Candy must be some sort of political prisoner. Tons of posts with "Free Candy" in them.
Candy and her brother Tibet are being held at an undisclosed location. Apparently they will be released when some poor, illiterate souls gets some Afghanistan. I see signs for "Us out of Afghanistan." They must not go online, I'm sure Amazon has some, probably with free shipping, too.
Colonel Leopold Wraithwood //// twitter: mbull //// blog //// "Marcel Bruwn" - Travoltified
Stop making things idiot-proof. We're just making better idiots. Not the way we need to be going.