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      05-09-2012 09:16 PM #246
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      I think i want roll n roaster or chinese take out for dinner...
      How will you decide?
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    2. 05-09-2012 10:58 PM #247
      Quote Originally Posted by Lwize View Post
      How will you decide?

      "The Ladies" By Rudyard Kipling

      I've taken my fun where I've found it,
      I've rouged an' I've ranged in my time,
      I've 'ad my pickin' o' sweethearts,
      An' four of the lot was Prime.
      One was an 'arf-caste widow,
      One was a woman at Prome,
      One was the wife of a jemadar-sais
      An' one is a girl at 'ome

      Now I aren't no 'and with the ladies,
      for, takin' 'em all along,
      You never can say till you've tried 'em,
      An' then you are like to be wrong.
      There's times when you'll think that you mightn't,
      There's times when you'll know that you might,
      but the things you will learn form the Yellow an' Brown,
      They'll 'elp you a lot with the White!

      I was a young un at "Oogli,
      Shy as a girl to begin,
      Aggie de Castrer she made me,
      An' Aggie was clever as sin;
      Older than me, but my first un -
      More like a mother she were -
      Showed me the way to promotion an' pay,
      An' I learned about women from 'er!

      Then I was ordered to Burma,
      Actin' in charge o' Bazar,
      An' I got me a riddy live "eathen
      through buyin' supplies off 'er pa.
      Funny an' yellow an' faithful -
      Doll in a teacup she were -
      But we lived on the square, like a true-married pair,
      An' I learned about women from 'er!

      Then we was shifted to Neemuch
      (Or I might ha' been keepin' her now),
      An' I took with a shiny she-devil,
      The wife of a n***** at Mhow;
      'Taught me the gipsy-folks bolee
      Kind o' volcano she were,
      For she knifed me one night 'cause I wished she was white,
      An' I learned about women from 'er!

      Then I come 'ome in a trooper,
      'Long of a lad o' sixteen -
      'Girl from a convent a Meerut,
      The straightest I ever 'ave seen.
      Love at first sight was 'er trouble,
      She didn't know what it were;
      An I wouldn't do such, 'cause I liked 'er too much,
      An' I learned about women from 'er!

      I've taken my fun where I've found it,
      An' now I must pay for my fun,
      For the more you 'ave known o' the others
      The less will you settle to one;
      An' the end of it's sittin' and' thinkin',
      An' dreamin' Hell-fires to see;
      So be warned by my lot (which I know you will not),
      An' learn about women from me!

      What did the Colonel's Lady think?
      Nobody never knew.
      Somebody asked the Sergeant's Wife,
      An' she told 'em true!
      When you get to a man in the case,
      They're like as a row of pins -
      For the Colonel's Lady an' Judy O'Grady
      Are sisters under their skins!

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      05-10-2012 12:14 AM #248
      I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under Andy, with liberty and justice for all...
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      05-10-2012 12:43 AM #249
      A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.

      “Yes we do,” he says. “Would you like to buy some?”

      “No,” she replies. “But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?”
      "Prepare the light runner, Quorra, we're going down town."
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      05-10-2012 11:31 AM #250
      It's funny to think about celebrities taking a dump. Just imagine Sean Connery, Marilyn Manson, Selena Gomez, or even Jesus pooping thinking "ugh....I'm never eating THAT again"
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      05-10-2012 12:02 PM #251
      look at the north end of this route:
      http://g.co/maps/yhzsg
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Quote Originally Posted by GodSquadMandrake View Post
      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      05-10-2012 12:42 PM #252
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      look at the north end of this route:
      http://g.co/maps/yhzsg
      No ferry boat or helicopter? Man....**** those Icelandiers
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      05-10-2012 01:56 PM #253
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      look at the north end of this route:
      http://g.co/maps/yhzsg

      Razors pain you
      Rivers are damp
      Acids stain you
      and drugs cause cramp
      Guns aren't lawful
      Nooses give
      Gas smells awful
      You might as well live.

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      05-10-2012 02:16 PM #254
      Quote Originally Posted by ModestGirl View Post
      Razors pain you
      Rivers are damp
      Acids stain you
      and drugs cause cramp
      Guns aren't lawful
      Nooses give
      Gas smells awful
      You might as well live.
      My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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      05-10-2012 02:23 PM #255
      Girl's big toe in your anus. Arousing or violating?
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      05-10-2012 03:27 PM #256
      fukc heat wrap on the downpipe, im putting a cold air outtake on my turbo for maxzimum performance
      "Prepare the light runner, Quorra, we're going down town."
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      05-10-2012 05:38 PM #257
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Girl's big toe in your anus. Arousing or violating?
      midget
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      Quote Originally Posted by GodSquadMandrake View Post
      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      05-10-2012 05:46 PM #258
      I just finished picking the dead piece of thumbnail off, from smashing my thumb with a 10 pound sledgehammer 2 months ago.
      Ugh.
      Feels good.
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      05-14-2012 07:13 AM #259
      "Prepare the light runner, Quorra, we're going down town."
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      05-14-2012 07:17 AM #260
      Eating fries for lunch, yeah.
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      05-14-2012 08:32 AM #261
      if 2nd place is the first loser, is 3rd place the second loser?
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      05-14-2012 12:11 PM #262
      I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!!



















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    18. 05-14-2012 12:49 PM #263
      Threadjack? I have found nothing in here I can masturbate to. Except maybe the picture of the guy massaging the horse.
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      05-14-2012 12:51 PM #264
      Quote Originally Posted by Double-V View Post
      Threadjack? I have found nothing in here I can masturbate to. Except maybe the picture of the guy massaging the horse.
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      05-14-2012 12:54 PM #265
      I'd suckle on her bewbs:




    21. 05-14-2012 01:08 PM #266
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      Girl's big toe in your anus. Arousing or violating?
      Both?

      Also, I did yard work yesterday.
      Somewhere, in an alternate universe, Jennifer Lawson is masturbating to your leaked internet photos.

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      05-14-2012 02:41 PM #267
      I don't care what you ****ers have to say, man toe is the biggest white elephant in the room.


      Sent from my moose knuckle.

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      05-14-2012 03:24 PM #268
      for the past hour our lights have been "buzzing" very loudly in our office...and the damned electricians can't figure this out.


      I will be leaving for the day soon if this isn't resolved.
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      05-15-2012 11:28 AM #269
      That's a lot of words.
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      05-15-2012 11:30 AM #270
      I'm going to thread jack this by saying....


      Go start a blog, you god damned hippy

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      05-15-2012 01:11 PM #271
      Quote Originally Posted by .LSinLV. View Post
      for the past hour our lights have been "buzzing" very loudly in our office...and the damned electricians can't figure this out.


      I will be leaving for the day soon if this isn't resolved.
      New motion sensor switch without a high enough wattage rating to support the instant strike ballasts?

      Unrelated:

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      05-15-2012 01:57 PM #272
      My flickr
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      05-15-2012 04:28 PM #273
      Quote Originally Posted by deucestudios View Post
      Unrelated:

      Ovaries.

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      05-15-2012 05:15 PM #274
      I enjoyed this scene way too much...



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    30. 05-15-2012 08:16 PM #275
      Dyslexics UNTIE!!!!
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      05-15-2012 10:13 PM #276
      ...from the back of the bar we hear Dave scream "You're a dude? Holy $h1t you're a dude!" and proceeds to puke all over!
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      05-15-2012 11:47 PM #277
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      05-16-2012 04:33 AM #278
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      ...Im calling bull**** on this one. Theres no way that the carrots are next to the happy and the tank dont overprice the lemons, turdo chargers, wood trim, and construction workers combined.
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      05-16-2012 12:09 PM #279
      About 25 years ago in 8th grade I found a tiny US quarter ($.25 coin) at school. It's about 1/4 inch in diameter, metal, has all the correct engravings, and even the ridges on the side. I have no idea what it is for or where it came from... never seen anything like that since either.

    35. 05-16-2012 01:46 PM #280
      Quote Originally Posted by ThatsGoodT View Post
      About 25 years ago in 8th grade I found a tiny US quarter ($.25 coin) at school. It's about 1/4 inch in diameter, metal, has all the correct engravings, and even the ridges on the side. I have no idea what it is for or where it came from... never seen anything like that since either.
      Did you know that a Weddells seal, can hold it's breath for up to an hour, and dive to almost 2000'?
      I saw that on NatGeo the other day.
      Somewhere, in an alternate universe, Jennifer Lawson is masturbating to your leaked internet photos.

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