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    Thread: The Funny Picture Thread

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      11-02-2012 02:39 PM #19251
      The point of the widowmaker hate is, the design just doesn't make sense when every non-German car I've owned came with this vastly superior design:


      Conventional scissor jacks don't depend on having the jack able to "rock" on its "foot" on level ground. I can and have used these just about everywhere. I have one in my garage with a picture of a 2nd gen Corolla on it, no idea how it got there but it's a beast.

      Now back to the funny:


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      11-02-2012 02:44 PM #19252
      Quote Originally Posted by AKADriver View Post
      The point of the widowmaker hate is, the design just doesn't make sense when every non-German car I've owned came with this vastly superior design:
      Pssss. I don't spy any soul in that jack.


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      11-02-2012 02:48 PM #19253
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

    4. 11-02-2012 02:49 PM #19254
      Quote Originally Posted by AKADriver View Post
      The point of the widowmaker hate is, the design just doesn't make sense when every non-German car I've owned came with this vastly superior design.
      Why not just keep one of these in the car?

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      11-02-2012 02:51 PM #19255
      Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
      Why not just keep one of these in the car?
      A brunette can't change my flat tire.
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      11-02-2012 02:57 PM #19256
      Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream View Post
      A brunette can't change my flat tire.
      but she could keep you occupied while you wait for AAA.
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      11-02-2012 03:14 PM #19257


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      Sometimes you just have to dim the lights, light a candle, pick out the right clip, and make love to yourself.....
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      I usually stick a ham on either end of my gun and bench press it naked in my window for 10 minutes before I turn in.

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      11-02-2012 03:49 PM #19258
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      What's even funnier is that the Blockbuster CEO actually owns more Netflix stock than the founder of Netflix.

      I checked. Not true story. Reed holds no direct stock, it's in a trust or something else, but does own a pittance (4.4%). And if you're referring to Icahn, he's not CEO of Blockbuster, just a major stockholder who tried to turn it around.


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      11-02-2012 03:49 PM #19259
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      Sometimes you just have to dim the lights, light a candle, pick out the right clip, and make love to yourself.....
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      I usually stick a ham on either end of my gun and bench press it naked in my window for 10 minutes before I turn in.

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      11-02-2012 03:56 PM #19260
      Took me a second.

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      11-02-2012 04:23 PM #19261
      ^^^ Hilarious!

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      11-02-2012 04:47 PM #19262
      Quote Originally Posted by ridersna View Post
      That's not funny, that's my worst nightmare...

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      11-02-2012 04:53 PM #19263
      Quote Originally Posted by ridersna View Post





    14. 11-02-2012 05:13 PM #19264
      I will never poo the same again...
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      11-02-2012 05:23 PM #19266
      Quote Originally Posted by DUBLUV401 View Post
      I will never poo the same again...
      Gives new meaning to the term "making some toilet snakes".
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      11-02-2012 05:24 PM #19267
      Quote Originally Posted by DUBLUV401 View Post
      I will never poo the same again...
      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.

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      11-02-2012 05:26 PM #19268
      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.

      Best dump I ever had!
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      11-02-2012 05:44 PM #19269


      Nailed it
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      11-02-2012 05:46 PM #19270
      I never understand why people are afraid of snakes. This is my het. coral albino red tail boa (pic is ~3 months old, she's now about 3 1/2' long):

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      11-02-2012 05:46 PM #19271
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      11-02-2012 05:48 PM #19272
      Quote Originally Posted by UnitedGTI. View Post


      Nailed it

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      11-02-2012 05:51 PM #19273
      Quote Originally Posted by veetarded View Post
      I never understand why people are afraid of snakes. This is my het. coral albino red tail boa (pic is ~3 months old, she's now about 3 1/2' long):

      And how big will that thing get?

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      11-02-2012 05:55 PM #19274
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      And how big will that thing get?
      Red tails typically only get around 8 feet long, they aren't huge like retics or anacondas.
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      11-02-2012 05:58 PM #19275
      Quote Originally Posted by veetarded View Post
      Red tails typically only get around 8 feet long, they aren't huge like retics or anacondas.
      "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.

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      11-02-2012 06:02 PM #19276
      Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
      "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.
      Not true at all lol. And I intend to breed it with another coral albino to produce sunglow babies:



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      11-02-2012 06:17 PM #19277
      Come, join us ^^^^ (fellow snake enthusiast)

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      11-02-2012 06:21 PM #19278
      ^ I'd give her a serpent safari, y'know whudime sayuhn?

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      11-02-2012 06:30 PM #19279
      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      Come, join us ^^^^ (fellow snake enthusiast)

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      11-02-2012 06:55 PM #19280
      and now back to our regular scheduled programming...

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      11-02-2012 08:38 PM #19284
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      "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.

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