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      10-12-2010 04:49 PM #106
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    2. 10-12-2010 05:00 PM #107
      There is a stair way with open banisters right outside my office. I just watched a super hot chick in a shortish loose skirt walk up it. When I did the obligatory neck twisting for the upskirt, I realized she had a huge poo smear on her panties.

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      10-12-2010 10:54 PM #110
      Ingredients

      * 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
      * salt and pepper to taste
      * 1 1/2 pounds round steak, cut into small pieces
      * 3 tablespoons vegetable oil
      * 3 stalks celery, chopped
      * 1 onion, chopped
      * 3 carrots, shredded
      * 2 (14.5 ounce) cans diced tomatoes with juice
      * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
      * 2 tablespoons brown sugar, or to taste

      Directions

      1. In a shallow bowl, mix the flour, salt, and pepper. Lightly coat the round steak pieces in the flour mixture.
      2. Heat the oil in a skillet over medium heat, and saute the celery, onion, and carrots about 5 minutes, until tender. Remove from heat, and set aside. Mix in the round steak pieces, and cook until lightly browned.
      3. Place the vegetables and steak in a slow cooker. Mix in the tomatoes with juice, Worcestershire sauce, and brown sugar.
      4. Cover, and cook 8 to 10 hours on Low, until the round steak is very tender.
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      10-12-2010 11:53 PM #111
      pee genie. oh what!!!!!

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      10-13-2010 09:19 AM #112
      boner.

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      10-13-2010 09:56 AM #113
      Eggs with cheese and salsa was better, but still missing something.
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    8. 10-13-2010 10:01 AM #114
      I ate some cheese last night that was very moldy. Never rummage through the refrigerator in the dark with out your glasses. I've been puking since about 5am. Funny thing was the cheese tasted fine.

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      10-13-2010 10:08 AM #115
      1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker, to the 13-ml. level, with fuming red nitric acid, of 98 percent concentration.

      2. Place beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room temperature.

      3. After it is cooled, add to it three times the amount of fuming sulfuric
      acid (99 percent). In other words, add to the now-cool fuming nitric
      acid 39 milliliters of fuming sulfuric acid. When mixing any acids,
      always do it slowing and carefully to avoid splattering.

      4. When the two are mixed, lower their temperature, by adding more ice to the bath, to about 10 or 15 degrees Centegrade. This can be measured by using a mercury-operated Centegrade thermometer.

      5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature, it is ready for the glycerin. The glyverin MUST BE ADDED IN SMALL AMOUNTS USING A MEDICINE DROPPER. Glycerin is added, slowly and carefully, until the entire surface of the acid is covered with it.

      6. This is a dangerous point, since the nitration will take place as soon
      as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce heat, so the
      solution MUST BE KEPT BELOW 30 DEGREES C. If the solution should go
      above 30 degrees, the beaker should be taken out of the ice bath and
      the solution should be carefully poured directly into the ice bath,
      since this will prevent an explosion.

      7. For about the first ten minutes of the nitration, the mixture should
      be gently stirred. In a normal reaction, the nitroglycerin will form as
      a layer ontop of the acid solution, while the sulfuric acid will absorb
      the excess water.

      8. After the nitration has taken place and the nitroglycerin has formed at
      the top of the acid solution, the entire beaker should be transferred
      very slowly and carefully to another beaker of water. When this is done,
      the nitroglycerin will settle to the bottom, so that most of the acid
      solution can be drained away.

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      10-13-2010 11:33 AM #116
      Let the Lion Dog be small; let it wear the swelling cape of dignity around its neck; let it display the billowing standard of pomp above its back. Let its face be black; let its forefront be shaggy; let its forehead be straight and low, like unto the brow of an Imperial harmony boxer. Let its eyes be large and luminous; let its ears be set like the sails of a war junk; let its nose be like that of the monkey god of the Hindus. Let its forelegs be bent, so that it shall not desire to wander far, or leave the Imperial Palace.

      Let its body be shaped like that of a hunting lion spying for its prey. Let its feet be tufted with plentiful hair that its footfall may be soundless; and for its standard of pomp, let it rival the whisk of the Tibetan Yak, which is flourished to protect the Imperial litter from the attacks of flying insects. Let it be lively, that it may afford entertainment by its gambols; let it be timid that it may not involve itself in dangers; let it be domestic in its habits that it may live in amity with the other beasts, fishes, or birds that find protection at the Imperial Palace.

      And for its color, let it be that of the lion-a golden sable to be carried in the sleeve of a yellow robe, or the color of a red bear, or a black or a white bear, or striped like a dragon, so that there may be dogs appropriate to every costume in the Imperial wardrobe. Let it venerate its ancestors and deposit offerings in the canine cemetery of the Forbidden City on each new moon. Let it comport itself with dignity; let it learn to bite the foreign devils instantly.

      Let it be dainty in its food that it shall be known for an Imperial dog by its fastidiousness. Sharks' fins, curlews' livers, and the breasts of quails, on these it may be fed; and for drink, give it the tea that is brewed from the spring buds of the shrub that groweth in the province of Hankow, or the milk of the antelope that pasture in the Imperial parks.

      Thus shall it preserve its integrity and self- and for the day of sickness let it be anointed with the clarified fat of the leg of a sacred leopard, and give it to drink a throstle's eggshell full of the juice of the custard apple in which has been dissolved three pinches of shredded rhinoceros horn, and apply to it piebald leeches. So shall it remain-but if it die, remember thou, too, art mortal.

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      10-13-2010 04:40 PM #117
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      10-13-2010 05:04 PM #118
      holly **** that just happened.....

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      10-13-2010 06:23 PM #119
      pneumatic palm nailer is a fun little tool - cheap, too. very useful between tight floor joists where the nail gun won't fit. true story.

      dewalt cordless recip saw on the other hand... great tool, not so great battery life. time to drag a cord around the house & plug in the sawzall as Milwaukee intended.

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      10-14-2010 12:06 AM #122
      if you read this thread sequentially as a conversation, we are clearly a bunch of raving schizophreniacs
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      10-14-2010 12:22 AM #123
      Seppuku! Or Die trying!

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      see that van? I have free candy in there!

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      10-14-2010 10:00 AM #125
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      10-14-2010 11:57 AM #126
      Paris Hilton might be a total whore, but I'd still give my left nut to science for a chance to plant my seed deep inside her.

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      10-14-2010 12:09 PM #127
      I really wanna go to an oxygen bar.
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      10-14-2010 12:16 PM #128
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      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      10-14-2010 12:17 PM #129
      Haynes Manual Translations

      Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise.
      Translation: Clamp with visegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer
      counterclockwise.

      Haynes: This is a snug fit.
      Translation: You will skin your knuckles!

      Haynes: This is a tight fit.
      Translation: Not a hope in hell, bucko!

      Haynes: As described in Chapter 7...
      Translation: That'll teach you not to read through before you start;
      now you are looking at scary photos of the inside of a gearbox...

      Haynes: Pry...
      Translation: Hammer a screwdriver into...

      Haynes: Undo...
      Translation: Go buy a BIG can of WD40...

      Haynes: Retain small spring...
      Translation: "Jeez what was that, it nearly took my eye out!"

      Haynes: Press and rotate to remove bulb...
      Translation: "OK - that's the glass part off, now use some good
      pliers to dig out the base...

      Haynes: Lightly...
      Translation: Start off lightly and build up till the veins on your
      forehead are throbbing...

      Haynes: Routine maintenance...
      Translation: If it isn't broken... it's about to be!

      Haynes: One spanner rating.
      Translation: Your mother could do this... so how did you manage to
      botch it up?

      Haynes: Two spanner rating.
      Translation: Now you may think that you can do this because two is a
      low, tiny, little number... but you also thought the wiring diagram
      was a map of the Tokyo underground.

      Haynes: Three spanner rating.
      Translation: OK - but don't expect us to ride in it afterwards!

      Haynes: If not, you can fabricate your own special tool like this...
      Translation: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

      Haynes: Compress...
      Translation: Squeeze with all your might, jump up and down on, swear
      at, throw at the garage wall, then search in the dark corner of the
      garage for while muttering "Piece of Sh@t" repeatedly under your
      breath.

      Haynes: Inspect...
      Translation: Squint at really hard and pretend you know what you are
      looking at, then declare in a loud knowing voice to your wife, "Yep,
      as I thought, it's broke!"

      Haynes: Carefully...
      Translation: You are about to cut yourself.

      Haynes: Retaining nut...
      Translation: Yes, that's it, that big spherical blob of rust.

      Haynes: Get an assistant...
      Translation: Prepare to humiliate yourself in front of someone you
      know.

      Haynes: Turning the engine will be easier with the spark pugs removed.
      Translation: However, starting the engine afterwards will be much
      harder. Once that sinking pit of your stomach feeling has subsided,
      you can start to feel deeply ashamed as you gingerly refit the spark
      plugs.

      Haynes: Refitting is the reverse sequence to removal.
      Translation: But you swear in different places.

      Haynes: Prise away plastic locating pegs...
      Translation: Snap off...

      Haynes: Using a suitable drift...
      Translation: The biggest nail in your tool box isn't a suitable drift!

      Haynes: Apply moderate heat...
      Translation: Placing your mouth near it and huffing isn't moderate
      heat.

      Haynes: Index
      Translation: List of all the things in the book but the thing you want
      to do!

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      10-14-2010 01:02 PM #130
      It doesn't matter what comes. Fresh goes better in life. With Mentos fresh and full of life.
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      10-14-2010 01:25 PM #131
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      Federal authorities bust a nationwide Medicare fraud ring with connections here in the Valley.

      The U.S. Attorney's office in Cleveland announced the indictment Wednesday afternoon. Six people from California are accused of submitting $44 million worth of fraudulent charges to Medicare.

      The six were part of an Armenian organized crime enterprise that assumed the identities of doctors.
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    26. 10-14-2010 01:27 PM #132
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      That's no one's business but the Turks.

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      10-14-2010 01:33 PM #133
      Istanbul was Constantinople!

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      10-14-2010 01:36 PM #134
      Constantinople was Byzantium!

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      10-14-2010 02:04 PM #136
      Can dogs smell their own farts ? They never seem to react...

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      Constantinople was Byzantium!
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      chicken or egg?
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      10-14-2010 02:26 PM #138
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      I ate some cheese last night that was very moldy. Never rummage through the refrigerator in the dark with out your glasses. I've been puking since about 5am. Funny thing was the cheese tasted fine.
      You're trying too hard in here. Go back to the lounge, you do better work there.

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      chicken or egg?

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      10-14-2010 03:23 PM #140
      Cooooooooooooooooookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

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