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    1. 11-02-2012 10:02 AM #19216
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Why do people still wear watches?
      It is still quicker than trying to dig out the phone.

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      11-02-2012 10:11 AM #19217
      Quote Originally Posted by JKREW
      These kind of threads make me want to punch puppies in the face.
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      11-02-2012 10:13 AM #19219
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      [IMG]Horse Cop img.[/IMG]





      I'd hate to say it, but those are Chicago CPD officers, and ya, it is creepy to see a yo dawg horse cop thing. I just laughed when I saw it (being from Chicago and all).



      Look what she's reading... Now THAT's FUNNY!
      hahahaha choppped to hell

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      11-02-2012 10:28 AM #19220
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      hahahaha choppped to hell
      Nope, from a TV commerical:

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      11-02-2012 10:31 AM #19221
      Quote Originally Posted by Jesus is my pilot View Post
      Pro-abortionists are so rabid for the killing of babies they are willing to sacrifice the health and safety of women to make sure they continue.
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      11-02-2012 10:34 AM #19222
      Quote Originally Posted by Rockerchick View Post
      Nope, from a TV commerical:
      I like to think it's a subtle MIB reference.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRXNNqNfQBs

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      11-02-2012 10:36 AM #19223
      Quote Originally Posted by AKADriver View Post
      I like to think it's a subtle MIB reference.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRXNNqNfQBs

      "She's about to start some @#$%, Zed. Those books are waaaaay too advanced for her."
      Such a great movie.
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      11-02-2012 10:49 AM #19224
      Poor raccoon, no way I can watch that entire video...

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      Chimps are curious and tend to be *******s, just like us..........
      Seriously, there is a video of a chimp face-f****** a frog online somewhere. That was tough to watch.
      Quote Originally Posted by Doug Butabi View Post
      I just want to know why OP thought making a thread in The Car Lounge would help him in any way... We've got a bunch of dudes telling him to "pepper his angus," and an insurance agent who just made a 2:30 appointment to **** someones wife. Classic TCL.

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      11-02-2012 10:49 AM #19225
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      I believe this is the correct terminology.

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      11-02-2012 10:51 AM #19226
      Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
      Poor raccoon, no way I can watch that entire video...



      Seriously, there is a video of a chimp face-f****** a frog online somewhere. That was tough to watch.
      Chimps can be pretty vicious.
      Ask this lady... who's now had a FACE TRANSPLANT!



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      11-02-2012 11:16 AM #19232
      Oh the widowmaker.

      So little time has passed since we met, and yet, you scare the living hell out of me.
      /lifting 3000lbs car with a toothpick

      wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

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      11-02-2012 11:19 AM #19233
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      11-02-2012 11:23 AM #19235
      Funny, I grew up with the widow maker. It was, literally, the only jack I knew for nearly my first full decade of driving...never had a problem with it. Hell, I've even used it for jacking up a boat trailer, never had an issue. Do they physically fail, or cars just fall off? If they just fall off, it's user error.

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      11-02-2012 11:26 AM #19236
      Quote Originally Posted by GtIVR6-RJ View Post
      Oh the widowmaker.

      So little time has passed since we met, and yet, you scare the living hell out of me.
      /lifting 3000lbs car with a toothpick
      You can't really call yourself a VW owner until you've used a widowmaker and had your call fall... nearly slicing off your toes with the bare rotor.
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      11-02-2012 11:27 AM #19237
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      Went on a week's vacation to FL last fall. A couple of Blockbusters had already closed before then, but when I got back there were literally only two video stores left open in a town of 125k people. Netflix cleaned up shop.

      Pron shops? More of them than ever though.

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      11-02-2012 11:28 AM #19238
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Funny, I grew up with the widow maker. It was, literally, the only jack I knew for nearly my first full decade of driving...never had a problem with it. Hell, I've even used it for jacking up a boat trailer, never had an issue. Do they physically fail, or cars just fall off? If they just fall off, it's user error.
      They don't fail, they're just notoriously unstable.
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      11-02-2012 11:37 AM #19239
      Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post


      Went on a week's vacation to FL last fall. A couple of Blockbusters had already closed before then, but when I got back there were literally only two video stores left open in a town of 125k people. Netflix cleaned up shop.


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      11-02-2012 11:39 AM #19240
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Do they physically fail, or cars just fall off? If they just fall off, it's user error.
      Yes. Most of the time, it's user error. I've used mine extensively with little problem.
      But they do require due diligence to make sure you're on flat, solid ground, the positioning on the pinch weld is correct, and that the car is chok'd to make sure it doesn't move, *at all*.
      Bro, do you even lift? When you only have 90 horsepower, you don't ever lift.
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      11-02-2012 11:42 AM #19241
      a few posts up
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      11-02-2012 11:44 AM #19242
      ^^^^
      Yo, really... that's like 3 posts up.
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      11-02-2012 11:46 AM #19243
      Quote Originally Posted by ElixXxeR View Post
      What's even funnier is that the Blockbuster CEO actually owns more Netflix stock than the founder of Netflix.


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      11-02-2012 11:55 AM #19244
      Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
      Pron shops? More of them than ever though.
      This is true everywhere I've been and it baffles me. If the Internet should kill one things, it's pron shops.
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      11-02-2012 12:01 PM #19246
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Funny, I grew up with the widow maker. It was, literally, the only jack I knew for nearly my first full decade of driving...never had a problem with it. Hell, I've even used it for jacking up a boat trailer, never had an issue. Do they physically fail, or cars just fall off? If they just fall off, it's user error.
      I've only had the car roll off one ONCE...and that was because I was on a hill, like a maroon.

      The damn thing is a great jack, maligned by incompetent users. IT ISNT FOR MAINTENANCE REPAIRS, GUYs, it is for changing a flat quickly on the side of the road.

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      11-02-2012 12:10 PM #19247
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      I've only had the car roll off one ONCE...and that was because I was on a hill, like a maroon.

      The damn thing is a great jack, maligned by incompetent users. IT ISNT FOR MAINTENANCE REPAIRS, GUYs, it is for changing a flat quickly on the side of the road.
      Ever had a wheel stuck (corroded) to the hub?
      Tried to get it off while on the widowmaker?

      Not to mention, how many roadside shoulders are level enough to use the widowmaker?

      Ya good luck.

      Agreed, the design is pretty elegant, but it's use is limited and doesn't factor real world scenarios.
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      11-02-2012 12:11 PM #19248
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      ^^^^
      Yo, really... that's like 3 posts up.
      my bad fixed

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      11-02-2012 01:10 PM #19249
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      i don't know, barry obama logo looks like a pepsi logo to me, in the dark anyways.


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      11-02-2012 01:29 PM #19250
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      Ever had a wheel stuck (corroded) to the hub?
      Tried to get it off while on the widowmaker?

      Not to mention, how many roadside shoulders are level enough to use the widowmaker?

      Ya good luck.

      Agreed, the design is pretty elegant, but it's use is limited and doesn't factor real world scenarios.
      Yes. I have never had a problem getting stuck wheels un-stuck. There are several easy ways to do this.

      Shoulders? That's why the car rolled on me. Long downhill in WV, the flattest place I could stop still had a decent grade on it. Just took a little inventiveness for wheel chocks and all was good.

      Real-world? My space saver jacks have had some MILES on them, if you can call it that. I don't think you understand my bad luck with tires!

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