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    04-30-2012 08:14 PM #12496
    ^^^
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    And, if the situation calls for it, you could break out some drumsticks and play the xylophone on her ribs
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    God dammit Miyagi, go to school. Who the f**k plays the xylophone with drumsticks?
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    04-30-2012 09:37 PM #12497
    Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
    "Ladies or low testosterone male pink tool set"
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    04-30-2012 09:51 PM #12498
    dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks dub werks
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    04-30-2012 10:17 PM #12499
    Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
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    04-30-2012 11:40 PM #12500
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyD View Post

    does bazinga = awful laugh track?
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    Buncha queers in this thread.
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    05-01-2012 12:38 AM #12501
    bazinga = nerds.

    Last edited by dubb~stylee; 05-01-2012 at 12:46 AM.
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    05-01-2012 12:43 AM #12502











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    05-01-2012 01:03 AM #12503
    Hahaha, please tell me that Omega one is real!?
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    05-01-2012 01:21 AM #12504
    Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
    Hahaha, please tell me that Omega one is real!?
    I don't get it. :C
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    05-01-2012 01:26 AM #12505
    Quote Originally Posted by mellbergVWfan View Post
    I don't get it. :C
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    05-01-2012 01:31 AM #12506
    They're showing a cartridge flying through the air at the watch...

    Cartridges don't fly. Bullets fly.



    The casing (the big piece o' brass) houses powder, and has a primer (small explosive charge) at one end...when the primer is impacted it ruptures, explodes, lights the powder...powder burns and gasses expand, forcing the bullet out of the barrel.

    This is similar to a story one of the news outlets covered about a house in Iraq. A woman came out to meet the media, insisting that soldiers had shot up her house. She had two handfuls of unfired cartridges...

    The picture could possibly representing someone throwing a catridge/bullet at the watch?

    This is the only thing flying out of the end of the barrel:

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    05-01-2012 02:20 AM #12507
    Ha, I knew that. I'm just not a gun person so that didn't pop into my head when I was looking at the pic.
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    05-01-2012 03:33 AM #12508
    stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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    05-01-2012 04:21 AM #12509
    Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
    They're showing a cartridge flying through the air at the watch...

    Cartridges don't fly. Bullets fly.
    They made the same "mistake" on the case-back.




    And now back to your regularly scheduled funny pictures.
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    05-01-2012 07:58 AM #12511
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    05-01-2012 08:31 AM #12512
    Quote Originally Posted by JKREW
    These kind of threads make me want to punch puppies in the face.
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    05-01-2012 09:57 AM #12514
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyD View Post
    It's "bazinga", only one "z"...
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    05-01-2012 11:03 AM #12515
    Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
    It's "bazinga", only one "z"...
    I'm not sure what's worse... this show or 2.5 Men.
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.
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    05-01-2012 11:04 AM #12516
    http://youtu.be/plPsnWFng0w
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    05-01-2012 11:04 AM #12517
    Quote Originally Posted by volkstyle View Post
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    05-01-2012 11:06 AM #12518
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    I'm not sure what's worse... this show or 2.5 Men.
    Shut your face, Big Bang is awesome.
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    05-01-2012 11:06 AM #12519
    Wth? how do I post videos from youtube? did it change?
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    05-01-2012 11:07 AM #12520
    Click on the video link button in the reply window and paste the YouTube URL there...
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    05-01-2012 11:08 AM #12521
    Quote Originally Posted by volkstyle View Post
    Wth? how do I post videos from youtube? did it change?
    HTML is not enabled in this forum. You will have to use BB code to embed the video.
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    05-01-2012 11:09 AM #12522
    Quote Originally Posted by volkstyle View Post
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    05-01-2012 11:30 AM #12523
    Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
    dude needs a tissue something serious.
    I had to stop watching because of that snot!!!
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    05-01-2012 11:33 AM #12524
    That video was amazing. Jay-Z is lazy. Guy can flow.

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    05-01-2012 11:39 AM #12525
    Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
    dude needs a tissue something serious.

    For realz?



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    05-01-2012 12:05 PM #12526
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    I'm not sure what's worse... this show or 2.5 Men.
    Perhaps you lack the intellectual capacity to understand the comedy involved. Also Penny is pretty damn hot... LOL!
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    05-01-2012 12:13 PM #12527
    Quote Originally Posted by B3sat16v View Post
    Perhaps you lack the intellectual capacity to understand the comedy involved. Also Penny is pretty damn hot... LOL!
    Let me paraphrase that for you:

    You don't like what I like! Therefore, you lack my level of intelligence!

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    05-01-2012 12:29 PM #12528
    Pictures?

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    05-01-2012 12:35 PM #12529
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    Let me paraphrase that for you:

    You don't like what I like! Therefore, you lack my level of intelligence!

    Let me paraphrase this thread's title for you:

    Post pics.

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    05-01-2012 12:38 PM #12530
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Woo View Post
    Let me paraphrase this thread's title for you:

    Post pics.
    There's your problem, there's a crack in your exhaust manifold.

    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.
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