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      04-30-2012 09:37 PM #12496
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      "Ladies or low testosterone male pink tool set"


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      04-30-2012 10:17 PM #12498
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      04-30-2012 11:40 PM #12499
      Quote Originally Posted by JimmyD View Post

      does bazinga = awful laugh track?
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      Buncha queers in this thread.

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      05-01-2012 12:38 AM #12500
      bazinga = nerds.

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      05-01-2012 12:43 AM #12501











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    6. 05-01-2012 01:03 AM #12502
      Hahaha, please tell me that Omega one is real!?

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      05-01-2012 01:21 AM #12503
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      Hahaha, please tell me that Omega one is real!?
      I don't get it. :C
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      Oh mellberg is cool, but his car certainly isn't helping that happen.
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      05-01-2012 01:26 AM #12504
      Quote Originally Posted by mellbergVWfan View Post
      I don't get it. :C
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    9. 05-01-2012 01:31 AM #12505
      They're showing a cartridge flying through the air at the watch...

      Cartridges don't fly. Bullets fly.



      The casing (the big piece o' brass) houses powder, and has a primer (small explosive charge) at one end...when the primer is impacted it ruptures, explodes, lights the powder...powder burns and gasses expand, forcing the bullet out of the barrel.

      This is similar to a story one of the news outlets covered about a house in Iraq. A woman came out to meet the media, insisting that soldiers had shot up her house. She had two handfuls of unfired cartridges...

      The picture could possibly representing someone throwing a catridge/bullet at the watch?

      This is the only thing flying out of the end of the barrel:


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      05-01-2012 02:20 AM #12506
      Ha, I knew that. I'm just not a gun person so that didn't pop into my head when I was looking at the pic.
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      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Oh mellberg is cool, but his car certainly isn't helping that happen.
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      u jus made bc 2 bitches are sweatin me.

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      05-01-2012 03:33 AM #12507
      stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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      05-01-2012 04:21 AM #12508
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      They're showing a cartridge flying through the air at the watch...

      Cartridges don't fly. Bullets fly.
      They made the same "mistake" on the case-back.




      And now back to your regularly scheduled funny pictures.
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      05-01-2012 07:58 AM #12510
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      05-01-2012 08:31 AM #12511
      Quote Originally Posted by JKREW
      These kind of threads make me want to punch puppies in the face.
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      05-01-2012 09:57 AM #12513
      Quote Originally Posted by JimmyD View Post
      It's "bazinga", only one "z"...

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      05-01-2012 11:03 AM #12514
      Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
      It's "bazinga", only one "z"...
      I'm not sure what's worse... this show or 2.5 Men.
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      05-01-2012 11:04 AM #12515
      Heart pumping antifreeze as I stand here.

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      05-01-2012 11:04 AM #12516
      Quote Originally Posted by volkstyle View Post
      <object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/plPsnWFng0w?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/plPsnWFng0w?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>
      Whomp Whomp Whomp

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      05-01-2012 11:06 AM #12517
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      I'm not sure what's worse... this show or 2.5 Men.
      Shut your face, Big Bang is awesome.

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      05-01-2012 11:06 AM #12518
      Wth? how do I post videos from youtube? did it change?
      Heart pumping antifreeze as I stand here.

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      05-01-2012 11:07 AM #12519
      Click on the video link button in the reply window and paste the YouTube URL there...
      Quote Originally Posted by Doug Butabi View Post
      I just want to know why OP thought making a thread in The Car Lounge would help him in any way... We've got a bunch of dudes telling him to "pepper his angus," and an insurance agent who just made a 2:30 appointment to **** someones wife. Classic TCL.

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      05-01-2012 11:08 AM #12520
      Quote Originally Posted by volkstyle View Post
      Wth? how do I post videos from youtube? did it change?
      HTML is not enabled in this forum. You will have to use BB code to embed the video.
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      05-01-2012 11:09 AM #12521
      Quote Originally Posted by volkstyle View Post
      dude needs a tissue something serious.


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      05-01-2012 11:30 AM #12522
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
      dude needs a tissue something serious.
      I had to stop watching because of that snot!!!

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      05-01-2012 11:33 AM #12523
      That video was amazing. Jay-Z is lazy. Guy can flow.

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      05-01-2012 11:39 AM #12524
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
      dude needs a tissue something serious.

      For realz?



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      05-01-2012 12:05 PM #12525
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      I'm not sure what's worse... this show or 2.5 Men.
      Perhaps you lack the intellectual capacity to understand the comedy involved. Also Penny is pretty damn hot... LOL!

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      05-01-2012 12:13 PM #12526
      Quote Originally Posted by B3sat16v View Post
      Perhaps you lack the intellectual capacity to understand the comedy involved. Also Penny is pretty damn hot... LOL!
      Let me paraphrase that for you:

      You don't like what I like! Therefore, you lack my level of intelligence!

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      05-01-2012 12:29 PM #12527
      Pictures?


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      05-01-2012 12:35 PM #12528
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      Let me paraphrase that for you:

      You don't like what I like! Therefore, you lack my level of intelligence!

      Let me paraphrase this thread's title for you:

      Post pics.

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      05-01-2012 12:38 PM #12529
      Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Woo View Post
      Let me paraphrase this thread's title for you:

      Post pics.
      There's your problem, there's a crack in your exhaust manifold.

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      05-01-2012 12:43 PM #12530
      Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Woo View Post
      Let me paraphrase this thread's title for you:

      Post pics.
      agreed.







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