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      05-09-2012 10:10 AM #227
      Quote Originally Posted by JKREW
      These kind of threads make me want to punch puppies in the face.
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      05-09-2012 11:17 AM #229
      I went to a party
      last Saturday night
      I didn't get laid
      I got in a fight, uh huh
      It ain't no big thing

      Late for my job
      and the traffic was bad
      Had to borrow ten bucks
      from my old man, uh huh
      It ain't no big thing

      I went to a party
      last Saturday night
      I told you that story
      I'd be alright, uh huh
      It ain't no big thing

      But I know what I like
      I know I like
      dancin' with you
      And I know what you like
      I know you like
      dancin' with me
      Yeah, yeah

      Kiss me once
      Kiss me twice
      C'mon pretty baby
      kiss me deadly

      Had a few beers
      gettin' high
      Sittin', watchin'
      the time go by, uh huh
      It ain't no big thing

      Nothin' to eat
      and no TV
      Lookin' in the mirror
      don't get it for me, uh huh
      It ain't no big thing

      But I know what I like
      I know I like
      dancin' with you
      And I know what you like
      I know you like
      dancin' with me
      Oh yeah


      You know I like
      dancin' with you
      Dancin' with you
      C'mon

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      05-09-2012 12:19 PM #230
      a bear there was, a bear, a bear
      all black and brown and covered with hair
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      05-09-2012 12:20 PM #231
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      05-09-2012 12:23 PM #232
      This creeps me out a girl I used to know lost her baby, this is her baby - this is her profile picture on facebook. What the ****
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      05-09-2012 12:24 PM #233
      I bananas
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      05-09-2012 12:30 PM #235
      looks like a premie or dev. problems.

      Why the hell does the windshield guy have to reschedule? Just get an umbrella, dammit!

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      05-09-2012 02:05 PM #236
      Colonel Sanders with Alice Cooper.

      Quote Originally Posted by JKREW
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      05-09-2012 02:11 PM #237
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    12. 05-09-2012 02:12 PM #238
      Quote Originally Posted by dammitammit View Post
      [Brian is remarking the usefulness of Stewie's clone and is asking if he would make a clone for him]
      Brian: I, uh, don't suppose you'd consider making one of those for me, would ya?
      Stewie: [Sly laugh] Maybe! What would you be willing to do for me?
      Brian: Whatdya want?
      Stewie: Take your index finger and your thumb, and lightly grip the base of your tail.
      Brian: What?
      Stewie: Lightly grip the base of your tail with your index finger and your thumb, and then slide your fingers up the length of your tail to the tip.
      Brian: Why?
      Stewie: Because that's what I asked you to do.
      Brian: That's kinda weird. Is this some kinda sexual thing?
      Stewie: Nobody said anything about sexual- there's nothing sexual about it. I'm just asking you to perform a simple task. [Slyly] Take your index finger and your thumb, and lightly grip the base of your tail, and run your fingers along the length of your tail.
      Brian: You mean stroke it?
      Stewie: [Defensively] Nobody used that word. This is not a stroking motion- this is a completely non-sexual thing I am asking you to do, in a completely non-sexual way. [Slyly] Squeeze the base of the tail lightly with your thumb and index finger, and then, while continuing to squeeze, run them up the length of your tail to the tip, and I'll make you a clone.
      Brian: I only have to do it once?
      Stewie: I'll tell you when to stop.
      [Brian reaches for the back of the tail and slowly rubs along the length of the tail with his thumb and index finger, and then back again, then stops]
      Stewie: [Laughs] I don't know why ya stoppin' nobody told you to stop!
      [Brian resumes the rubbing his tail]
      Stewie: Gimme a little smile.
      [Brian flashes a fake smile while continuing to rub his tail]
      Stewie: You're lips look a little dry, why don't you wet 'em a little bit?
      [Brian, continuing to smile and rub his tail, then starts licking the outside of his lips]
      Stewie: [Guffaws] Oh my God, you're so weird! Alright I'll make you a clone buddy.


      OMG, one of the funniest scenes ever, I freaking loved it.

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      05-09-2012 02:26 PM #240
      Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
      So...............I know this guy who takes a shower after every bowel movement, but won't wear a condom when he attends the submarine races with some chick he met.
      How does he go about getting more boost out of his subaru justy, without getting a head job?
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    15. 05-09-2012 05:55 PM #241
      I got 99 problems, and they all b****, wish I was Jigga man.

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      05-09-2012 05:59 PM #242
      Quote Originally Posted by A Gruesome Time View Post
      This creeps me out a girl I used to know lost her baby, this is her baby - this is her profile picture on facebook. What the ****
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      05-09-2012 06:54 PM #243
      i broke my talus bone while riding my bmx bike. looks like the end of the semester + immobility means more vortexing.




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      05-09-2012 07:38 PM #244
      I think i want roll n roaster or chinese take out for dinner...
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      05-09-2012 08:16 PM #245
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      I think i want roll n roaster or chinese take out for dinner...
      How will you decide?
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    20. 05-09-2012 09:58 PM #246
      Quote Originally Posted by Lwize View Post
      How will you decide?

      "The Ladies" By Rudyard Kipling

      I've taken my fun where I've found it,
      I've rouged an' I've ranged in my time,
      I've 'ad my pickin' o' sweethearts,
      An' four of the lot was Prime.
      One was an 'arf-caste widow,
      One was a woman at Prome,
      One was the wife of a jemadar-sais
      An' one is a girl at 'ome

      Now I aren't no 'and with the ladies,
      for, takin' 'em all along,
      You never can say till you've tried 'em,
      An' then you are like to be wrong.
      There's times when you'll think that you mightn't,
      There's times when you'll know that you might,
      but the things you will learn form the Yellow an' Brown,
      They'll 'elp you a lot with the White!

      I was a young un at "Oogli,
      Shy as a girl to begin,
      Aggie de Castrer she made me,
      An' Aggie was clever as sin;
      Older than me, but my first un -
      More like a mother she were -
      Showed me the way to promotion an' pay,
      An' I learned about women from 'er!

      Then I was ordered to Burma,
      Actin' in charge o' Bazar,
      An' I got me a riddy live "eathen
      through buyin' supplies off 'er pa.
      Funny an' yellow an' faithful -
      Doll in a teacup she were -
      But we lived on the square, like a true-married pair,
      An' I learned about women from 'er!

      Then we was shifted to Neemuch
      (Or I might ha' been keepin' her now),
      An' I took with a shiny she-devil,
      The wife of a n***** at Mhow;
      'Taught me the gipsy-folks bolee
      Kind o' volcano she were,
      For she knifed me one night 'cause I wished she was white,
      An' I learned about women from 'er!

      Then I come 'ome in a trooper,
      'Long of a lad o' sixteen -
      'Girl from a convent a Meerut,
      The straightest I ever 'ave seen.
      Love at first sight was 'er trouble,
      She didn't know what it were;
      An I wouldn't do such, 'cause I liked 'er too much,
      An' I learned about women from 'er!

      I've taken my fun where I've found it,
      An' now I must pay for my fun,
      For the more you 'ave known o' the others
      The less will you settle to one;
      An' the end of it's sittin' and' thinkin',
      An' dreamin' Hell-fires to see;
      So be warned by my lot (which I know you will not),
      An' learn about women from me!

      What did the Colonel's Lady think?
      Nobody never knew.
      Somebody asked the Sergeant's Wife,
      An' she told 'em true!
      When you get to a man in the case,
      They're like as a row of pins -
      For the Colonel's Lady an' Judy O'Grady
      Are sisters under their skins!

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      05-09-2012 11:14 PM #247
      I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under Andy, with liberty and justice for all...
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      05-09-2012 11:43 PM #248
      A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.

      “Yes we do,” he says. “Would you like to buy some?”

      “No,” she replies. “But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?”
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      05-10-2012 10:31 AM #249
      It's funny to think about celebrities taking a dump. Just imagine Sean Connery, Marilyn Manson, Selena Gomez, or even Jesus pooping thinking "ugh....I'm never eating THAT again"
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      05-10-2012 11:02 AM #250
      look at the north end of this route:
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