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      10-11-2010 08:24 AM #76
      http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?5047813

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      I can install it into any gas powered MKIV from 2000 and newer (IMMO II or IMMO III).
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      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      10-11-2010 08:49 AM #77
      I'm really starting to hate eggs.
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      10-11-2010 09:21 AM #78
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      10-11-2010 09:37 AM #79
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      10-11-2010 11:13 AM #80
      I like turtles.

    6. 10-11-2010 11:45 AM #81
      So I went to this dive bar over the weekend to see my hillbilly buddies band. The next band that came in was a bunch of filthy hipsters. I hate hipsters.

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      10-11-2010 12:38 PM #82
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      Who died?

      Does hummus give you terrible gas? It sure does for me I've been farting like a maniac all weekend into today.
      Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
      Apparently, these “frat-boys” think Craig’s List is more entertaining than Survivor.

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      10-11-2010 12:50 PM #83
      Quote Originally Posted by Big Morgan View Post
      Who died?

      Does hummus give you terrible gas? It sure does for me I've been farting like a maniac all weekend into today.


      i really hope the eagles can kick a home run into the basket of the other team's goalie.
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      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      10-11-2010 12:55 PM #84
      I am █ ♣ █ Army

      RIP Warrant Officer Gaetan Roberge. KIA, 27 Dec 2008, Panjwaii Dist, Afghanistan.

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      10-11-2010 01:51 PM #85
      I want to be Jackie Onassis
      I want to wear a pair of dark sunglasses
      I want to be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah

      I want bodyguards all around
      I'm anxious to avoid an autograph hound
      Just let me be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah

      I'm ready for the world to take a good look at me
      Photographers can snap my picture, I'll pose for free
      Tabloids can make my name a household word
      I'll belong to millions but be free as a bird

      I want my portrait done by Andy Warhol
      I'll let them market a Jackie O doll
      Just let me be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah...

      First the world will call me Bouvier, hey
      Then I'll change to Jackie K.
      After my date with tragedy
      I'll let Aristotle take care of me

      I want to be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah
      I said, I'd be happy to be Jackie

      Oh yeah, oh yeah...
      I'd be so happy, then I'd be pleased!
      I'd make Harry go down on his knees!
      I want to be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah!

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      10-11-2010 01:57 PM #86
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      i really hope the eagles can kick a home run into the basket of the other team's goalie.
      How much for guitar lessons?
      Quote Originally Posted by a3lad View Post
      the mods aborted the thread and now who knows what that thread might have turn out to be... maybe one day it wouldve cured cancer.

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      10-11-2010 02:07 PM #87
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      I want to be Jackie Onassis
      I want to wear a pair of dark sunglasses
      I want to be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah

      I want bodyguards all around
      I'm anxious to avoid an autograph hound
      Just let me be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah

      I'm ready for the world to take a good look at me
      Photographers can snap my picture, I'll pose for free
      Tabloids can make my name a household word
      I'll belong to millions but be free as a bird

      I want my portrait done by Andy Warhol
      I'll let them market a Jackie O doll
      Just let me be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah...

      First the world will call me Bouvier, hey
      Then I'll change to Jackie K.
      After my date with tragedy
      I'll let Aristotle take care of me

      I want to be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah
      I said, I'd be happy to be Jackie

      Oh yeah, oh yeah...
      I'd be so happy, then I'd be pleased!
      I'd make Harry go down on his knees!
      I want to be Jackie Onassis, oh yeah!
      Who the f*ck is this? Pagin me at 5:46
      in the mornin, crack of dawn an' {*dialing phone*}
      now I'm yawnin - wipe the cold out my eye {*ring*}
      See who's this pagin me - and why
      It's my n*gga Pop from the barbershop
      Told me he was in the gamblin spot, and heard the intricate plot
      of n*ggaz wanna stick me like flypaper neighbor
      Slow down love, please chill, drop the caper
      Remember them n*ggaz from the hill up in Brownsville?
      That you rolled dice wit, smoked the blunts and got nice wit
      Yeah my n*gga Fame up in Prospect
      Nah they're my n*ggaz nah love wouldn't disrespect
      I didn't say them, they schooled me to some n*ggaz
      that you knew from back when, when you was clockin minor figures
      Now they heard you blowin up like nitro
      And they wanna stick the knife through your windpipe slow
      So - thank Fame for warnin me cause now I'm warnin you
      I got the mac n*gga tell me what you gonna do

      Damn! n*ggaz wanna stick me for my paper
      Damn! n*ggaz wanna stick me for my paper
      Damn! n*ggaz wanna stick me for my paper
      Damn! n*ggaz wanna stick me for my paper

      They heard about the Rolex's and the Lexus
      with the Texas license plates outta state
      They heard about the pounds you got down in Georgetown
      And they heard you got half of Virginia locked down
      They even heard about the crib you bought your moms out in Florida
      The fifth corridor --
      -- call the coroner!
      There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
      if my burgular alarm starts ringin
      Whatcha think all the guns is for?
      All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
      And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
      the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
      Damn! n*ggaz wanna stick my for my cream
      And it ain't a dream, things ain't always what it seem
      It's the ones that smoke blunts witcha, see your picture
      Now they wanna grab the guns and come and getcha
      Betcha Biggie won't slip
      I got the calico with the black talons loaded in the clip
      So I can rip through the ligaments
      Put the f*ckers in a bad prediciment, where all the foul n*ggaz went
      Touch my cheddar, feel my Beretta
      F*ck what I'ma hit you with you motherf*ckers betta duck
      I bring pain, bloodstains on what remains
      of his jacket - he had a gun he shoulda packed it
      Cocked it, extra clips in my pocket
      So I can reload and EXPLODE on ya assh*le
      I f*ck around and get hardcore
      C-4 to ya door no beef no more n*gga
      Feel the rough, scandalous
      The more weed smoke I puff, the more dangerous
      I don't give a f*ck about you or your weak crew
      What you gonna do when Big Poppa comes for you?
      I'm not gunnin, n*gga I bust my gun an'
      hold on, I hear somebody comin...
      Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
      Apparently, these “frat-boys” think Craig’s List is more entertaining than Survivor.

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      10-11-2010 02:14 PM #88
      Quote Originally Posted by jettafan[atic] View Post
      How much for guitar lessons?
      i'm lying to you right now.
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      10-11-2010 02:23 PM #89
      Though not actually evil, the Vogons are throughly vile. Officious, bad-tempered, callous, rude, unpleasant.

      They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

      Vogons have dark green rubbery skin, waterproof enough to survive indefinitely at sea depths of down to a thousand feet with no ill effects. They have highly domed noses high above small piggy foreheads.

      They write some of the worst poetry in the known universe.

      An example:

      O freddled gruntbuggly...
      ...thy micturations are to me
      As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
      Groop I implore thee,
      my foonting turlingdromes.
      And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
      Or I will rend thee in the gobberwards with my blurglecruncheon,
      see if I don't!

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      10-11-2010 02:55 PM #90
      "almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea"

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      10-11-2010 03:01 PM #91
      oranges.

      shake or bake?
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      10-11-2010 03:44 PM #92
      cool story, dude.

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      10-11-2010 04:22 PM #93
      Heaven's in a cow's ass!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

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      10-11-2010 10:20 PM #94
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Heaven's in a cow's ass!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

      hte fnl ucsks hist eayr.
      Big Bopper to March Hare..We're still in the game okay? Understand this, that scag, and his floozy....They're gonna die!

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      10-11-2010 10:24 PM #95
      oh yeah! shotgun! yeah!

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      10-11-2010 10:32 PM #96
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      10-11-2010 11:01 PM #97
      post pictures of stuff with the wood on top
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      10-11-2010 11:07 PM #98
      Do these pants make my ass look big?
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      10-12-2010 07:54 AM #99
      NBB
      (Nose blow burn) The inevitable chaffing of the nose due to excessive snot blowing and wiping.
      Dude, i was fine tuning the trumpet snout, and now i got some straight up nasty NBB!

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      10-12-2010 09:02 AM #100
      Ugh, Eggs with BBQ sauce was awful.
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