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      12-10-2010 11:46 AM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      transliteration is typing the other alphabet with english letters.
      like "tovarisch"
      wtf... I meant translation

    2. 12-10-2010 11:46 AM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      stoju na asfal'te ja v lyzhi obutyj.
      to-li lyzhi ne edut, to-li ja ebanutyj
      We are not yet able to translate from Maori into English. Damn you google translate!
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      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.
      Quote Originally Posted by Captain 'Murica! View Post
      I personally have taken it upon myself to try and exterminate as many cows as possible, one filet or ribeye at a time. Join the call to arms, brothers! To the grill!!

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      12-10-2010 11:49 AM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by NyteGTI View Post
      We are not yet able to translate from Maori into English. Damn you google translate!
      maori are ****ing awesome
      Demokratikally Elekted Fist Lieutenant of the Outside Cavalry of the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      That's too bad but, VWVortex said so... so you have to do it now.

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      12-10-2010 12:10 PM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      3: I'm hungry. Where be the food.
      My undersecretary for carnitas will be giving me a briefing shortly.
      IPRO Meat-Director and High Minister of Terror-Grilling

      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

    5. 12-10-2010 12:12 PM #40
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      My undersecretary for carnitas will be giving me a briefing shortly.
      Where's the undersecratary for mojo... she needs to get her a** in the kitchen!
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.
      Quote Originally Posted by Captain 'Murica! View Post
      I personally have taken it upon myself to try and exterminate as many cows as possible, one filet or ribeye at a time. Join the call to arms, brothers! To the grill!!

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      12-10-2010 12:21 PM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by Chapel View Post
      On today's docket:
      The Flag of the Republik
      Returning to drawing board
      Last edited by Inkarnata; 12-10-2010 at 02:01 PM.
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      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist
      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.

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      12-10-2010 12:22 PM #42
      Quote Originally Posted by Chapel View Post
      On today's docket:
      The Flag of the Republik
      Scotch. It's time.

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    8. 12-10-2010 12:25 PM #43
      I have to poop really, really, bad. Is this the right thread to talk about it? It's going to be EPIC! I already have my spoon ready incase it needs some help getting out.

    9. 12-10-2010 12:31 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
      I have to poop really, really, bad. Is this the right thread to talk about it? It's going to be EPIC! I already have my spoon ready incase it needs some help getting out.


      but go for it..
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.
      Quote Originally Posted by Captain 'Murica! View Post
      I personally have taken it upon myself to try and exterminate as many cows as possible, one filet or ribeye at a time. Join the call to arms, brothers! To the grill!!

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      12-10-2010 12:37 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
      I have to poop really, really, bad. Is this the right thread to talk about it? It's going to be EPIC! I already have my spoon ready incase it needs some help getting out.

      Pics or GTFO
      Demokratikally Elekted Direktor and Konveyor of Positive Vibrations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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      I am the Fgt
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      12-10-2010 12:38 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Titles:

      Chapel - Demokratikally Elekted Direktor of Infrastrukture for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Bourré - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Ice Cream Relations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Juniper Monkeys - Demokratikally Elekted Screaming Pheonix Attack Style 4/Panda Gets 2400 on SATs Defense Style 204 for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      NyteGTI - Demokratikally Elekted Konveyor of Misinformation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      JOSHFL420 - Demokratikally Elekted Direktor and Konveyor of Positive Vibrations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      DonPatrizio- Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Wait, What the Hell is That? for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      danny_16v - Demokratikally Elekted Prime Minister of Exhaust and Culinary Administration for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Chris16vRocco - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Land and Marine Transportation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      atomicalex - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      patrikman - Demokratikally Elekted Pocket Pool Team Captain for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Turbiodiesel! - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Mexican Food for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      Inkarnata - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Barbekue and Alkohol Indukted Shenaniganry for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
      crashmtb - Orphaned Baby Jeebus of Defunct Orthodox McBeardFootkovism, and Master Blender of BORISLAV'S Bathtub Vodka
      mavric_ac - Unperson
      I need a title.
      No Signature. Only Krav Khalash.

    12. 12-10-2010 12:40 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by JOSHFL420 View Post
      Pics or GTFO

      Last time I posted pictures of my poop I kept getting all sorts of weird replies in German. You will have to settle for a description when the package arrived.

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      12-10-2010 12:42 PM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
      Last time I posted pictures of my poop I kept getting all sorts of weird replies in German. You will have to settle for a description when the package arrived.
      Dude, about that...sorry. It was just a coincidence that my German Rosetta Stone showed up on the exact same day.
      No Signature. Only Krav Khalash.

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      12-10-2010 12:43 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I need a title.
      Pick one. It's not like we're democratically elected.
      IPRO Meat-Director and High Minister of Terror-Grilling

      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      The Terror Grill: Part restaurant, part amusement attraction, part gladiator arena, all profit.
      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

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      12-10-2010 12:45 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      Pick one. It's not like we're democratically elected.
      Demokratikally Elekted Decider of Decisions For The People's Republik of Offtopikstan.

      Mmm. It rolls off the tongue.
      No Signature. Only Krav Khalash.

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      12-10-2010 12:46 PM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I need a title.
      To get a title you must attend the chat; that is the only requirement. And if you don't come up with a title that we feel is appropriate enough at that time, we will make one up for you

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      12-10-2010 12:50 PM #52
      Get your ass in chat or we send the secret police after you.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
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      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

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      12-10-2010 12:58 PM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Demokratikally Elekted Decider of Decisions For The People's Republik of Offtopikstan.
      Because you did not follow protocol, a title has been provided for you by the Independent Republik, only to be collected upon your attending here- http://wbe03.mibbit.com/?server=irc....channel=%23tcl

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      12-10-2010 01:02 PM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by Inkarnata View Post
      With Madam President's approval

      needs a better font. maybe a yellow star...

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      12-10-2010 01:03 PM #55
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Because you did not follow protocol, a title has been provided for you by the Independent Republik, only to be collected upon your attending here- http://wbe03.mibbit.com/?server=irc....channel=%23tcl
      yeah, so where the hell are you?

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      12-10-2010 01:05 PM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by Boxer2100 View Post
      Can we nominate JLP for Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Drug Policy and Distribution?

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      12-10-2010 01:10 PM #57
      Absolutely needs a star and some more militaristic font.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
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      12-10-2010 01:23 PM #58
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      Absolutely needs a star and some more militaristic font.
      but not TOO militaristic... we are but a simple democracy...

      not at all a militaristic social anarchist oligarchy... no no no... just a simple democracy.

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      12-10-2010 01:28 PM #59
      *distributes some drugs to clockworkchad* hmm, maybe he'll lighten up a little?

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      12-10-2010 02:06 PM #60
      actually, maybe we need to start over with the flag...

      too much dickbeard

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      12-10-2010 02:11 PM #61


      Glorious leader of Pridnestrovie, Igor Smirnov, welcomes us to community of People's Respublikas.



      President Smirnov suggests glorious Soviet imagery be conveyed through DPRO flag to be more like Pridnestrovie, most awesomest people's republic of them all.
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      12-10-2010 02:29 PM #62
      Corn, wheat, grapes


      we need something like that... but with beards, vodka and other things

      also:
      Igor Smirnov usually drives around Transnistria in a Skoda and without bodyguards
      ****ing A

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      Quote Originally Posted by Chapel View Post
      yeah, so where the hell are you?
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      12-10-2010 02:45 PM #64
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