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    Thread: The Funny Picture Thread

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      04-28-2011 01:04 PM #2526
      ^ The goose at 7:30 is /
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      04-28-2011 01:21 PM #2528
      Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Carcinogen View Post
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      I made that! Years ago!!

      Whoever made that motivator shrank the hell out of it, though. And I lost the original when my computer crashed.

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      04-28-2011 05:15 PM #2530
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      04-28-2011 05:21 PM #2531
      Guess all lawyers arent bad

      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      04-28-2011 05:33 PM #2532


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    8. 04-28-2011 05:37 PM #2533
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      my mom has a sign w/ the same saying on it, I make fun of her all the time lol
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      04-28-2011 05:38 PM #2534
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      Dude, no freaking way
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      04-28-2011 05:41 PM #2535
      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      Dude, no freaking way
      disturbing

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      04-28-2011 05:45 PM #2536
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      disturbing
      I also find it disturbing that the circles don't match up.

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      04-28-2011 05:49 PM #2537
      looks like the second pic is a zoomed in shot.

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      04-28-2011 05:56 PM #2539
      Quote Originally Posted by killercoconuts View Post
      looks like the second pic is a zoomed in shot.
      looks to me like it was shot at a different angle.. which means those things would have had to stay on for at least as long as it takes to take 2 shots without the person noticing..

      jesus

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      04-28-2011 05:56 PM #2540
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      04-28-2011 05:57 PM #2541
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      This is where AIDS started.

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      04-28-2011 06:07 PM #2542
      Quote Originally Posted by killercoconuts View Post
      looks like the second pic is a zoomed in shot.
      Taken at a different time? Weird...
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      04-29-2011 03:10 AM #2545
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      disturbing
      Those look like nettles or some other stupid plant that sticks to fabric. Would be hilarious if they are really insects, though.....
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      04-29-2011 03:15 AM #2546
      Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
      Those look like nettles or some other stupid plant that sticks to fabric. Would be hilarious if they are really insects, though.....
      They have to be flies, you can clearly see wings in the close up shot. Plus, the fact that they are in different spots in the close up and wide shot tells me those things aren't burrs.
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      04-29-2011 02:21 PM #2547
      These made me laugh! Too funny!



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      04-29-2011 02:31 PM #2548
      ^Lmao

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      04-29-2011 03:03 PM #2549
      the pleasure graph in the lower left hand corner.
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