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      04-30-2012 11:31 AM #12426
      Quote Originally Posted by strskatr05 View Post
      ^^ That better not be the new Dolan...bc I hate those too
      gooby pls
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      i did'nt come here to impress none you mother****ers

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      04-30-2012 11:39 AM #12427
      If you guys are gonna comment you need to post a pic too so we dont get the thread locked!

      And I also didnt get those comics



      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      04-30-2012 11:43 AM #12428




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      04-30-2012 12:09 PM #12430


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      Quote Originally Posted by ..Derek.. View Post
      FACT: All girls with Tinkerbell stickers on their cars or have Tinkerbell tattoo's are 300+lbs

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      04-30-2012 02:03 PM #12434
      Quote Originally Posted by Cervical Bruiser View Post
      If I was the father filming, I would be so proud. haha.

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      04-30-2012 05:40 PM #12438
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      04-30-2012 05:46 PM #12439
      These are so dumb but I still laugh at some

      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      04-30-2012 05:53 PM #12440
      ^^^ KIA/NOKIA made me spit.

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      04-30-2012 05:55 PM #12441
      Ron Swanson/Swan Ronson.

      That is all.
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      04-30-2012 06:47 PM #12442
      Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
      Plus, if it gets cold, you can close the door and start the car up. It'll heat the place up in no time to help you sleep.
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      04-30-2012 06:57 PM #12443
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      04-30-2012 07:21 PM #12444
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      04-30-2012 08:00 PM #12445
      Quote Originally Posted by Minker17 View Post
      Ron Swanson/Swan Ronson.

      That is all.
      FOR REAL !
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      04-30-2012 09:06 PM #12446
      dafaq


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      04-30-2012 09:14 PM #12447
      ^^^
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
      And, if the situation calls for it, you could break out some drumsticks and play the xylophone on her ribs
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      God dammit Miyagi, go to school. Who the f**k plays the xylophone with drumsticks?
      You use mallets. Idiot.

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      04-30-2012 10:37 PM #12448
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      "Ladies or low testosterone male pink tool set"


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      04-30-2012 11:17 PM #12450
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      05-01-2012 12:40 AM #12451
      Quote Originally Posted by JimmyD View Post

      does bazinga = awful laugh track?
      elitistchicks

      Quote Originally Posted by ajd187 View Post
      Buncha queers in this thread.

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      05-01-2012 01:38 AM #12452
      bazinga = nerds.

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    28. 05-01-2012 02:03 AM #12454
      Hahaha, please tell me that Omega one is real!?

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      05-01-2012 02:21 AM #12455
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      Hahaha, please tell me that Omega one is real!?
      I don't get it. :C
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      Oh mellberg is cool, but his car certainly isn't helping that happen.

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      05-01-2012 02:26 AM #12456
      Quote Originally Posted by mellbergVWfan View Post
      I don't get it. :C
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    31. 05-01-2012 02:31 AM #12457
      They're showing a cartridge flying through the air at the watch...

      Cartridges don't fly. Bullets fly.



      The casing (the big piece o' brass) houses powder, and has a primer (small explosive charge) at one end...when the primer is impacted it ruptures, explodes, lights the powder...powder burns and gasses expand, forcing the bullet out of the barrel.

      This is similar to a story one of the news outlets covered about a house in Iraq. A woman came out to meet the media, insisting that soldiers had shot up her house. She had two handfuls of unfired cartridges...

      The picture could possibly representing someone throwing a catridge/bullet at the watch?

      This is the only thing flying out of the end of the barrel:


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      05-01-2012 03:20 AM #12458
      Ha, I knew that. I'm just not a gun person so that didn't pop into my head when I was looking at the pic.
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      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Oh mellberg is cool, but his car certainly isn't helping that happen.

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      05-01-2012 04:33 AM #12459
      stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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      05-01-2012 05:21 AM #12460
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      They're showing a cartridge flying through the air at the watch...

      Cartridges don't fly. Bullets fly.
      They made the same "mistake" on the case-back.




      And now back to your regularly scheduled funny pictures.
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