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    1. Senior Member christofambrosch's Avatar
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      09-21-2012 12:42 PM #48371
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      Damn it Shane, you weren't supposed to tell him! Thats it, inspection cost just doubled for you
      Whoa...$40 and two handies. Breaking the bank.
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      09-21-2012 12:57 PM #48372
      hahahaa

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      09-21-2012 01:14 PM #48373
      Quote Originally Posted by KIDVersion 1 View Post
      Whoa...$40 and two handies. Breaking the bank.
      Guessing I should pick up some lube and hot dogs on the way over?
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      09-21-2012 01:32 PM #48374
      Hey now!!!!

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      10-07-2012 02:17 PM #48376
      Hello good sir, how ya been

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      10-07-2012 04:48 PM #48377
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      10-07-2012 04:57 PM #48378
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      Hello good sir, how ya been
      Hanging in there buddy.

      How about you?

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      10-07-2012 08:14 PM #48379
      Welcome back to neverland Pan da man
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      10-07-2012 08:26 PM #48380
      Quote Originally Posted by PSU View Post
      Hanging in there buddy.

      How about you?
      been better. Need some input since I broke an axle last night. Any chance of hitting me up?

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      10-07-2012 08:51 PM #48381
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      been better. Need some input since I broke an axle last night. Any chance of hitting me up?
      Get a new one
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      10-07-2012 11:16 PM #48382
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      been better. Need some input since I broke an axle last night. Any chance of hitting me up?
      Shoot me your number via PM buddy.

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      Welcome back to neverland Pan da man

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      10-09-2012 12:57 AM #48383
      mad heads are trying to buy my harlequin
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      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.
      Best dump I ever had!

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      10-10-2012 06:26 PM #48384
      time has come ...if you know anybody looking for one let me know

      http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...9#post79301739
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      Shut your whore mouth.
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      10-11-2012 05:59 AM #48385
      Quote Originally Posted by crookedR32 View Post
      time has come ...if you know anybody looking for one let me know

      http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...9#post79301739
      dude, how long are you gonna hold onto it for?
      girls dig when i play with the V

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      10-11-2012 08:04 AM #48386
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      I broke an axle last night.
      ive been there done that with my MKV ...i cant speak for all cars but on mine it was a breeze to fix and im not that mechanically experienced
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      10-11-2012 11:34 AM #48387

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      10-11-2012 04:59 PM #48388
      Quote Originally Posted by crookedR32 View Post
      ive been there done that with my MKV ...i cant speak for all cars but on mine it was a breeze to fix and im not that mechanically experienced
      Wasn't so much a pain changing it. It was locating it. I called all the part suppliers I deal with : Auto Parts Warehouse, Auto Zone, Advance Auto, Napa, Lehigh valley foreign car, etc. Finally called the dealer who said they had to special order and my price was 300 + tax but he gave a call to Auto Parts International and they had it. Swap was really a breeze minus the fact of doing it in front of my house which is on a slight hill, and it off and on raining. Ended up having to do a water pump in my in-laws Mercury Sable wagon that night too

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      10-11-2012 06:01 PM #48389
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      Wasn't so much a pain changing it. It was locating it. I called all the part suppliers I deal with : Auto Parts Warehouse, Auto Zone, Advance Auto, Napa, Lehigh valley foreign car, etc. Finally called the dealer who said they had to special order and my price was 300 + tax but he gave a call to Auto Parts International and they had it. Swap was really a breeze minus the fact of doing it in front of my house which is on a slight hill, and it off and on raining. Ended up having to do a water pump in my in-laws Mercury Sable wagon that night too
      Pshh I had 2 out and back in and it was an hour a piece. Too bad one was for nothing lol
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      10-11-2012 11:08 PM #48390
      Ya, your driveway is flat jack*** i was hoping to get some kind of interchange to upgrade to gti/gli axle's. Guess that's gonna have to wait until i get around to do a 6spd swap

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      10-12-2012 09:51 AM #48391
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      Wasn't so much a pain changing it. It was locating it. I called all the part suppliers I deal with : Auto Parts Warehouse, Auto Zone, Advance Auto, Napa, Lehigh valley foreign car, etc. Finally called the dealer who said they had to special order and my price was 300 + tax
      I had the same problem but i needed to get it fixed to get to and from work so i just broke down and got it from York VW cuz they had it in stock
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      10-12-2012 10:07 AM #48392
      I wish. It broke Saturday night, had to call up a coworker to tow the car back to the house. spend most of sunday calling around. Wouldn't be so bad if I had my truck on the road, but bodywork isn't done and still need to do other work done to it so its been sitting at my job

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      10-12-2012 10:35 AM #48393
      Quote Originally Posted by anteramk5jetta View Post
      I wish. It broke Saturday night, had to call up a coworker to tow the car back to the house. spend most of sunday calling around. Wouldn't be so bad if I had my truck on the road, but bodywork isn't done and still need to do other work done to it so its been sitting at my job
      Because slacker.
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      10-12-2012 10:44 AM #48394
      Hey now! Don't take my name for you

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      10-15-2012 09:25 PM #48395
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      10-15-2012 10:02 PM #48396
      Hey guys im new to the VW scene and just wanted to introduce myself. I am picking up a MKV rabbit on sat...im good friends with Brent (crookedR32) and he told me this would be a good place to start and introduce myself to some local people.

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      10-15-2012 10:36 PM #48397
      Quote Originally Posted by No_Trix View Post
      Hey guys im new to the VW scene and just wanted to introduce myself. I am picking up a MKV rabbit on sat...im good friends with Brent (crookedR32) and he told me this would be a good place to start and introduce myself to some local people.
      Hello! Welcome
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      10-16-2012 12:10 PM #48398
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      10-16-2012 02:41 PM #48399
      Quote Originally Posted by No_Trix View Post
      Hey guys im new to the VW scene and just wanted to introduce myself. I am picking up a MKV rabbit on sat...im good friends with Brent (crookedR32) and he told me this would be a good place to start and introduce myself to some local people.
      welcome! Dont mind ray, he's Swedish

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      10-18-2012 08:53 AM #48400
      So after leatheriquing my seats in my S60 last night, I had gotten Pristine clean all over the electronics on the bottom of the drivers seat (the front was hit pretty hard with cracks). I decided to unplug them, clean them, and hit them with some tuner cleaner for better contact.

      Well, stupid me, I unplugged the airbag one as well and cleaned it. Now I have an SRS message. I'm almost certain that is what it is...

      So what do you have to do in a Volvo to check it and then turn it off? I know in a BMW, I had to get a special reader.

      I'm told I need a Vida Dice tool or something. Anyone nearby that has one?
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      10-18-2012 10:47 AM #48401
      Any good scanner "should" be able to pull and clear them. But Volvo are a pain in regards to the trouble codes. I would need to check our snap-on solus. I can tell you most quick scanners wont

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      11-09-2012 08:30 PM #48402
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      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.
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      11-09-2012 08:33 PM #48403
      What up E.

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      11-09-2012 08:46 PM #48404
      Quote Originally Posted by PSU View Post
      What up E.
      about to head out for the night! how about you man?!
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      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      You've never taken a satisfying dump until you've squatted down somewhere outside during a full moon night on top of a fresh snowfall, with the cool crisp winter air carressing your balls.
      Best dump I ever had!

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      11-09-2012 09:57 PM #48405
      Holy **** this threads alive
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