The OFFIKIAL Demokratikally Elekted Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan Threadistan

[Chapel]

For offikial use only

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If you do not know Borislav's NO LABEL she is Entry-leevel designer wodka
Borislav's with NO LABEL
only "Бориславский" in BLUE SEMI PERMANENT MARKER or whatever other colours were found and not dried out
EXCEPT black to avoid confusion with Borislav's Black Label

"what is this?" "Borislav's" "how can you tell?" "no label." "what if it's something else?" "then it is not borislavs"

my friends, i do not always drink wodka. But when I do, I'm pretty sure I drink Borislav's

[NyteGTI]

mmm Borislavs!

[TheGreenspanator]

[Inkarnata]

And to the fair residents of Offtopikstan...



Happy Frickin Holidays

[TheGreenspanator]

Chapel - Demokratikally Elekted Direktor of Infrastrukture for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Bourré - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Ice Cream Relations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Juniper Monkeys - Demokratikally Elekted Screaming Pheonix Attack Style 4/Panda Gets 2400 on SATs Defense Style 204 for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
NyteGTI - Demokratikally Elekted Konveyor of Arkival Misinformation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
JOSHFL420 - Demokratikally Elekted Direktor and Konveyor of Positive Vibrations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
DonPatrizio- Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Wait, What the Hell is That? for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
danny_16v - Demokratikally Elekted Prime Minister of Exhaust and Culinary Administration for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Chris16vRocco - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Land and Marine Transportation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
atomicalex - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
patrikman - Demokratikally Elekted Pocket Pool Team Captain for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Turbio! - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Oddly-Flavored Tequilas and Festive Silly Hats for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Inkarnata - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Barbekue and Alkohol Indukted Shenaniganry for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
crashmtb - Orphaned Baby Jeebus of Defunct Orthodox McBeardFootkovism, and Master Blender of BORISLAV'S Bathtub Vodka, Drifting Nefariously Without Porpoise
TheDarkEnergist -Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Upstate Hipster Emigration to Brooklyn for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
BigMorgan - Demokratikally Elekted People's Minister of Mammary and Moobery Appreciation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
.yuk. - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of How Do You Work This Microwave? of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
pentaxshooter - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Fotografique History for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
matt.e. - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Keeping People Posted on When Kalifornia Falls Into the Pacific of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
mavric_ac - Unperson
veetarded - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Child Development, Health, and Education of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
.LSinLV. - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Shekels of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
VadGTI - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Legal Council, Gainfully Employed Prefecture of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
what - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Depression and Emo Affairs, Associate Director of the Unemployment Subcommittee Bureau of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
twardnw - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Adhesive Propaganda of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
SLK350 - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Inadequate Bribes of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Der Schaltwerks - Oracle of Offtopikstan
JMillerUA - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Resourceful Giftwrapping of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
mellbergVWfan - Demokratikally Elekted Director of Espionage and Identity Theft of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Wellington P Funk - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of SCREW ALL Y'ALL! of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
mad8vskillz - Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
2002 - Demokratikally Exiled Guido Douche Whipping Boy of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Señor Peligro - Demokratically Elekted Minister of Titty Pics and Death Metal for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
MRVW00 - Tucker Max of the Gays and Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Slutty Gay Whoring and Muppet Sex of the People's Independent Republik of Offtopikstan
Chris Stack - Demokratikally Elekted Comptroller of Thong Hats and 'Murica, F•ck Yeah!!! of the People's Independent Republik of Offtopikstan
Jett Daley - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Temporary Visitor Visas of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
cryption - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Immigration Policy of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
winstonsmith84 - The Most Interesting Man in the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Nicefeet - Demokratikally Elekted Prime Minister of Poop Threads of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
ATL_Av8r - Original Purveyor of the OT "Neck Tattoo" Meme (take THAT, Time for a GTI!) of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
Stormy - Demokratically Elekted Minister of Ginger Affairs and Fist Dates; Orakle of the Weathers; Creeper Extraordinaire of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan

[.LSinLV.]

does this come in pear flavor????

[mavric_ac]

watch your back



losers

[JOSHFL420]

[Chapel]

does this come in pear flavor????

no flavor, only borislavs

[Chapel]

watch your back



losers

where the hell have you been, dissident?

[Tornado2dr]

Titles:
1:atomicalex - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan

2:patrikman - Demokratikally Elekted Pocket Pool Team Captain for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan

3:Turbiodiesel! - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Mexican Food for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan

1: She is responsible for communication with the other forums?

2: There's a TEAM?!?!? Where do I sign up!

3: I'm hungry. Where be the food.

[JOSHFL420]

watch your back



losers

we shall send the army of men on donkeys to your doorstep for your insubordination

[Chapel]

1: She is responsible for communication with the other forums?

no, just Kanada

[Inkarnata]

3: I'm hungry. Where be the food.

National Barbekue is tomorrow sir.

[TheGreenspanator]

1: She is responsible for communication with the other forums?

2: There's a TEAM?!?!? Where do I sign up!

3: I'm hungry. Where be the food.

1. TCL chat
2. TCL chat
3. TCL chat

[Time for a GTI]

To volunteer for service, please join the chatroom

So you've created a gov't...for a forum...that you have to join a chatroom to be part of?

You're on your way to riveling the U.S. with your sensical policies.

[mad8vskillz]

что за хуйня?

[TheGreenspanator]

So you've created a gov't...for a forum...that you have to join a chatroom to be part of?

You're on your way to riveling the U.S. with your sensical policies.

Well of COURSE it doesn't make sense when you put it like THAT

[Chapel]

So you've created a gov't...for a forum...that you have to join a chatroom to be part of?

You're on your way to riveling the U.S. with your sensical policies.

Thank you!

well, to get elected, you have to go to the voting booth... which is in the chat.
once elected, you'll be briefed on the ideals for the Republik.

It's more efficient that way.

[TheGreenspanator]

что за хуйня?

Uhhh.... where's the LawBear?

[NyteGTI]

Борислав является лучшей водкой в мире, сделанный республики наибольшее независимые люди в мире

[NyteGTI]

что за хуйня?

Борислав является не мусор!

[Time for a GTI]

It's more efficient that way.

Understood

[Chapel]

что за хуйня?

it is one of the ingredients, yes.

[TheGreenspanator]

Understood

[mad8vskillz]

Борислав является лучшей водкой в мире, сделанный республики наибольшее независимые люди в мире

yeah, don't use autotranslators, they make you sound retarded

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
пуст от победы к победе ведет!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу,
на труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
пуст от победы к победе ведет!

Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях.
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе отчизну свое поведем!

В победе бессмертных идеи коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
пуст от победы к победе ведет


translated it sounds retarded:
Union is inviolable of the republics of the free Joined forever great Russia Yes is in good health the united, powerful Soviet Union created with the will of the people! Be famous, the fatherland our free, Friendships of peoples reliable stronghold! Banner is Soviet, banner people it is empty from one victory to the next it leads! Through the thunderstorms shone to us the sun of freedom, I Lenin great to us way lit up: Us grew Stalin - to the loyalty to the people, to the labor and to the exploits he inspired us! Be famous, the fatherland our free, Friendships of peoples reliable stronghold! Banner is Soviet, banner people it is empty from one victory to the next it leads! We army our raised in [srazhenyakh]. Let us sweep the aggressors of mean from the road! We in the battles solve the fate of generations, we to the glory the fatherland our will bring! In the victory of the immortal of the idea of communism we see the future of our country, And to the Red Banner of the glorious fatherland We will be always selflessly true! Be famous, the fatherland our free, Friendships of peoples reliable stronghold! Banner is Soviet, banner people it is empty from one victory to the next it leads

[Chapel]

Understood

less red tape in chat than there is in a thread poll...

[Chapel]

On today's docket:
The Flag of the Republik

[Boxer2100]

Can we nominate JLP for Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Drug Policy and Distribution?

[Tornado2dr]

1. TCL chat
2. TCL chat
3. TCL chat

Too complicated

[Chapel]

yeah, don't use autotranslators, they make you sound retarded

our russian lawyer is not yet awake for proper transliteration...

[.LSinLV.]

Uhhh.... where's the LawBear?

Vad????

[NyteGTI]

our russian lawyer is not yet awake for proper transliteration...

plus did you not read my title.. it is my sworn duty to feed you all bull****

[mad8vskillz]

our russian lawyer is not yet awake for proper transliteration...

transliteration is typing the other alphabet with english letters.
like "tovarisch"

[mad8vskillz]

стою на асфальте я в лыжи обутый.
то-ли лыжи не едут, то-ли я ебанутый

stoju na asfal'te ja v lyzhi obutyj.
to-li lyzhi ne edut, to-li ja ebanutyj