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      10-08-2010 05:21 PM #51
      thread jack!


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      10-08-2010 05:52 PM #52
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      10-08-2010 06:02 PM #53




      Quote Originally Posted by bluerabbit0886 View Post
      A friend of mine is at law school at Gonzaga. He says Spokane is a real **** show. Florida of the Pacific Northwest...
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      You've obviously never driven a Sebring. Most exciting car ever.

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      10-08-2010 06:36 PM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by Gaki View Post
      the pedobear stared at the cleavage.
      Wouldn't the pedobear be staring at a flat chest?



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      10-08-2010 06:58 PM #55
      Quote Originally Posted by Wermz View Post
      Wouldn't the pedobear be staring at a flat chest?



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      A friend of mine is at law school at Gonzaga. He says Spokane is a real **** show. Florida of the Pacific Northwest...
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      You've obviously never driven a Sebring. Most exciting car ever.

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      10-08-2010 11:22 PM #57
      I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. I'm made of plastic. It's fantastic.
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      Honda Accord... they think they're FWD race car drivers and will ride your ass hard.

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      10-08-2010 11:23 PM #58
      and twice on Sunday

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      10-09-2010 12:13 PM #59
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      These kind of threads make me want to punch puppies in the face.
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      10-09-2010 12:26 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by SurferbobGolf View Post
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      somebody said it.
      function/form

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      10-09-2010 12:33 PM #61
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      10-09-2010 09:00 PM #62
      I want to vacation in North Korea

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      10-09-2010 09:07 PM #63
      Cotton Eye Joe was a hoe.

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      10-09-2010 09:57 PM #64
      Syphillis is the new Herpes.
      Quote Originally Posted by a3lad View Post
      the mods aborted the thread and now who knows what that thread might have turn out to be... maybe one day it wouldve cured cancer.

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      10-09-2010 11:08 PM #65
      a house in TN....or maybe KY, caught fire. The home owners live in a rural town w/ NO dedicated fire department. To get fire service where they live they need to pay an annual $75 fee. When the house caught fire last week, the FD showed up, but let the house burn to the ground. The couple had forgotten to send the check. Despite neighbors offering the firemen THOUSANDS of dollars to put the fire out, they simply stood and watched as the peoples home, belongings, and pets burn to the ground.

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      10-09-2010 11:39 PM #66
      I ran six loads of laundry today:

      Four loads of clothing and two sets of sheets.

      Laundry in the building costs $0.75 for wash and $0.75 for dry, so $1.50 per load. I'd love to have laundry in my unit, but there's really no place to put it, and the cost of plumbing, wiring , etc would be prohibitive. Plus, I grab all three washers at a time, so three loads can be done in the time it would take to do one. If I ever get a house, I'll have at least two washers and two dryers just for the convenience I've grown accustomed to.

      There are actually four dryers in the building's laundry room (two stacked units -- Maytag Commercial) to go with the three washers to reduce bottlenecks when people only run a couple of loads.

      My clothes were separated into: whites, warm colors and cool colors. There were four loads today since I ran two loads of cool colors.

      My tennis shoe socks are all white with a gray heel, but two different cut styles, making matching a slight challenge versus the ease of yesteryear when they were all the same cut.

      The dress socks are more like playing concentration when you need to remember where you've seen the sock before to properly match them. Some are very similar.

      Briefs are all the same, so it's just grab and throw them into the drawer.
      Boxers get folded into quarters and are tucked into the back of the line in the drawer so that they are properly rotated. I try to make sure all my clothes are rotated so they last longer.

      The polo shirts go on white wire hangers I kept from the dry cleaner (who changed hands a couple of years ago, and now I don't get the big discount coupons, but they still give me a little something).

      Folding clothes is a very zen-like activity. It brings me peace and an inner sense of calm you don't get from, say, mowing the lawn. But that's what gardeners are for. Our condo association pays $350 per month for gardening, which is very reasonable in this neighborhood I'll tell you.

      The sheets are nearly impossible to fold properly as they're fitted sheets. The pillow cases, at least, get folded into quarters so they stay neat, but the sheets are much like origami run over by a local bus (which just raised their fare from $0.75 to $1.00 per ride, now more expensive than a wash or dry in my building)

      Tomorrow: towels
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      10-10-2010 12:17 AM #67
      I shaved my balls for this

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      10-10-2010 09:53 AM #68
      Big Bopper to March Hare..We're still in the game okay? Understand this, that scag, and his floozy....They're gonna die!

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      10-10-2010 08:01 PM #69
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      I am the ultimate wing-man, made out with the hot chicks chubby friend at the bar last night while my buddy was getting to know the hot one. took one for the team.
      That's called jumping on a grenade, yup. I did the same last night except making out with her. I just occupied her time and then got slapped by her with a slice of pizza in her hand LMAO

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      10-10-2010 08:21 PM #70
      Quote Originally Posted by Brendon1098 View Post
      That's called jumping on a grenade, yup. I did the same last night except making out with her. I just occupied her time and then got slapped by her with a slice of pizza in her hand LMAO
      the problem with using cheap wax and screwing up is that afterwards the white residue is all over the rubber strips. My wheel bearing is also screwed up, so I need to take it to the dealer
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      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      10-10-2010 08:27 PM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      the problem with using cheap wax and screwing up is that afterwards the white residue is all over the rubber strips. My wheel bearing is also screwed up, so I need to take it to the dealer
      Oh yeah, I like chewing gum too. That "5ive" gum (I think it's called) has a heat sensitive pad on the part of the package that folds in to close it. Or maybe it's a mood sensor. Either I'm really warm or gum makes me sad.
      Quote Originally Posted by a3lad View Post
      the mods aborted the thread and now who knows what that thread might have turn out to be... maybe one day it wouldve cured cancer.

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      10-10-2010 11:43 PM #72
      I could live on cheese and beer,

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      10-11-2010 07:41 AM #73
      Quote Originally Posted by MikeBrown View Post
      I could live on cheese and beer,
      i took a drug test once. the questions were really hard
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      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      10-11-2010 08:16 AM #74
      Blue Oyster Cult.
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      10-11-2010 08:24 AM #75
      I slipped and fell.

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