email to her, she found him via facebook, and sent a message to his girlfriend, revealing his secret wannabe relationship with her (the camwhore).
      See, I think it was just photoshopped. Take porn pic, paste on stanger cam, take pic from buddies webcam, edit text, email gf.
      -Jon

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      04-01-2011 10:39 PM #1887
      Quote Originally Posted by C4 A6 View Post
      Give me the original, non censored screenshot. GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
      First time seeing tits? Tip: Finding big boobs on the internet isn't difficult

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      04-01-2011 10:59 PM #1889
      Quote Originally Posted by ArtieLange View Post
      Where are the pics/movies she did when she was partying? Holy crap, I would wreck that.
      Damn straight!


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      04-01-2011 11:24 PM #1890
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      I'd plow that repeatedly
      I would too.
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