superthreadjack thread

**the flying grape!** · 10-12-2010 03:49 PM

My jacket reminds me of Starsky and Hutch.

**winstonsmith84** · 10-12-2010 04:00 PM

There is a stair way with open banisters right outside my office. I just watched a super hot chick in a shortish loose skirt walk up it. When I did the obligatory neck twisting for the upskirt, I realized she had a huge poo smear on her panties.

**matoo** · 10-12-2010 07:50 PM

I think I have a hemorrhoid

**thygreyt** · 10-12-2010 09:32 PM

homework suks

**redsoxreturns** · 10-12-2010 09:54 PM

Ingredients

* 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
* salt and pepper to taste
* 1 1/2 pounds round steak, cut into small pieces
* 3 tablespoons vegetable oil
* 3 stalks celery, chopped
* 1 onion, chopped
* 3 carrots, shredded
* 2 (14.5 ounce) cans diced tomatoes with juice
* 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
* 2 tablespoons brown sugar, or to taste

Directions

1. In a shallow bowl, mix the flour, salt, and pepper. Lightly coat the round steak pieces in the flour mixture.
2. Heat the oil in a skillet over medium heat, and saute the celery, onion, and carrots about 5 minutes, until tender. Remove from heat, and set aside. Mix in the round steak pieces, and cook until lightly browned.
3. Place the vegetables and steak in a slow cooker. Mix in the tomatoes with juice, Worcestershire sauce, and brown sugar.
4. Cover, and cook 8 to 10 hours on Low, until the round steak is very tender.

**MikeBrown** · 10-12-2010 10:53 PM

pee genie. oh what!!!!!

**bradtastic** · 10-13-2010 08:19 AM

boner.

**SurferbobGolf** · 10-13-2010 08:56 AM

Eggs with cheese and salsa was better, but still missing something.

**winstonsmith84** · 10-13-2010 09:01 AM

I ate some cheese last night that was very moldy. Never rummage through the refrigerator in the dark with out your glasses. I've been puking since about 5am. Funny thing was the cheese tasted fine.

**GeoffD** · 10-13-2010 09:08 AM

1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker, to the 13-ml. level, with fuming red nitric acid, of 98 percent concentration.

2. Place beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room temperature.

3. After it is cooled, add to it three times the amount of fuming sulfuric
acid (99 percent). In other words, add to the now-cool fuming nitric
acid 39 milliliters of fuming sulfuric acid. When mixing any acids,
always do it slowing and carefully to avoid splattering.

4. When the two are mixed, lower their temperature, by adding more ice to the bath, to about 10 or 15 degrees Centegrade. This can be measured by using a mercury-operated Centegrade thermometer.

5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature, it is ready for the glycerin. The glyverin MUST BE ADDED IN SMALL AMOUNTS USING A MEDICINE DROPPER. Glycerin is added, slowly and carefully, until the entire surface of the acid is covered with it.

6. This is a dangerous point, since the nitration will take place as soon
as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce heat, so the
solution MUST BE KEPT BELOW 30 DEGREES C. If the solution should go
above 30 degrees, the beaker should be taken out of the ice bath and
the solution should be carefully poured directly into the ice bath,
since this will prevent an explosion.

7. For about the first ten minutes of the nitration, the mixture should
be gently stirred. In a normal reaction, the nitroglycerin will form as
a layer ontop of the acid solution, while the sulfuric acid will absorb
the excess water.

8. After the nitration has taken place and the nitroglycerin has formed at
the top of the acid solution, the entire beaker should be transferred
very slowly and carefully to another beaker of water. When this is done,
the nitroglycerin will settle to the bottom, so that most of the acid
solution can be drained away.

**TheGreenspanator** · 10-13-2010 10:33 AM

Let the Lion Dog be small; let it wear the swelling cape of dignity around its neck; let it display the billowing standard of pomp above its back. Let its face be black; let its forefront be shaggy; let its forehead be straight and low, like unto the brow of an Imperial harmony boxer. Let its eyes be large and luminous; let its ears be set like the sails of a war junk; let its nose be like that of the monkey god of the Hindus. Let its forelegs be bent, so that it shall not desire to wander far, or leave the Imperial Palace.

Let its body be shaped like that of a hunting lion spying for its prey. Let its feet be tufted with plentiful hair that its footfall may be soundless; and for its standard of pomp, let it rival the whisk of the Tibetan Yak, which is flourished to protect the Imperial litter from the attacks of flying insects. Let it be lively, that it may afford entertainment by its gambols; let it be timid that it may not involve itself in dangers; let it be domestic in its habits that it may live in amity with the other beasts, fishes, or birds that find protection at the Imperial Palace.

And for its color, let it be that of the lion-a golden sable to be carried in the sleeve of a yellow robe, or the color of a red bear, or a black or a white bear, or striped like a dragon, so that there may be dogs appropriate to every costume in the Imperial wardrobe. Let it venerate its ancestors and deposit offerings in the canine cemetery of the Forbidden City on each new moon. Let it comport itself with dignity; let it learn to bite the foreign devils instantly.

Let it be dainty in its food that it shall be known for an Imperial dog by its fastidiousness. Sharks' fins, curlews' livers, and the breasts of quails, on these it may be fed; and for drink, give it the tea that is brewed from the spring buds of the shrub that groweth in the province of Hankow, or the milk of the antelope that pasture in the Imperial parks.

Thus shall it preserve its integrity and self- and for the day of sickness let it be anointed with the clarified fat of the leg of a sacred leopard, and give it to drink a throstle's eggshell full of the juice of the custard apple in which has been dissolved three pinches of shredded rhinoceros horn, and apply to it piebald leeches. So shall it remain-but if it die, remember thou, too, art mortal.

**John Lee Pettimore** · 10-13-2010 03:40 PM

**MikeBrown** · 10-13-2010 04:04 PM

holly **** that just happened.....

**John Lee Pettimore** · 10-13-2010 05:23 PM

pneumatic palm nailer is a fun little tool - cheap, too. very useful between tight floor joists where the nail gun won't fit. true story.

dewalt cordless recip saw on the other hand... great tool, not so great battery life. time to drag a cord around the house & plug in the sawzall as Milwaukee intended.

**kenny301** · 10-13-2010 05:29 PM

**stolenface** · 10-13-2010 10:45 PM

**mad8vskillz** · 10-13-2010 11:06 PM

if you read this thread sequentially as a conversation, we are clearly a bunch of raving schizophreniacs

**Wermz** · 10-13-2010 11:22 PM

Seppuku! Or Die trying!

**bradtastic** · 10-14-2010 07:52 AM

see that van? I have free candy in there!

**ATL_Av8r** · 10-14-2010 09:00 AM

I don't "get" reality TV

**StormChaser** · 10-14-2010 10:57 AM

Paris Hilton might be a total whore, but I'd still give my left nut to science for a chance to plant my seed deep inside her.

**Harpoon** · 10-14-2010 11:09 AM