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      03-24-2012 08:15 PM #42351
      Quote Originally Posted by Chaoz View Post
      Dude...
      idk what this means
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      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.
      Best dump I ever had!

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      03-24-2012 09:16 PM #42352
      Quote Originally Posted by Ericc. View Post
      what the **** did i miss lol
      OK.

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      03-24-2012 09:30 PM #42353
      Quote Originally Posted by Ericc. View Post
      what the **** did i miss lol
      Apparently a lot but I don't know

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      03-24-2012 09:45 PM #42354
      Let's recap.

      Zane called out some chick.

      Chick found this thread.

      Chick went HAM on everyone and deleted me from Instagram.

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      03-24-2012 09:52 PM #42355


      Think about it.

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      03-24-2012 09:57 PM #42356
      Quote Originally Posted by PSU View Post
      Let's recap.

      Zane called out some chick.

      Chick found this thread.

      Chick went HAM on everyone and deleted me from Instagram.
      Was the chick hot?

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      03-24-2012 10:15 PM #42357
      Going to sleep, gotta get up early and drop my mom off at the rental office, power steering is dead on the Jetta and I have the Dykebus for work and she's going away.

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      03-24-2012 10:19 PM #42358
      I miss my golf already

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      03-24-2012 10:26 PM #42359
      I thought you were going to sleep

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      03-24-2012 10:31 PM #42360
      I am. I'm already in bed. Problem?

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      03-24-2012 10:44 PM #42361
      Go the **** to sleep then Wish my son would fall asleep already

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      03-24-2012 10:44 PM #42362
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      I thought you were going to sleep

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      03-24-2012 10:56 PM #42363
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      Go the **** to sleep then Wish my son would fall asleep already
      Yeah, I guess I'll sleep. Gotta figure out how I'm filling the Dykebus with gas tomorrow

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      03-24-2012 11:36 PM #42364
      How much is gas up there? My bro just put diesel in his truck and


      Thats not even a full tank

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      03-25-2012 12:07 AM #42365
      garage queen | PARTS SALE
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      03-25-2012 12:57 AM #42366
      Quote Originally Posted by HideYoKids View Post
      I miss BZ
      Oh, I just remembered we have another BZ.

      My BZ is called Black Zach...basically because he is black, and his name is Zachary.
      LOL MPG
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      03-25-2012 01:12 AM #42367
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      How much is gas up there? My bro just put diesel in his truck and


      Thats not even a full tank
      $5.50+ a gallon

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      03-25-2012 01:15 AM #42368
      Quote Originally Posted by AWhiteRabbit View Post

      Quote Originally Posted by HideYoKids View Post
      Apparently a lot but I don't know


      Quote Originally Posted by PSU View Post
      Let's recap.

      Zane called out some chick.

      Chick found this thread.

      Chick went HAM on everyone and deleted me from Instagram.
      OHHHHH ok, **** got serious for a second

      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      I thought you were going to sleep
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      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
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      03-25-2012 02:36 AM #42369
      I'm still awake

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      03-25-2012 09:02 AM #42370
      Quote Originally Posted by IdontOwnAVW View Post
      Oh, I just remembered we have another BZ.

      My BZ is called Black Zach...basically because he is black, and his name is Zachary.
      Was about to ask how the **** BZ was known all the way up in Canada.

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      03-25-2012 09:29 AM #42371
      Quote Originally Posted by HideYoKids View Post
      $5.50+ a gallon
      That's $4.25+ a gallon.
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      03-25-2012 09:42 AM #42372
      Morning.
      "The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler."

      - Jeremy Clarkson

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      03-25-2012 10:48 AM #42373
      Quote Originally Posted by KIDVersion 1 View Post
      Morning.
      Ello

      Sent while using my phone as a light to find your girls panties in my backseat
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      03-25-2012 10:51 AM #42374
      Quote Originally Posted by RETAH IH View Post
      Ello
      "The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler."

      - Jeremy Clarkson

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      03-25-2012 10:51 AM #42375
      "The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler."

      - Jeremy Clarkson

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      03-25-2012 10:52 AM #42376
      "The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler."

      - Jeremy Clarkson

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      03-25-2012 10:57 AM #42377
      "The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler."

      - Jeremy Clarkson

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      03-25-2012 10:59 AM #42378
      Morning everyone. God I feel old today

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      03-25-2012 11:03 AM #42379
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      Morning everyone. God I feel old today
      Happy birthday sir.
      "The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler."

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      03-25-2012 11:08 AM #42380
      Happy birthdayy

      Sent while using my phone as a light to find your girls panties in my backseat
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      03-25-2012 11:14 AM #42381
      lol, thanks guys. My bro called me up today, looks like i'll be getting my vortex lip sooner then i thought. Now if I could only get the other 2 things I found my birthday would be awesome

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      03-25-2012 11:17 AM #42382
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      Now if I could only get the other 2 things I found my birthday would be awesome
      "The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler."

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      03-25-2012 11:21 AM #42383
      ?????

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      03-25-2012 11:32 AM #42384
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      Morning everyone. God I feel old today
      Happy birthday dude.

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      03-25-2012 11:35 AM #42385
      Thanks mang!

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