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    04-27-2012 10:36 AM #12391
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
    Don't remember the context but I did make this:

    LOL, which was an expansion of mine.

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    Even when airlines suffer "gear failure," the components are still attached. It doesn't just fall off the damned plane.

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    04-27-2012 10:40 AM #12392


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    04-27-2012 10:41 AM #12393
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    04-27-2012 10:41 AM #12394
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    Wasn't that owl found and brought to a vet by a vortex member?
    I believe so, yes.
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    04-27-2012 10:52 AM #12395
    Quote Originally Posted by OGSDUB View Post
    bike rack stickers
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    04-27-2012 10:57 AM #12396
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    04-27-2012 11:15 AM #12398
    I laughed good and loud at that for some odd reason.
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    04-27-2012 12:02 PM #12399
    Quote Originally Posted by Swapped6n View Post
    ummm GOOD tattoo artists get quite a bit per hour.

    Cheap tattoo artists put out sh!t like this





    ...I do not have any tattoos for the record, so this is a pretty unbiased remark.
    I know of plenty of good artists that will do great work for about 75 an hour. Maybe it depends on where you live too, but here in ny I've never heard of anyone paying 250 an hour. And none of my friends have ****ty tattoos.
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    04-27-2012 12:04 PM #12400


    Quote Originally Posted by ..Derek.. View Post
    FACT: All girls with Tinkerbell stickers on their cars or have Tinkerbell tattoo's are 300+lbs
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    04-27-2012 12:33 PM #12401
    Quote Originally Posted by ultimate steve View Post
    I know of plenty of good artists that will do great work for about 75 an hour. Maybe it depends on where you live too, but here in ny I've never heard of anyone paying 250 an hour. And none of my friends have ****ty tattoos.
    250 an hour is a ripoff, but on the flip side a good tattoo artist isn't making $7.50 an hour. they live comfortably and make their own hours. not a bad gig if you can get it.
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    04-27-2012 12:35 PM #12402
    Quote Originally Posted by A1pocketrocket View Post
    250 an hour is a ripoff, but on the flip side a good tattoo artist isn't making $7.50 an hour. they live comfortably and make their own hours. not a bad gig if you can get it.
    I pay $125/hour
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    04-27-2012 12:41 PM #12403
    Take the tat discussion to a new thread if you want to keep talking about it.
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    04-27-2012 01:08 PM #12404
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    Take the tat discussion to a new thread if you want to keep talking about it.
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    04-27-2012 01:11 PM #12405
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    Quoted because it's awesome.
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    04-27-2012 03:57 PM #12408
    Im going to ruin your day and point out that he is holding a shovel
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    04-27-2012 04:05 PM #12409
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    04-27-2012 04:06 PM #12410
    Quote Originally Posted by A1pocketrocket View Post
    Im going to ruin your day and point out that he is holding a shovel
    hahahahaha

    herpy mouth be scoopin some poop
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.
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    04-27-2012 05:06 PM #12411
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    04-27-2012 05:15 PM #12412
    Quote Originally Posted by A1pocketrocket View Post
    Im going to ruin your day and point out that he is holding a shovel
    that actually did ruin my day..thanks
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    04-27-2012 06:02 PM #12415
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
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    herpy mouth be scoopin some poop
    Shut up, it's a fever blister
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    04-27-2012 06:29 PM #12416
    Quote Originally Posted by sakigt View Post
    oh my god!
    Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
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    04-27-2012 06:37 PM #12417
    Quote Originally Posted by Techun View Post
    Laughing out loud on the sh!tter at work from that one!
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    04-27-2012 07:31 PM #12419
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    04-27-2012 11:17 PM #12422
    Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
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    04-27-2012 11:28 PM #12423
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    04-27-2012 11:42 PM #12424
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    Can someone please explain this one to me?
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    04-27-2012 11:47 PM #12425
    Quote Originally Posted by 20vTa4 View Post
    Can someone please explain this one to me?
    Ever heard the phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"..... the guy was a doctor.... if I have to explain it from there I am not sure what else I can say lol
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