Me and the old lady...
Look, the "Andy Capp" or flat cap or what ever is not realted to any sort of hipsterism. Most of my friends call me old timey man or something to that effect. I dress like Tom Joad most of the time. I usually pretend it is about 1935 or so. Hipsters can go **** themselves. I drink PBR or High Life because it is what my dad drank. I drive the old Volvo because it is as close to an old car as I can buy that is still somewhat modern ( they were designed in 68 as the 140 and refreshed in 75 as the 240). I like old ****. I carry a revolver, read old books, live in an old house.... hell, I don't even have a dishwasher. I'm old fashioned. I'd be Amish, but there women stink, bad. The also don't like mah PBR.
Hipsters would go nuts at the 5 vintage road bikes in my garage though.....which I've owned since the ****ing 80's.
Free Patrikman 2015. #letmypeoplego