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      03-13-2012 01:26 PM #10680
      I actually really like MK3s



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      03-13-2012 01:29 PM #10681
      Quote Originally Posted by The Dubsta View Post
      Co spraaaangs! Hopefully! Lol IMHO CO springs does not count as normal colorado.
      He lives in Parker. As whacky as he is, he is a great guy and his car is ridiculously clean.

      As were his Corrado's
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      i don't get it?
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      03-13-2012 01:35 PM #10683
      Quote Originally Posted by TheBurninator View Post
      He lives in Parker. As whacky as he is, he is a great guy and his car is ridiculously clean.

      As were his Corrado's
      I will hold judgement on this guy. I think its just a case of being so passionate about something you are so blinded about everything else, making alot of illogical decisions, rash behavior...wait I sound like I'm talking about a meth head lol.

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      03-13-2012 01:39 PM #10684
      Quote Originally Posted by The Dubsta View Post
      Co spraaaangs! Hopefully! Lol IMHO CO springs does not count as normal colorado.
      It doesn't count as normal anything, because **** that place.
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      03-13-2012 01:44 PM #10685
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      i don't get it?
      They already all have the same face.


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      03-13-2012 01:44 PM #10686
      Quote Originally Posted by The Dubsta View Post
      I will hold judgement on this guy. I think its just a case of being so passionate about something you are so blinded about everything else, making alot of illogical decisions, rash behavior...wait I sound like I'm talking about a meth head lol.
      More or less that explains it well.
      LOL @ the meth head comment

      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      It doesn't count as normal anything, because **** that place.
      Seriously. Colorado Springs is a nightmare. Bunch of religious nutjobs and they all have a redneck accent. It is like you drive an hour south of Denver and your IQ drops
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      03-13-2012 01:49 PM #10687
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      It doesn't count as normal anything, because **** that place.
      EXACTLY! lol i have some friends in the air force that live down in the springs. It's like some weird even more crappy version of central aurora with the only cool saving factor in the area=pikes peak(especially the pikes peak hill climb).

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      03-13-2012 01:52 PM #10689
      Quote Originally Posted by The Dubsta View Post
      EXACTLY! lol i have some friends in the air force that live down in the springs. It's like some weird even more crappy version of central aurora with the only cool saving factor in the area=pikes peak(especially the pikes peak hill climb).
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      03-13-2012 01:55 PM #10690
      Quote Originally Posted by Ninja Boot View Post
      They already all have the same face.



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      03-13-2012 01:55 PM #10691
      Quote Originally Posted by TheBurninator View Post
      More or less that explains it well.
      LOL @ the meth head comment



      Seriously. Colorado Springs is a nightmare. Bunch of religious nutjobs and they all have a redneck accent. It is like you drive an hour south of Denver and your IQ drops
      The heavy military influence and apparently high mormon count is what I imagine my own version of hell would be. I remember a 4th of july party at my said air force buddies house. We set off exactly 2 fireworks(black cats mind you - not anything that goes up in the air) before the cops had been called and drove onto my friends driveway with the lights on lol. F that place so hard!!! Meh...we are ruining this thread guys lol

      Relevant pic is relevant to my post and relevant to this thread..

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      03-13-2012 01:56 PM #10692
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
      It doesn't count as normal anything, because **** that place.
      And the springs says **** you too!
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      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      03-13-2012 01:59 PM #10694
      Quote Originally Posted by mike minnillo View Post
      And the springs says **** you too!
      Then there is this guy...hehe

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    20. 03-13-2012 02:07 PM #10696
      If you guys want more of that mk3 guys crazyness here he is having a pissy fit that people aren't voting the mk3 the greatest gti of all time in a poll.

      I long I'm still going through it.

      http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...Ever-GTI/page2

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      03-13-2012 02:12 PM #10697
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
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      03-13-2012 02:19 PM #10699
      Quote Originally Posted by lostmypassword View Post
      If you guys want more of that mk3 guys crazyness here he is having a pissy fit that people aren't voting the mk3 the greatest gti of all time in a poll.

      I long I'm still going through it.

      http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...Ever-GTI/page2
      Read the last couple pages of that thread, pure comedy gold!

    24. 03-13-2012 02:30 PM #10700
      Quote Originally Posted by The Dubsta View Post
      Read the last couple pages of that thread, pure comedy gold!
      Even tho it's losing the poll, even tho people are posting old reviews calling it the weak link in the GTi DNA, all of this evidence showing it's not only not the best car ever, it's not even the best gti ever and he responds with.

      the way i see it, its like a great movie.You ever notice how great movies get **** reviews, cause wtf do critics know.Mk3 has always got **** reviews in stock form, but us mk3 owners that tune our cars know whats up.The mk3 is a great movie that got a bad review.

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      03-13-2012 02:35 PM #10701
      Quote Originally Posted by lostmypassword View Post
      If you guys want more of that mk3 guys crazyness here he is having a pissy fit that people aren't voting the mk3 the greatest gti of all time in a poll.

      I long I'm still going through it.

      http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...Ever-GTI/page2
      I've been enjoying that thread for almost a year and a half now. Click the arrow in the quote in my sig for more Z3T fun.
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      Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
      I've been enjoying that thread for almost a year and a half now. Click the arrow in the quote in my sig for more Z3T fun.
      I laughed. Out loud. Hard!


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      03-13-2012 03:03 PM #10703
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      03-13-2012 03:07 PM #10704
      Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
      I've been enjoying that thread for almost a year and a half now. Click the arrow in the quote in my sig for more Z3T fun.
      good god this guy is pure comedy! if his mk3 had a pen0rz, would be stroke it more than his own? I believe so!


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      03-13-2012 03:09 PM #10705
      Quote Originally Posted by Cervical Bruiser View Post
      I laughed. Out loud. Hard!

      LOL i think this guy deserves his own thread for the amount of funny awesomness. We could have quotes and pics dedicated to this guy.

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      03-13-2012 03:46 PM #10707
      Quote Originally Posted by The Dubsta View Post
      LOL i think this guy deserves his own thread for the amount of funny awesomness. We could have quotes and pics dedicated to this guy.
      wow.... he compared a mk3 gti to movies.
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      03-14-2012 05:36 AM #10710
      Quote Originally Posted by The Dubsta View Post
      Read the last couple pages of that thread, pure comedy gold!
      read page 2 where everybody still ignores him
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