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  1. 02-18-2011 11:53 AM #106
    Quote Originally Posted by salteatervw View Post
    oh, I only have one wife.
    Loser! Everybody who is anybody has more than one wife.

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    02-18-2011 11:56 AM #107
    Quote Originally Posted by Punchdance View Post
    Loser! Everybody who is anybody has more than one wife.
    Thought you Utards were into the multiple wives thing

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    02-18-2011 12:02 PM #108
    Ya'll jealous cause I can maintain one sister wife...
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  4. 02-18-2011 12:08 PM #109
    Quote Originally Posted by Punchdance View Post
    Loser! Everybody who is anybody has more than one wife.

    I'm on #2.

    One is a real BITCH and the other is a absolute ANGEL.
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  5. 02-18-2011 12:57 PM #110
    Dirt weed!
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    02-18-2011 01:20 PM #111
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    Dirt weed!
    Is that the same thing as diluted weed? I could see how that would be a downer.
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    02-18-2011 10:12 PM #112
    I'll post something since it happens almost every week in rush hour traffic.

    This must go: Drivers who rear end STOPPED cars on the off ramp. Pretty sure it's the same exit, at the same time of every day for your dumb ass...why must you still suddonly realize the change of traffic movement?

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    02-19-2011 05:22 PM #113
    Interracial porn...........................and I'm not the only one.
    I fix $600 paint jobs.

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    02-19-2011 05:51 PM #114
    Its cause Mike is jealous of blacks...
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    02-19-2011 06:03 PM #115
    Quote Originally Posted by salteatervw View Post
    Its cause Mike is jealous of ASIANS...

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    02-19-2011 10:13 PM #116
    IB4Thats wasist gif......
    I fix $600 paint jobs.

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    02-20-2011 11:02 PM #117
    Water heaters that are either too small or too old and run out of hot water too quickly!
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    02-24-2011 11:34 PM #118
    Harley Davidson stickers on a BMW

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    02-24-2011 11:49 PM #119
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    02-25-2011 01:51 AM #120
    Fat people on scooters.

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    02-25-2011 01:11 PM #121
    Quote Originally Posted by nairmac View Post
    scooters.
    FTFY

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    02-25-2011 01:24 PM #122
    Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
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    02-25-2011 01:26 PM #123
    Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
    Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
    LOL WUT

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    02-25-2011 01:46 PM #124
    Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
    Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
    LOL - knew a guy who did this... the car had a plywood floor on the driver's side cuz the metal had rusted out

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    02-25-2011 01:47 PM #125
    Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
    Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
    Sell?

    Dimentia must go.

    Cancer, must go.

    5 doughnuts for breakfast, must go.
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    02-25-2011 06:30 PM #126
    BYU Jaywalkers. man they piss me off. "herpa derp orange flag dont hit me"

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    02-25-2011 06:43 PM #127
    Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
    Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
    Do tell.
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    02-25-2011 07:00 PM #128
    People who ask "can you buff that out?" When the scratch is clearly all the way through the paint.. and the panel is dented in...

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    02-25-2011 08:08 PM #129
    people who call their cars "she".
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    02-25-2011 08:37 PM #130
    Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
    people who call their cars "she".
    Agreed.

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    02-25-2011 10:47 PM #131
    Quote Originally Posted by ClaimJumper_GTI View Post
    Agreed.
    What about when something breaks? I find it much easier to blame her

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    02-26-2011 12:54 AM #132
    Quote Originally Posted by dOWa242 View Post

    Dimentia must go.
    Why? You get to meet new people all the time!

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    02-26-2011 08:20 AM #133
    Quote Originally Posted by iplayonice View Post
    Why? You get to meet new people all the time!
    haha that is sweet!

    MUST GO: OK, the in-laws inviting 35 people to enjoy one week of summer on their timeshare houseboat only designed to fit 8-10 comfortably, and the wife makes you go. No alcohol and lots of babies crying at night.
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    02-26-2011 10:14 AM #134
    Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post

    MUST GO: OK, the in-laws inviting 35 people to enjoy one week of summer on their timeshare houseboat only designed to fit 8-10 comfortably, and the wife makes you go. No alcohol and lots of babies crying at night.
    The word of wizdum forbades of any consumption of alcohol.
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    02-26-2011 12:26 PM #135
    Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
    people who call their cars "she".
    My car has a woman's personality... We'd probably get married, but we're having too much fun being friends with benefits. She's awesome

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    02-26-2011 12:32 PM #136
    Quote Originally Posted by salteatervw View Post
    The word of wizdum forbades of any consumption of alcohol.
    Volkswagen's are my alcohol.
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    02-26-2011 12:53 PM #137
    Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
    Volkswagen's are my alcohol.
    VWs don't fit on boats.
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    02-26-2011 09:10 PM #138
    Quote Originally Posted by iplayonice View Post
    Why? You get to meet new people all the time!
    Or in my moms case, you talk to/about people that have been dead for fifty years and think they're still alive.
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    02-27-2011 12:08 AM #139
    Quote Originally Posted by dOWa242 View Post
    Or in my moms case, you talk to/about people that have been dead for fifty years and think they're still alive.
    i thought that was old timers disease or alzheimers or whatever. gramps has that. he makes my invisible friends seem real

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    02-27-2011 12:13 AM #140
    fords that break down many times with in its 76k miles of its life. seriously ford your fcuking 6.0 litre motor is the BIGGEST PIECE OF ISHT EVER
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