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      03-14-2012 11:06 AM #10676
      Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
      Snagged this gem on the way home from dinner last night.

      The small lettering says, "We scoop dog poop!"

      Around here:


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      03-14-2012 11:15 AM #10677
      Looks like some people take their franchise a little more seriously than others.
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      03-14-2012 11:49 AM #10678
      That can't be a profitable business....

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      03-14-2012 11:51 AM #10679
      Quote Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks View Post
      That can't be a profitable business....
      Maybe if they branched out into cleaning horse stalls, and trailers it could be.

      I don't know who they'd market to? Breeders? Most of them have kennels, and water hoses.
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      03-14-2012 11:51 AM #10680
      Quote Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks View Post
      That can't be a profitable business....
      it is, it's just really sh1tty work.
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      03-14-2012 11:52 AM #10681
      Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
      "We scoop dog poop!"
      Why would anyone do that?? Seriously, though, what's this dog poop scoopin' business all about?
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      03-14-2012 12:00 PM #10682
      Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
      Why would anyone do that?? Seriously, though, what's this dog poop scoopin' business all about?

      looks like they get people to pay them 8-10 bucks a week for them to come out once and pick up poop. I suppose if they had an entire neighborhood and could make quick work of it, it may be profitable.

      I wonder if they then sell the poop as fertilizer?

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      03-14-2012 12:00 PM #10683
      Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
      Why would anyone do that?? Seriously, though, what's this dog poop scoopin' business all about?
      It's for lazy fat-ass Americans who can't figure out why their economy is in the ****ter while they pay some meth-heads $40 a week to clean up the dog feces from their lawn. They are too lazy and they let their kids be entitled little brats who never have to do anything so there's a market for it.

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      03-14-2012 12:06 PM #10684
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      It's for lazy fat-ass Americans who can't figure out why their economy is in the ****ter while they pay some meth-heads $40 a week to clean up the dog feces from their lawn. They are too lazy and they let their kids be entitled little brats who never have to do anything so there's a market for it.
      HEY! HEY! HEY!!!!

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      03-14-2012 12:08 PM #10685
      Less talk, more pics!

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      03-14-2012 12:10 PM #10686
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      It's for lazy fat-ass Americans who can't figure out why their economy is in the ****ter while they pay some meth-heads $40 a week to clean up the dog feces from their lawn. They are too lazy and they let their kids be entitled little brats who never have to do anything so there's a market for it.
      Tell us how you really feel about this made up family.
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      Station wagons are for moms and Europe.

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      03-14-2012 12:10 PM #10687
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      HEY! HEY! HEY!!!!

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      Senor poop scoop?




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      03-14-2012 12:11 PM #10688
      Quote Originally Posted by rsj0714 View Post
      Tell us how you really feel about this made up family.
      I was thinking this would be a good pilot for a cartoon.

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      03-14-2012 12:13 PM #10689
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      It's for lazy fat-ass Americans who can't figure out why their economy is in the ****ter while they pay some meth-heads $40 a week to clean up the dog feces from their lawn. They are too lazy and they let their kids be entitled little brats who never have to do anything so there's a market for it.
      canadians would be just as fat and lazy as americans if it weren't for all the meth you northern white trashburgers ingest.

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      03-14-2012 12:18 PM #10690
      Quote Originally Posted by dubb~stylee View Post
      canadians would be just as fat and lazy as americans if it weren't for all the meth you northern white trashburgers ingest.
      Bwah, bwah, bwah. Try again. Vancouver's Lower East Downtown =/= "Canada".

      Anyway let's not de-rail the thread any longer. Let it flourish with funny pics and no b.s.

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      03-14-2012 12:19 PM #10691


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      03-14-2012 12:19 PM #10692
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      I was thinking this would be a good pilot for a cartoon.
      too late...

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      Station wagons are for moms and Europe.

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      03-14-2012 12:22 PM #10693
      Quote Originally Posted by Ramath0rn View Post

      Literally laugh out loud funny.

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      03-14-2012 12:23 PM #10694
      The chickens made me late sir.


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      03-14-2012 12:38 PM #10695


      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      03-14-2012 12:38 PM #10696
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      The chickens made me late sir.

      It's ok, no one lives in this area anyways.

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      03-14-2012 12:42 PM #10697
      Finally found one of these we can all appreciate?








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      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      03-14-2012 12:56 PM #10698
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      Finally found one of these we can all appreciate?

      The funniest part about this is now girls #2 and #3 have nubs for arms. They photo-shopped out the hands on the shoulders of girls #1 and #4. Either that or fatty's arms were Loooooonnnggg!

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      03-14-2012 12:59 PM #10699
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      The funniest part about this is now girls #2 and #3 have nubs for arms. They photo-shopped out the hands on the shoulders of girls #1 and #4. Either that or fatty's arms were Loooooonnnggg!
      Makes the fist date better?
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
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      03-14-2012 01:03 PM #10700
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      Finally found one of these we can all appreciate?

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      03-14-2012 01:08 PM #10701
      Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
      Why would anyone do that?? Seriously, though, what's this dog poop scoopin' business all about?
      We have a service walk our property twice a week for $20. At 60 and handicapped I see a valuable need for this service. What's confusing?
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      03-14-2012 01:19 PM #10702
      Maybe this should be in the singles thread




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      03-14-2012 02:21 PM #10703
      Trolled a buddy:


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      03-14-2012 02:35 PM #10704
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Trolled a buddy:
      If you want to take your trolling to the next level steal his phone and change his ringtone to that. But the real troll comes when you change the MP3 to "Verizon Default" (or other carrier) so that when they change it back its still there.

      Did that with my buddies phone and Careless Whisper by George Micheal
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      03-14-2012 02:39 PM #10705
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      If you want to take your trolling to the next level steal his phone and change his ringtone to that. But the real troll comes when you change the MP3 to "Verizon Default" (or other carrier) so that when they change it back its still there.

      Did that with my buddies phone and Careless Whisper by George Micheal
      Nice.



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      03-14-2012 03:15 PM #10707
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      03-14-2012 03:23 PM #10708
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      I laughed. Out loud. Hard!

      Man this Zachguy is everywhere getting bashed on haha
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      Started in the mk3 section, then VW Lounge, then Car Lounge, and now here.


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      03-14-2012 04:07 PM #10710
      hahahahahahaha great one!
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