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      12-10-2010 09:41 AM #1
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      12-10-2010 09:50 AM #4
      And to the fair residents of Offtopikstan...



      Happy Frickin Holidays
      Reppin the GAP- 93 Corrado SLC, 01.5 Passat Wagon
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist
      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.

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      12-10-2010 09:51 AM #5
      Chapel - Demokratikally Elekted Direktor of Infrastrukture for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Bourré - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Ice Cream Relations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Juniper Monkeys - Demokratikally Elekted Screaming Pheonix Attack Style 4/Panda Gets 2400 on SATs Defense Style 204 for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      NyteGTI - Demokratikally Elekted Konveyor of Arkival Misinformation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      JOSHFL420 - Demokratikally Elekted Direktor and Konveyor of Positive Vibrations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      DonPatrizio- Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Wait, What the Hell is That? for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      danny_16v - Demokratikally Elekted Prime Minister of Exhaust and Culinary Administration for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Chris16vRocco - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Land and Marine Transportation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      atomicalex - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      patrikman - Demokratikally Elekted Pocket Pool Team Captain for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Turbio! - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Oddly-Flavored Tequilas and Festive Silly Hats for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Inkarnata - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Barbekue and Alkohol Indukted Shenaniganry for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      crashmtb - Orphaned Baby Jeebus of Defunct Orthodox McBeardFootkovism, and Master Blender of BORISLAV'S Bathtub Vodka, Drifting Nefariously Without Porpoise
      TheDarkEnergist -Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Upstate Hipster Emigration to Brooklyn for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      BigMorgan - Demokratikally Elekted People's Minister of Mammary and Moobery Appreciation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      .yuk. - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of How Do You Work This Microwave? of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      pentaxshooter - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Fotografique History for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      matt.e. - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Keeping People Posted on When Kalifornia Falls Into the Pacific of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      mavric_ac - Unperson
      veetarded - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Child Development, Health, and Education of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      .LSinLV. - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Shekels of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      VadGTI - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Legal Council, Gainfully Employed Prefecture of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      what - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Depression and Emo Affairs, Associate Director of the Unemployment Subcommittee Bureau of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      JMillerUA - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Resourceful Giftwrapping of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      Señor Peligro - Demokratically Elekted Minister of Titty Pics and Death Metal for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      MRVW00 - Tucker Max of the Gays and Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Slutty Gay Whoring and Muppet Sex of the People's Independent Republik of Offtopikstan
      Chris Stack - Demokratikally Elekted Comptroller of Thong Hats and 'Murica, F•ck Yeah!!! of the People's Independent Republik of Offtopikstan
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      winstonsmith84 - The Most Interesting Man in the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Nicefeet - Demokratikally Elekted Prime Minister of Poop Threads of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      ATL_Av8r - Original Purveyor of the OT "Neck Tattoo" Meme (take THAT, Time for a GTI!) of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Stormy - Demokratically Elekted Minister of Ginger Affairs and Fist Dates; Orakle of the Weathers; Creeper Extraordinaire of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      12-10-2010 09:51 AM #6
      does this come in pear flavor????
      Larry
      Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Shekels of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      The boobs. I am waiting on the boobs here.

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      12-10-2010 09:52 AM #7
      watch your back



      losers
      stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
      permanent vacation

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      12-10-2010 09:53 AM #8
      Demokratikally Elekted Direktor and Konveyor of Positive Vibrations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      I am the Fgt
      greenie: i'm banging my mechanic

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      12-10-2010 09:53 AM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by .LSinLV. View Post
      does this come in pear flavor????
      no flavor, only borislavs

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      12-10-2010 09:53 AM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post
      watch your back



      losers
      where the hell have you been, dissident?

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      12-10-2010 09:54 AM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Titles:
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      2:patrikman - Demokratikally Elekted Pocket Pool Team Captain for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan

      3:Turbiodiesel! - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Mexican Food for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      1: She is responsible for communication with the other forums?

      2: There's a TEAM?!?!? Where do I sign up!

      3: I'm hungry. Where be the food.

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      12-10-2010 09:54 AM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post
      watch your back



      losers

      we shall send the army of men on donkeys to your doorstep for your insubordination
      Demokratikally Elekted Direktor and Konveyor of Positive Vibrations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      12-10-2010 09:55 AM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      1: She is responsible for communication with the other forums?
      no, just Kanada

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      12-10-2010 09:56 AM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      3: I'm hungry. Where be the food.
      National Barbekue is tomorrow sir.
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      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist
      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.

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      12-10-2010 09:58 AM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      1: She is responsible for communication with the other forums?

      2: There's a TEAM?!?!? Where do I sign up!

      3: I'm hungry. Where be the food.
      1. TCL chat
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      12-10-2010 09:58 AM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by Chapel View Post

      To volunteer for service, please join the chatroom
      So you've created a gov't...for a forum...that you have to join a chatroom to be part of?

      You're on your way to riveling the U.S. with your sensical policies.
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post
      You can promote hate with pencil as you do with a gun. For me they are both the same.
      Frightening ideology, no?

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      12-10-2010 09:59 AM #17
      что за хуйня?
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      12-10-2010 10:00 AM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      So you've created a gov't...for a forum...that you have to join a chatroom to be part of?

      You're on your way to riveling the U.S. with your sensical policies.
      Well of COURSE it doesn't make sense when you put it like THAT

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      12-10-2010 10:00 AM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      So you've created a gov't...for a forum...that you have to join a chatroom to be part of?

      You're on your way to riveling the U.S. with your sensical policies.
      Thank you!

      well, to get elected, you have to go to the voting booth... which is in the chat.
      once elected, you'll be briefed on the ideals for the Republik.

      It's more efficient that way.

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      12-10-2010 10:00 AM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      что за хуйня?
      Uhhh.... where's the LawBear?

    21. 12-10-2010 10:04 AM #21
      Борислав является лучшей водкой в мире, сделанный республики наибольшее независимые люди в мире
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      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.
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    22. 12-10-2010 10:05 AM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      что за хуйня?
      Борислав является не мусор!
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.
      Quote Originally Posted by Captain 'Murica! View Post
      I personally have taken it upon myself to try and exterminate as many cows as possible, one filet or ribeye at a time. Join the call to arms, brothers! To the grill!!

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      12-10-2010 10:07 AM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by Chapel View Post

      It's more efficient that way.


      Understood

      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post
      You can promote hate with pencil as you do with a gun. For me they are both the same.
      Frightening ideology, no?

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      12-10-2010 10:08 AM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      что за хуйня?
      it is one of the ingredients, yes.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post

      Understood


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