picture is non current-i no longer live in a place with such a luxurious refrigerator, but I look pretty much the same
Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys
If someone at GM is reading this, if you give me a Corvette and $28.5m, I'll hand-paint the body of it, I'll breed it with an AIBO, I'll convert it to a boat and drive across SF Bay, I'll drive it through the lobby of Mazda HQ in LA, I'll ship it to China and invade the Forbidden City in it, then I'll drive up to Baikonur in Kazakhstan and have it fired to geosynchronous orbit on a Zenit-3SL rocket.
Gotta get 'em drunk enough to be willing to **** his creepy ass....
No, I'm actually kinda shy around pretty girls (recent divorcee, not used to dating yet). Doing sh1t-canned girls is really really really WRONG. If they are shmammered (combo of sht-faced and hammered) or schwasted (shtfaced/wasted) they should be off limits to everyone. I've actually gotten in the face of some guys hitting on a female friend when she was out of it. Told him that if I found out he nailed her that night, there would be MAJOR problems.