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    Thread: The Funny Picture Thread

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      06-16-2011 01:52 PM #3536
      oh...
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      A friend of mine is at law school at Gonzaga. He says Spokane is a real **** show. Florida of the Pacific Northwest...
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      There was a separate petition for it. So no, I don't think Austin is the demographic in Texas looking to secede. But **** Austin anyways.

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      06-16-2011 01:55 PM #3537
      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      In all of these vomit shots...why does it look like diarrhea?

      I'd love to see the after shot!
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      06-16-2011 01:59 PM #3539
      Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
      You'd nail ALL of them? Really?

      I mean, even if you're into ladyboys, a couple of them are kinda goofy looking.
      Especially the very last one.
      The top left one's rack = .
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      06-16-2011 03:47 PM #3541
      Quote Originally Posted by JKREW
      These kind of threads make me want to punch puppies in the face.
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      06-16-2011 03:56 PM #3542
      Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
      In all of these vomit shots...why does it look like diarrhea?
      Because they're puking a little food and a lot of liquid (ie alcohol).

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      06-16-2011 04:58 PM #3543
      Quote Originally Posted by surferbobgolf

      the funny thing about that is the package translates to "black man bread"

      "buraku man pan"

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      06-16-2011 05:03 PM #3544
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      the funny thing about that is the package translates to "black man bread"

      "buraku man pan"
      It actually says Burak Meron Pan = Black Melon Bread

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      06-16-2011 05:19 PM #3545
      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      holy snikeys
      i recognize that place, it looks like the Flying Saucer here in Houston. i love that place.
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      06-16-2011 05:36 PM #3546
      those girls all look too young to be drinking. i must be getting old.

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      06-16-2011 05:44 PM #3547
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      those girls all look too young to be drinking. i must be getting old.
      Same thing I thought, then I went back and looked at some of my college photos, and was like yep, we looked like tweens in a bar.

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      06-16-2011 05:48 PM #3548
      Warning... nightmare content-









      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      06-16-2011 05:59 PM #3549
      Last one looks like a mix between Steven Tyler and Steve Buscemi

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    15. 06-16-2011 10:26 PM #3551
      Quote Originally Posted by SurferbobGolf View Post
      haha yes.

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      06-17-2011 12:33 AM #3552
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      Warning... nightmare content-

      random weird lip mutants.jpg

      WTF is this? That can't be female...can it?

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      06-17-2011 01:29 AM #3553
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      Ah, the 1920s - when men were men, cars were Avions-Voisins, and pedestrian impact standards were "get out of the way or my car will literally shank you in the face.
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      06-17-2011 10:32 AM #3555
      Quote Originally Posted by JKREW
      These kind of threads make me want to punch puppies in the face.
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      06-17-2011 10:54 AM #3558
      ^ that's awesome! (The Sedin twins)

      Worm guy approves.


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      06-17-2011 12:31 PM #3559
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      only got to page 6.....but is it bad that i knew the exact song they were trying to describe?







      .......it's not because i have described it like that before though.....if that's what you're thinking........
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      06-17-2011 12:34 PM #3560
      Quote Originally Posted by SurferbobGolf View Post
      Funniest goddamned thing I've ever seen.

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      06-17-2011 12:37 PM #3561
      Quote Originally Posted by whit_ View Post
      only got to page 6.....but is it bad that i knew the exact song they were trying to describe?
      Darude Sandstorm

      They actually did the best they could have possibly done to describe it IMO.

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      06-17-2011 12:39 PM #3562
      Quote Originally Posted by Surfing On A Rocket View Post
      Darude Sandstorm

      They actually did the best they could have possibly done to describe it IMO.
      no i know haha. im saying i knew exactly what song they were describing. i must listen to it too much
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      06-17-2011 02:42 PM #3563
      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      i laughed out loud.
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      06-17-2011 03:00 PM #3564
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      06-17-2011 03:07 PM #3565
      Quote Originally Posted by SLK350 View Post
      Penises have everything to do with science.

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      06-17-2011 03:15 PM #3566
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      Tranny Iggy Pop.....

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      06-17-2011 03:19 PM #3568
      Quote Originally Posted by redgeeteeeye View Post
      **** myself laughing hahahaa

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      06-17-2011 03:20 PM #3569
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      06-17-2011 03:22 PM #3570
      Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
      In all of these vomit shots...why does it look like diarrhea?

      I'd love to see the after shot!
      Its a fact that all vomit is diarrhea until it touches oxygen...kinda like how our blood is blue until it hits the air and turns red. I saw it on the internet therefore its a fact.
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      Penises have everything to do with science.

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