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    10-12-2012 08:53 PM #18446
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    10-12-2012 09:23 PM #18447
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    Tax? I don't mind paying state sales tax. Every time a see a pothole, a school that is falling down or a canceled essential state program, I remind myself why.
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    535 members of congress plus 1 pres screwing us all the time...that's dirty pirate hooker level gang rape.
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    10-12-2012 10:54 PM #18448
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    10-12-2012 11:46 PM #18449
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    10-12-2012 11:49 PM #18450
    Quote Originally Posted by peskyrabbit View Post
    No she made it up. Then she goes on to argue with me for awhile and says I'm thinking to much into it. I said bitch its physically impossible lol
    Actually she's right, unless you were born standing. I know I wasn't.
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    10-13-2012 01:14 PM #18451
    maybe because im hung over and still drunk


    I read the condom one, scrolled up and laughed 1 minute later...
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    10-14-2012 04:01 PM #18453


    Jay Z or Jizz?
    stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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    10-14-2012 04:17 PM #18454
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    Jay Z or Jizz?
    What about Jazz?
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    10-14-2012 08:11 PM #18455
    Head of the Peter North fan club?
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    10-14-2012 08:28 PM #18456
    License plate is CA. Porn capitol of the world is Chatsworth. I vote jizz fan.
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    10-14-2012 08:38 PM #18457
    i saw one like that here in PA, i was saying it out loud, annoying my wife, because i totally didnt see all of the religious **** on the car. JESUS FAN
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    10-14-2012 08:49 PM #18458
    Quote Originally Posted by peskyrabbit View Post
    No she made it up. Then she goes on to argue with me for awhile and says I'm thinking to much into it. I said bitch its physically impossible lol
    Well, technically you are already standing before you fall down the first time. So you'd be standing up an eighth time after your 7th fall.
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    10-14-2012 09:58 PM #18459
    stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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    10-14-2012 09:59 PM #18460


    Last edited by mavric_ac; 10-14-2012 at 10:03 PM.
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    10-14-2012 10:02 PM #18461
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    10-14-2012 10:05 PM #18462
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    10-14-2012 10:16 PM #18463
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    10-14-2012 10:40 PM #18464
    "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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    10-14-2012 10:48 PM #18465
    Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
    There's a bunch of these shirts around now. Seems to be a big deal, still think it's dumb.
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    10-14-2012 11:16 PM #18466
    stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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    10-14-2012 11:23 PM #18467
    http://lookpic.com/c1/i2/178/3VFpPHZc.gif
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    10-14-2012 11:42 PM #18468
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    10-14-2012 11:43 PM #18469


    Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
    He did this at 22 old. He is world strongest man. President Obama ordered him to stop but truth must come out. Buy silver in middle of week.
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    10-15-2012 04:48 AM #18470
    Quote Originally Posted by ModestGirl View Post
    Terrible joke, I wanna hear it nevermore.
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    10-15-2012 08:45 AM #18471
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    10-15-2012 08:53 AM #18472
    That cat gif. had me cracking up really good at work last night. A lack of sleep and a 12 hour shift made for some out of control laughter, it hurt!
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    10-15-2012 09:11 AM #18473
    Quote Originally Posted by DUTCHMANia View Post
    Terrible joke, I wanna hear it nevermore.
    Then why did you quoth the picture?
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    10-15-2012 09:13 AM #18474
    Quote Originally Posted by JeffIsLax View Post
    Then why did you quoth the picture?
    Obviously because he was raven mad.
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    10-15-2012 09:19 AM #18475
    Quote Originally Posted by peskyrabbit View Post
    No she made it up. Then she goes on to argue with me for awhile and says I'm thinking to much into it. I said bitch its physically impossible lol
    No, the ironic part was you spelling "exactly" wrong...
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    10-15-2012 09:37 AM #18476
    Quote Originally Posted by Minker17 View Post
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    the funniest GIF ive seen in a long time. i couldnt stop laughing when i saw it on reddit last night
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    10-15-2012 11:17 AM #18477
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    10-15-2012 11:37 AM #18478
    Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
    Only blocking out two numbers...he really does want someone to take his money.
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    10-15-2012 11:48 AM #18479


    Just got this text thought it was funny
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