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    12-10-2010 10:46 AM #36
    Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
    transliteration is typing the other alphabet with english letters.
    like "tovarisch"
    wtf... I meant translation
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    12-10-2010 10:46 AM #37
    Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
    stoju na asfal'te ja v lyzhi obutyj.
    to-li lyzhi ne edut, to-li ja ebanutyj
    We are not yet able to translate from Maori into English. Damn you google translate!
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    12-10-2010 10:49 AM #38
    Quote Originally Posted by NyteGTI View Post
    We are not yet able to translate from Maori into English. Damn you google translate!
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    12-10-2010 11:10 AM #39
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    12-10-2010 11:12 AM #40
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    12-10-2010 11:21 AM #41
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    On today's docket:
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    12-10-2010 11:22 AM #42
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    12-10-2010 11:25 AM #43
    I have to poop really, really, bad. Is this the right thread to talk about it? It's going to be EPIC! I already have my spoon ready incase it needs some help getting out.
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    12-10-2010 11:31 AM #44
    Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
    I have to poop really, really, bad. Is this the right thread to talk about it? It's going to be EPIC! I already have my spoon ready incase it needs some help getting out.


    but go for it..
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    12-10-2010 11:37 AM #45
    Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
    I have to poop really, really, bad. Is this the right thread to talk about it? It's going to be EPIC! I already have my spoon ready incase it needs some help getting out.

    Pics or GTFO
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    12-10-2010 11:38 AM #46
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Titles:

    Chapel - Demokratikally Elekted Direktor of Infrastrukture for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
    Bourré - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Ice Cream Relations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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    NyteGTI - Demokratikally Elekted Konveyor of Misinformation for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
    JOSHFL420 - Demokratikally Elekted Direktor and Konveyor of Positive Vibrations for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
    DonPatrizio- Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Wait, What the Hell is That? for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
    danny_16v - Demokratikally Elekted Prime Minister of Exhaust and Culinary Administration for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
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    atomicalex - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
    patrikman - Demokratikally Elekted Pocket Pool Team Captain for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
    Turbiodiesel! - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Mexican Food for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
    Inkarnata - Demokratikally Elekted Minister of Barbekue and Alkohol Indukted Shenaniganry for the Independent People's Republik of Offtopikstan
    crashmtb - Orphaned Baby Jeebus of Defunct Orthodox McBeardFootkovism, and Master Blender of BORISLAV'S Bathtub Vodka
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    12-10-2010 11:40 AM #47
    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHFL420 View Post
    Pics or GTFO

    Last time I posted pictures of my poop I kept getting all sorts of weird replies in German. You will have to settle for a description when the package arrived.
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    12-10-2010 11:42 AM #48
    Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
    Last time I posted pictures of my poop I kept getting all sorts of weird replies in German. You will have to settle for a description when the package arrived.
    Dude, about that...sorry. It was just a coincidence that my German Rosetta Stone showed up on the exact same day.
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    12-10-2010 11:43 AM #49
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    I need a title.
    Pick one. It's not like we're democratically elected.
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    12-10-2010 11:45 AM #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
    Pick one. It's not like we're democratically elected.
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    Mmm. It rolls off the tongue.
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    12-10-2010 11:46 AM #51
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    I need a title.
    To get a title you must attend the chat; that is the only requirement. And if you don't come up with a title that we feel is appropriate enough at that time, we will make one up for you
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    12-10-2010 11:50 AM #52
    Get your ass in chat or we send the secret police after you.
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    12-10-2010 11:58 AM #53
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    Demokratikally Elekted Decider of Decisions For The People's Republik of Offtopikstan.
    Because you did not follow protocol, a title has been provided for you by the Independent Republik, only to be collected upon your attending here- http://wbe03.mibbit.com/?server=irc....channel=%23tcl
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    12-10-2010 12:02 PM #54
    Quote Originally Posted by Inkarnata View Post
    With Madam President's approval

    needs a better font. maybe a yellow star...
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    12-10-2010 12:03 PM #55
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Because you did not follow protocol, a title has been provided for you by the Independent Republik, only to be collected upon your attending here- http://wbe03.mibbit.com/?server=irc....channel=%23tcl
    yeah, so where the hell are you?
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    12-10-2010 12:05 PM #56
    Quote Originally Posted by Boxer2100 View Post
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    12-10-2010 12:10 PM #57
    Absolutely needs a star and some more militaristic font.
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    12-10-2010 12:23 PM #58
    Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
    Absolutely needs a star and some more militaristic font.
    but not TOO militaristic... we are but a simple democracy...

    not at all a militaristic social anarchist oligarchy... no no no... just a simple democracy.
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    12-10-2010 12:28 PM #59
    *distributes some drugs to clockworkchad* hmm, maybe he'll lighten up a little?
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    12-10-2010 01:06 PM #60
    actually, maybe we need to start over with the flag...

    too much dickbeard
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    Glorious leader of Pridnestrovie, Igor Smirnov, welcomes us to community of People's Respublikas.



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    12-10-2010 01:29 PM #62
    Corn, wheat, grapes


    we need something like that... but with beards, vodka and other things

    also:
    Igor Smirnov usually drives around Transnistria in a Skoda and without bodyguards
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    yeah, so where the hell are you?
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