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    Thread: My List of things that MUST GO

    1. 02-18-2011 11:53 AM #106
      Quote Originally Posted by salteatervw View Post
      oh, I only have one wife.
      Loser! Everybody who is anybody has more than one wife.

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      02-18-2011 11:56 AM #107
      Quote Originally Posted by Punchdance View Post
      Loser! Everybody who is anybody has more than one wife.
      Thought you Utards were into the multiple wives thing

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      02-18-2011 12:02 PM #108
      Ya'll jealous cause I can maintain one sister wife...
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    4. 02-18-2011 12:08 PM #109
      Quote Originally Posted by Punchdance View Post
      Loser! Everybody who is anybody has more than one wife.

      I'm on #2.

      One is a real BITCH and the other is a absolute ANGEL.
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    5. 02-18-2011 12:57 PM #110
      Dirt weed!
      00' eurospec 3.0 Stg3 S4
      93' Corrado VR6 OBDII
      "if i purchase a mk5 rabbit/gti then purchase some bbs rs/airbags from the vortex classifieds am i automatically a 'vdubber?
      i am looking to become a vdubber as soon as possible, please give me advice"

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      02-18-2011 01:20 PM #111
      Quote Originally Posted by sickvr666 View Post
      Dirt weed!
      Is that the same thing as diluted weed? I could see how that would be a downer.
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      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-18-2011 10:12 PM #112
      I'll post something since it happens almost every week in rush hour traffic.

      This must go: Drivers who rear end STOPPED cars on the off ramp. Pretty sure it's the same exit, at the same time of every day for your dumb ass...why must you still suddonly realize the change of traffic movement?

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      02-19-2011 05:22 PM #113
      Interracial porn...........................and I'm not the only one.
      I fix $600 paint jobs.

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      02-19-2011 05:51 PM #114
      Its cause Mike is jealous of blacks...
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      02-19-2011 06:03 PM #115
      Quote Originally Posted by salteatervw View Post
      Its cause Mike is jealous of ASIANS...

      fixed
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      02-19-2011 10:13 PM #116
      IB4Thats wasist gif......
      I fix $600 paint jobs.

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      02-20-2011 11:02 PM #117
      Water heaters that are either too small or too old and run out of hot water too quickly!
      Quote Originally Posted by Pineapplegti ! View Post
      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-24-2011 11:34 PM #118
      Harley Davidson stickers on a BMW

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      02-24-2011 11:49 PM #119
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      02-25-2011 01:51 AM #120
      Fat people on scooters.

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      02-25-2011 01:11 PM #121
      Quote Originally Posted by nairmac View Post
      scooters.
      FTFY

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      02-25-2011 01:24 PM #122
      Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
      Quote Originally Posted by Pineapplegti ! View Post
      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-25-2011 01:26 PM #123
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
      Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
      LOL WUT

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      02-25-2011 01:46 PM #124
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
      Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
      LOL - knew a guy who did this... the car had a plywood floor on the driver's side cuz the metal had rusted out

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      02-25-2011 01:47 PM #125
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
      Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
      Sell?

      Dimentia must go.

      Cancer, must go.

      5 doughnuts for breakfast, must go.
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      02-25-2011 06:30 PM #126
      BYU Jaywalkers. man they piss me off. "herpa derp orange flag dont hit me"

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      02-25-2011 06:43 PM #127
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
      Buying a car at night and not seeing accident damage
      Do tell.
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      02-25-2011 07:00 PM #128
      People who ask "can you buff that out?" When the scratch is clearly all the way through the paint.. and the panel is dented in...

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      02-25-2011 08:08 PM #129
      people who call their cars "she".
      Quote Originally Posted by Pineapplegti ! View Post
      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-25-2011 08:37 PM #130
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
      people who call their cars "she".
      Agreed.

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      02-25-2011 10:47 PM #131
      Quote Originally Posted by ClaimJumper_GTI View Post
      Agreed.
      What about when something breaks? I find it much easier to blame her

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      02-26-2011 12:54 AM #132
      Quote Originally Posted by dOWa242 View Post

      Dimentia must go.
      Why? You get to meet new people all the time!

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      02-26-2011 08:20 AM #133
      Quote Originally Posted by iplayonice View Post
      Why? You get to meet new people all the time!
      haha that is sweet!

      MUST GO: OK, the in-laws inviting 35 people to enjoy one week of summer on their timeshare houseboat only designed to fit 8-10 comfortably, and the wife makes you go. No alcohol and lots of babies crying at night.
      Quote Originally Posted by Pineapplegti ! View Post
      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-26-2011 10:14 AM #134
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post

      MUST GO: OK, the in-laws inviting 35 people to enjoy one week of summer on their timeshare houseboat only designed to fit 8-10 comfortably, and the wife makes you go. No alcohol and lots of babies crying at night.
      The word of wizdum forbades of any consumption of alcohol.
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      02-26-2011 12:26 PM #135
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
      people who call their cars "she".
      My car has a woman's personality... We'd probably get married, but we're having too much fun being friends with benefits. She's awesome

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      02-26-2011 12:32 PM #136
      Quote Originally Posted by salteatervw View Post
      The word of wizdum forbades of any consumption of alcohol.
      Volkswagen's are my alcohol.
      Quote Originally Posted by Pineapplegti ! View Post
      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-26-2011 12:53 PM #137
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post
      Volkswagen's are my alcohol.
      VWs don't fit on boats.
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      02-26-2011 09:10 PM #138
      Quote Originally Posted by iplayonice View Post
      Why? You get to meet new people all the time!
      Or in my moms case, you talk to/about people that have been dead for fifty years and think they're still alive.
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      02-27-2011 12:08 AM #139
      Quote Originally Posted by dOWa242 View Post
      Or in my moms case, you talk to/about people that have been dead for fifty years and think they're still alive.
      i thought that was old timers disease or alzheimers or whatever. gramps has that. he makes my invisible friends seem real

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      02-27-2011 12:13 AM #140
      fords that break down many times with in its 76k miles of its life. seriously ford your fcuking 6.0 litre motor is the BIGGEST PIECE OF ISHT EVER
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