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    03-24-2012 08:15 PM #42351
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    03-24-2012 09:16 PM #42352
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    03-24-2012 09:30 PM #42353
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    what the **** did i miss lol
    Apparently a lot but I don't know
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    03-24-2012 09:45 PM #42354
    Let's recap.

    Zane called out some chick.

    Chick found this thread.

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    03-24-2012 09:52 PM #42355


    Think about it.
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    03-24-2012 09:57 PM #42356
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    Let's recap.

    Zane called out some chick.

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    Was the chick hot?
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    03-24-2012 10:15 PM #42357
    Going to sleep, gotta get up early and drop my mom off at the rental office, power steering is dead on the Jetta and I have the Dykebus for work and she's going away.
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    03-24-2012 10:19 PM #42358
    I miss my golf already
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    03-24-2012 10:26 PM #42359
    I thought you were going to sleep
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    03-24-2012 10:31 PM #42360
    I am. I'm already in bed. Problem?
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    03-24-2012 10:44 PM #42361
    Go the **** to sleep then Wish my son would fall asleep already
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    03-24-2012 10:44 PM #42362
    Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
    I thought you were going to sleep
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    03-24-2012 10:56 PM #42363
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    Go the **** to sleep then Wish my son would fall asleep already
    Yeah, I guess I'll sleep. Gotta figure out how I'm filling the Dykebus with gas tomorrow
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    03-24-2012 11:36 PM #42364
    How much is gas up there? My bro just put diesel in his truck and


    Thats not even a full tank
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    03-25-2012 12:07 AM #42365
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    03-25-2012 12:57 AM #42366
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    I miss BZ
    Oh, I just remembered we have another BZ.

    My BZ is called Black Zach...basically because he is black, and his name is Zachary.
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    03-25-2012 01:12 AM #42367
    Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
    How much is gas up there? My bro just put diesel in his truck and


    Thats not even a full tank
    $5.50+ a gallon
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    03-25-2012 01:15 AM #42368
    Quote Originally Posted by AWhiteRabbit View Post

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    Apparently a lot but I don't know


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    Let's recap.

    Zane called out some chick.

    Chick found this thread.

    Chick went HAM on everyone and deleted me from Instagram.
    OHHHHH ok, **** got serious for a second

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    03-25-2012 02:36 AM #42369
    I'm still awake
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    03-25-2012 09:02 AM #42370
    Quote Originally Posted by IdontOwnAVW View Post
    Oh, I just remembered we have another BZ.

    My BZ is called Black Zach...basically because he is black, and his name is Zachary.
    Was about to ask how the **** BZ was known all the way up in Canada.
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    03-25-2012 09:29 AM #42371
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    $5.50+ a gallon
    That's $4.25+ a gallon.
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    03-25-2012 09:42 AM #42372
    Morning.
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    03-25-2012 10:48 AM #42373
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    03-25-2012 10:51 AM #42374
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    03-25-2012 10:59 AM #42378
    Morning everyone. God I feel old today
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    03-25-2012 11:03 AM #42379
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    Morning everyone. God I feel old today
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    03-25-2012 11:08 AM #42380
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    03-25-2012 11:14 AM #42381
    lol, thanks guys. My bro called me up today, looks like i'll be getting my vortex lip sooner then i thought. Now if I could only get the other 2 things I found my birthday would be awesome
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    03-25-2012 11:17 AM #42382
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    03-25-2012 11:21 AM #42383
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    03-25-2012 11:32 AM #42384
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    Morning everyone. God I feel old today
    Happy birthday dude.
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    03-25-2012 11:35 AM #42385
    Thanks mang!
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