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    Thread: ITT thread, adults make fun of Facebook and all of the whiny threads lately.

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      12-16-2010 11:56 PM #1
      What is wrong with you people? Are you that pathetic that you need to beg people to help you figure out how to make life better through Facebook? Do you whine to your precious "friends" on Facebook when Vortex is down, you get caught cheating, or you get spammed?

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      12-16-2010 11:57 PM #2
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    3. 12-17-2010 12:08 AM #3
      I’m still waiting for the Facebook PR whores to spring into action.

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      12-17-2010 12:14 AM #4
      If I had facebook I would only update my status with descriptions of my poo. It'd be so cool Everyone would "like" me

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      12-17-2010 12:14 AM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by Nicefeet View Post
      I’m still waiting for the Facebook PR whores to spring into action.
      BUT ZOMFG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO PEOPLE????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!11
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      12-17-2010 12:21 AM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      Do you whine to your precious "friends" on Facebook when Vortex is down...
      That did happen at the big vortex meltdown of 2010.
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      12-17-2010 12:30 AM #7
      facebook being down for me is the pitts, its only way i can keep in contact with friends/family..

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      12-17-2010 12:48 AM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by eltigre View Post
      facebook being down for me is the pitts, its only way i can keep in contact with friends/family..
      Do they not have telephones or email?
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      12-17-2010 12:52 AM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      Do they not have telephones or email?
      i dont have access to a phone.. and email is like snail mail.. if you dont like god damn website, then dont use it

    10. 12-17-2010 12:58 AM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      BUT ZOMFG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO PEOPLE????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!11
      People need to shut the F-UP for awhile.

      No one needs to know that you went to Starbucks with your Foursquare bull****

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      12-17-2010 01:28 AM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by eltigre View Post
      facebook being down for me is the pitts, its only way i can keep in contact with friends/family..
      Are you serving? If so then I apologize, I have a friend who communicates with me right now via my fiance's FB.
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      12-17-2010 02:09 AM #12
      Personally I wish FB went down more often. I really don't understand the draw of that website.

      It is terrible for sharing photos (the one thing I actually use social media for)

      they make no bones about selling all of your info

      if your mom isn't on it then she will be soon

      I have nothing to say to my friends from fourth grade

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      12-17-2010 02:52 AM #13
      sometimes i use it daily, but typically only to check out what friends are doing and maybe message them for an msn style IM convo.

      i also like it to browse & see what high school acquaintances have gotten up to in their lives sometimes.

      and i do use it to keep in touch with family/friends who are regular facebook users vs. email. plus i guess the whole "find a friend" and suggested friends etc features have made me communicate with them there vs. email as i never had email addresses for cousins in other provinces, but facebook suggested i friend them & then we keep in touch via fb every once in a while vs. hearing from one another maybe once or twice a decade.

      and for family & friends who post pics their regularly. family pics, kid pics, vacation pics, sports pics etc.

      and it's just one more text based communication medium to communicate with my deaf friends for the ones that use fb.

      and i have used fb commercially when i ran fb ads for a small business in the past. and i've since used it to advertise in the marketplace classifieds, help others do so for rental properties etc.

      but i never update my profile pic, never upload pics, never update my status w/ the exception of posting something like "lost my phone, send me numbers" or "msg me here or email, phone is broken" etc once in a blue moon.

      i haven't been on fb for a week or so now, though.

      but i guess overall i like it & because i'm a time wasting internet junkie i end up using it a fair bit to keep in touch with a handful of ppl.

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      12-17-2010 02:59 AM #14
      When FB went down today I almost died, but only because it is usually a reliable distraction from actually studying for my finals.
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      12-17-2010 07:02 AM #15
      Facebook used to be good before it became saturated with all these retarded features that nobody needs. The fact that you can tie in a twitter(which, is by far the most stupid of all social networking sites, 10x worse than facebook) is even worse.

      It used to be status updates, post pictures, post on walls, that's about it. Now there's idiots liking EVERY SINGLE THING, a really crappy instant messaging feature, all these stupid little features for it that cluttered everything up and made it a lot worse to use.

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      12-17-2010 07:12 AM #16
      I do have a facebook account, I have not updated any of my personal info in about 2 years and I usually just go on to make plans for the night.

      The one thing that I can't stand about the social networking sites is that they turn every bar/ get together a photo shoot. I don't even take a camera with me when i go on vacation why the hell would I want pictures from my usual spot?

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      12-17-2010 07:14 AM #17
      zomg how can I cheat on my gf and not let her know my ex is my friend I'm sure she'll post on my wall when we hook up what should I do please advise k thx doodz

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      12-17-2010 07:15 AM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by 20thAna3282 View Post
      I do have a facebook account, I have not updated any of my personal info in about 2 years and I usually just go on to make plans for the night.

      The one thing that I can't stand about the social networking sites is that they turn every bar/ get together a photo shoot. I don't even take a camera with me when i go on vacation why the hell would I want pictures from my usual spot?
      Another point. 90% of the time it's dumb chicks bringing their camera to the bar, making retarded poses of them and their friends(you get the typical all of them lined up one, the one with all of them putting their 1 foot in the middle and somebody taking a picture above etc..) and then you can even hear some of them at the bar screaming "OMG NEW PROFILE PICCCC HAHAA"..

      Also, when they get back from the bar and make a new album for the night, WHY DO THEY ALWAYS NAME THEIR ALBUM AFTER A RANDOM LYRIC FROM A SONG THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING??

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      12-17-2010 07:38 AM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by TetsuoShima View Post
      Another point. 90% of the time it's dumb chicks bringing their camera to the bar, making retarded poses of them and their friends(you get the typical all of them lined up one, the one with all of them putting their 1 foot in the middle and somebody taking a picture above etc..) and then you can even hear some of them at the bar screaming "OMG NEW PROFILE PICCCC HAHAA"..
      The face they make with their lips puckered in a feeble attempt at looking sexy...ahaha
      There's a website documenting the hilarity of these pics
      http://antiduckface.com


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      12-17-2010 08:00 AM #20
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      12-17-2010 08:09 AM #22
      FB=Huge time suck.

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      12-17-2010 08:21 AM #23
      I use FB and I'm not ashamed. But I also didn't even notice it went down.. I don't waste much time there. Now when vortex went down, I actually freaked out, until through multiple panic-stricken Google searches I found the temp address. But who do you even bitch about that to if you ever want to get laid again?

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      12-17-2010 08:22 AM #24
      Did she have half of her ass implanted in those lips?
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      12-17-2010 08:25 AM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by Nicefeet View Post
      People need to shut the F-UP for awhile.

      No one needs to know that you went to Starbucks with your Foursquare bull****

      Dood, you should so totally tweet that.



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      12-17-2010 08:32 AM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by wunde View Post
      If I had facebook I would only update my status with descriptions of my poo. It'd be so cool Everyone would "like" me
      I second this

      Personally I dont get the draw of it at all and just seems like another way to get into trouble.

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      12-17-2010 09:21 AM #27
      When I heard FB went down, I watched The Social Network. If you can't have the real thing, the Hollywood version is a good substitute.
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      12-17-2010 09:27 AM #28
      I'm glad it's down.

      Maybe people will do some actual work today.

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      12-17-2010 09:33 AM #29
      The only thing worse than the people who are obsessed with Facebook are the people who are obsessed with hating Facebook.

      That's right, I went there, you guys annoy the sh!t outta me.

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      12-17-2010 09:37 AM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      The only thing worse than the people who are obsessed with Facebook are the people who are obsessed with hating Facebook.

      That's right, I went there, you guys annoy the sh!t outta me.
      Yeah like they're somehow self-proclaimed cool or better than others because "pffttt, I don't need it!"

      Meanwhile they can't think of 25 people they'd be friends with to warrant opening a facebook account.

      FOREVER ALONE!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      The only thing worse than the people who are obsessed with Facebook are the people who are obsessed with hating Facebook.

      That's right, I went there, you guys annoy the sh!t outta me.

      It my pleasure to inform you that you annoy the sh!t out of everyone regardless of Facebook usage.

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      ^lol

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      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      It my pleasure to inform you that you annoy the sh!t out of everyone regardless of Facebook usage.

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      12-17-2010 09:50 AM #34
      people willingly giving away their privacy is some scary ****

      http://albumoftheday.com/facebook/

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      Quote Originally Posted by a3lad View Post
      people willingly giving away their privacy is some scary ****
      I laugh at people who think they have an OPTION.

      You really think if the gov't wants to know about you that they don't have the power to do so? Have you seen Google earth? Do you think that maybe, just maybe they have the technology to monitor your every move via satelitte if they so wished? Or cell phone history? Or banking information? You think "facebook" is the only way they could possibly know who you hang out with if they wanted to or your buying patterns? You ****tin' me?

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