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    11-02-2012 01:29 PM #19251
    Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
    Ever had a wheel stuck (corroded) to the hub?
    Tried to get it off while on the widowmaker?

    Not to mention, how many roadside shoulders are level enough to use the widowmaker?

    Ya good luck.

    Agreed, the design is pretty elegant, but it's use is limited and doesn't factor real world scenarios.
    Yes. I have never had a problem getting stuck wheels un-stuck. There are several easy ways to do this.

    Shoulders? That's why the car rolled on me. Long downhill in WV, the flattest place I could stop still had a decent grade on it. Just took a little inventiveness for wheel chocks and all was good.

    Real-world? My space saver jacks have had some MILES on them, if you can call it that. I don't think you understand my bad luck with tires!

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    11-02-2012 01:39 PM #19252
    The point of the widowmaker hate is, the design just doesn't make sense when every non-German car I've owned came with this vastly superior design:


    Conventional scissor jacks don't depend on having the jack able to "rock" on its "foot" on level ground. I can and have used these just about everywhere. I have one in my garage with a picture of a 2nd gen Corolla on it, no idea how it got there but it's a beast.

    Now back to the funny:


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    11-02-2012 01:44 PM #19253
    Quote Originally Posted by AKADriver View Post
    The point of the widowmaker hate is, the design just doesn't make sense when every non-German car I've owned came with this vastly superior design:
    Pssss. I don't spy any soul in that jack.


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    11-02-2012 01:48 PM #19254
    Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

  5. 11-02-2012 01:49 PM #19255
    Quote Originally Posted by AKADriver View Post
    The point of the widowmaker hate is, the design just doesn't make sense when every non-German car I've owned came with this vastly superior design.
    Why not just keep one of these in the car?

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    11-02-2012 01:51 PM #19256
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    Why not just keep one of these in the car?
    A brunette can't change my flat tire.
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    11-02-2012 01:57 PM #19257
    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream View Post
    A brunette can't change my flat tire.
    but she could keep you occupied while you wait for AAA.
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    11-02-2012 02:14 PM #19258


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    Because nothing quite says "classy" like a booty shot in the abortion clinic sink mirror.

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    11-02-2012 02:49 PM #19259
    Quote Originally Posted by iThread View Post
    What's even funnier is that the Blockbuster CEO actually owns more Netflix stock than the founder of Netflix.

    I checked. Not true story. Reed holds no direct stock, it's in a trust or something else, but does own a pittance (4.4%). And if you're referring to Icahn, he's not CEO of Blockbuster, just a major stockholder who tried to turn it around.


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    11-02-2012 02:49 PM #19260
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
    Because nothing quite says "classy" like a booty shot in the abortion clinic sink mirror.

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    11-02-2012 02:56 PM #19261
    Took me a second.

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    11-02-2012 03:23 PM #19262
    ^^^ Hilarious!

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    11-02-2012 03:47 PM #19263
    Quote Originally Posted by ridersna View Post
    That's not funny, that's my worst nightmare...
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    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I've sucked on more ballsacks than you have.

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    11-02-2012 03:53 PM #19264
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    11-02-2012 04:13 PM #19265
    I will never poo the same again...
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    11-02-2012 04:23 PM #19267
    Quote Originally Posted by DUBLUV401 View Post
    I will never poo the same again...
    Gives new meaning to the term "making some toilet snakes".
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.

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    11-02-2012 04:24 PM #19268
    Quote Originally Posted by DUBLUV401 View Post
    I will never poo the same again...
    You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.

    Best dump I ever had!
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    11-02-2012 04:26 PM #19269
    Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
    You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.

    Best dump I ever had!
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.

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    11-02-2012 04:44 PM #19270


    Nailed it
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    11-02-2012 04:46 PM #19271
    I never understand why people are afraid of snakes. This is my het. coral albino red tail boa (pic is ~3 months old, she's now about 3 1/2' long):

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    11-02-2012 04:46 PM #19272
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    11-02-2012 04:48 PM #19273
    Quote Originally Posted by UnitedGTI. View Post


    Nailed it

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    11-02-2012 04:51 PM #19274
    Quote Originally Posted by veetarded View Post
    I never understand why people are afraid of snakes. This is my het. coral albino red tail boa (pic is ~3 months old, she's now about 3 1/2' long):

    And how big will that thing get?
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    11-02-2012 04:55 PM #19275
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    And how big will that thing get?
    Red tails typically only get around 8 feet long, they aren't huge like retics or anacondas.
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    11-02-2012 04:58 PM #19276
    Quote Originally Posted by veetarded View Post
    Red tails typically only get around 8 feet long, they aren't huge like retics or anacondas.
    "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.
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    11-02-2012 05:02 PM #19277
    Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
    "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.
    Not true at all lol. And I intend to breed it with another coral albino to produce sunglow babies:



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    11-02-2012 05:17 PM #19278
    Come, join us ^^^^ (fellow snake enthusiast)

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    11-02-2012 05:21 PM #19279
    ^ I'd give her a serpent safari, y'know whudime sayuhn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
    Come, join us ^^^^ (fellow snake enthusiast)

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    Done. Thank you!

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    11-02-2012 05:55 PM #19281
    and now back to our regular scheduled programming...

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