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    1. 11-02-2012 05:13 PM #19181
      I will never poo the same again...
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      11-02-2012 05:23 PM #19183
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      I will never poo the same again...
      Gives new meaning to the term "making some toilet snakes".
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      11-02-2012 05:24 PM #19184
      Quote Originally Posted by DUBLUV401 View Post
      I will never poo the same again...
      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.

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      11-02-2012 05:26 PM #19185
      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.

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      11-02-2012 05:44 PM #19186


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      11-02-2012 05:46 PM #19187
      I never understand why people are afraid of snakes. This is my het. coral albino red tail boa (pic is ~3 months old, she's now about 3 1/2' long):

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      11-02-2012 05:46 PM #19188
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      11-02-2012 05:48 PM #19189
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      Nailed it

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      11-02-2012 05:51 PM #19190
      Quote Originally Posted by veetarded View Post
      I never understand why people are afraid of snakes. This is my het. coral albino red tail boa (pic is ~3 months old, she's now about 3 1/2' long):

      And how big will that thing get?

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      11-02-2012 05:55 PM #19191
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      And how big will that thing get?
      Red tails typically only get around 8 feet long, they aren't huge like retics or anacondas.
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      11-02-2012 05:58 PM #19192
      Quote Originally Posted by veetarded View Post
      Red tails typically only get around 8 feet long, they aren't huge like retics or anacondas.
      "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.

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      11-02-2012 06:02 PM #19193
      Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
      "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.
      Not true at all lol. And I intend to breed it with another coral albino to produce sunglow babies:



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      11-02-2012 06:17 PM #19194
      Come, join us ^^^^ (fellow snake enthusiast)

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      11-02-2012 06:21 PM #19195
      ^ I'd give her a serpent safari, y'know whudime sayuhn?

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      11-02-2012 06:30 PM #19196
      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      Come, join us ^^^^ (fellow snake enthusiast)

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      Done. Thank you!

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      11-02-2012 06:55 PM #19197
      and now back to our regular scheduled programming...

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      11-02-2012 08:38 PM #19201
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      11-02-2012 08:41 PM #19202
      Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
      "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.

    22. 11-02-2012 08:52 PM #19203


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      Ever had a wheel stuck (corroded) to the hub?
      Tried to get it off while on the widowmaker?

      Not to mention, how many roadside shoulders are level enough to use the widowmaker?

      Ya good luck.

      Agreed, the design is pretty elegant, but it's use is limited and doesn't factor real world scenarios.
      pro tip.

      loosen the wheel with the car on the ground, drive the car back and forth about 10' with the wheel bolts loose but not off.

      now lift it up and try.

      oh, and I use widowmakers to push engine/ trans forward while I remove the transmissions. they work great for that.

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      11-02-2012 09:37 PM #19206
      ok please no more snakes.

      why people are afraid of snakes:

      I don't know 1. they can kill you 2. they bite 3. they can be poisonous 4. they can squeeze you to death 5. they can kill you

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      11-02-2012 09:49 PM #19208
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      you no good dirty rotten low down sac of trash

      im sorry you have been mistaken with your post. This is the "funny" picture thread....


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      11-02-2012 10:31 PM #19210
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      pro tip.

      loosen the wheel with the car on the ground, drive the car back and forth about 10' with the wheel bolts loose but not off.

      now lift it up and try.

      oh, and I use widowmakers to push engine/ trans forward while I remove the transmissions. they work great for that.

      dont even need to roll it just undo all the lugs then lower it onto the ground with weight thatll break it loose

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      I know this was posted 2 pages ago, but it's quite appropriate here:




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      11-03-2012 06:00 PM #19214
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      you no good dirty rotten low down sac of trash

      im sorry you have been mistaken with your post. This is the "funny" picture thread....


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