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      11-02-2012 02:49 PM #19176
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      11-02-2012 02:56 PM #19177
      Took me a second.

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      11-02-2012 03:23 PM #19178
      ^^^ Hilarious!

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      11-02-2012 03:47 PM #19179
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      11-02-2012 03:53 PM #19180
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    6. 11-02-2012 04:13 PM #19181
      I will never poo the same again...
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      11-02-2012 04:23 PM #19183
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      I will never poo the same again...
      Gives new meaning to the term "making some toilet snakes".
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      11-02-2012 04:24 PM #19184
      Quote Originally Posted by DUBLUV401 View Post
      I will never poo the same again...
      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.

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      11-02-2012 04:26 PM #19185
      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.

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      11-02-2012 04:44 PM #19186


      Nailed it
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      11-02-2012 04:46 PM #19187
      I never understand why people are afraid of snakes. This is my het. coral albino red tail boa (pic is ~3 months old, she's now about 3 1/2' long):

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      11-02-2012 04:46 PM #19188
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      11-02-2012 04:48 PM #19189
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      11-02-2012 04:51 PM #19190
      Quote Originally Posted by veetarded View Post
      I never understand why people are afraid of snakes. This is my het. coral albino red tail boa (pic is ~3 months old, she's now about 3 1/2' long):

      And how big will that thing get?
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      11-02-2012 04:55 PM #19191
      Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
      And how big will that thing get?
      Red tails typically only get around 8 feet long, they aren't huge like retics or anacondas.
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      11-02-2012 04:58 PM #19192
      Quote Originally Posted by veetarded View Post
      Red tails typically only get around 8 feet long, they aren't huge like retics or anacondas.
      "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.
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      11-02-2012 05:02 PM #19193
      Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
      "Only" 8'? So what are you going to do with an 8' snake? It's not like you're going to be able to safely handle it.
      Not true at all lol. And I intend to breed it with another coral albino to produce sunglow babies:



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      11-02-2012 05:17 PM #19194
      Come, join us ^^^^ (fellow snake enthusiast)

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      11-02-2012 05:21 PM #19195
      ^ I'd give her a serpent safari, y'know whudime sayuhn?

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      11-02-2012 05:30 PM #19196
      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      Come, join us ^^^^ (fellow snake enthusiast)

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      11-02-2012 05:55 PM #19197
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