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    1. 02-16-2011 05:09 PM #71
      Morning wood.

      I mean really, what the hell are you gonna do with that at 5am in the morning?
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      02-16-2011 05:14 PM #72
      Quote Originally Posted by ClaimJumper_GTI View Post
      Checkmate. Damn this game is hard.
      Jenga.
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      02-16-2011 05:15 PM #73
      Touche.

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      02-16-2011 05:18 PM #74
      Quote Originally Posted by salteatervw View Post
      Jenga.
      Uno.

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      02-16-2011 05:22 PM #75
      Things that must GO:

      Your father in law who thinks you should open a salvage yard because of all the used cars in your back yard.
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      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-16-2011 05:25 PM #76
      Quote Originally Posted by zukgod1 View Post
      Morning wood.

      I mean really, what the hell are you gonna do with that at 5am in the morning?
      if you have to ask this question you lead a sad, sad life my friend.
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      You punched a girl and didn't knock her out? Puss.

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      02-16-2011 05:25 PM #77
      SNOW, when you really want to work on your car outside.
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      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-16-2011 05:30 PM #78
      adam is a legitimate racist.
      She know me from that no hands, but imma need her to use no teeth.

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      02-16-2011 05:39 PM #79
      Quote Originally Posted by dash cunning View Post
      adam is a legitimate racist.
      Jace just saved this thread.
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    10. 02-16-2011 05:41 PM #80
      Quote Originally Posted by vegaspassat View Post
      if you have to ask this question you lead a sad, sad life my friend.


      17 years of marriage.

      Enough said?
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      02-16-2011 05:47 PM #81
      Quote Originally Posted by zukgod1 View Post

      Enough said?
      yup
      Quote, originally posted by Mr. Rabboto »
      You punched a girl and didn't knock her out? Puss.

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      02-16-2011 05:49 PM #82
      Quote Originally Posted by dash cunning View Post
      adam is a legitimate racist.
      He's also a legitimate sex offender
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      You punched a girl and didn't knock her out? Puss.

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      02-16-2011 05:49 PM #83
      Quote Originally Posted by zukgod1 View Post
      17 years of marriage.

      Enough said?
      sucks to be you...my wife rapes me on a regular basis...I never worry about morning wood, as she is always polishing it to a fine gloss.



      and this after nearly 22 years of marriage.
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      02-16-2011 05:51 PM #84
      Quote Originally Posted by .LSinLV. View Post
      sucks to be you...my wife rapes me on a regular basis...I never worry about morning wood, as she is always polishing it to a fine gloss.



      and this after nearly 22 years of marriage.
      ew.
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      02-16-2011 05:52 PM #85
      Quote Originally Posted by gtimakesmebroke View Post
      ew.
      ha! you're not even married and I get it more and bettar than you!

      shall I post picks?!?!?

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      02-16-2011 05:54 PM #86
      Quote Originally Posted by zukgod1 View Post
      17 years of marriage.

      Enough said?
      "I'm already pregnant, so we don't have to do that anymore"- My EX wife............on our wedding night.
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      02-16-2011 05:56 PM #87
      Quote Originally Posted by Newbomb View Post
      "I'm already pregnant, so we don't have to do that anymore"- My EX wife............on our wedding night.
      damn dude
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      You punched a girl and didn't knock her out? Puss.

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      02-16-2011 06:15 PM #88
      that morning wood topic went for quite a while. Good job Dan!

      People slamming on their brakes in the fast lane when someone got pulled over on the right shoulder.
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      100 mph are you serious ???

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      02-16-2011 06:23 PM #89
      Honda heads flowing better than VW heads.

      Why did VW do undersquare engines?
      Quote Originally Posted by Pineapplegti ! View Post
      100 mph are you serious ???

    20. 02-16-2011 06:37 PM #90
      Quote Originally Posted by .LSinLV. View Post
      she is always polishing it to a fine gloss.



      and this after nearly 22 years of marriage.


      Now there is a mental image I could have done without.
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      02-16-2011 07:03 PM #91
      Someone driving in the lane left of you that decides to cut in front of you to be first in line waiting at a red light, in the very right hand lane when you need to make a right

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      02-17-2011 02:48 AM #92
      Quote Originally Posted by Newbomb View Post
      "I'm already pregnant, so we don't have to do that anymore"- My EX wife............on our wedding night.
      LOL - i know the feeling... that's why it's time for me to be a free agent again.


      Quote Originally Posted by zukgod1

      Morning wood.

      I mean really, what the hell are you gonna do with that at 5am in the morning?
      Beat it.

      Wish i still had wet dreams... way less effort - only cleanup. Briefs to bed = no muss, no fuss.

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      02-17-2011 08:09 PM #93
      The way your pee smells after you eat asparagus.

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      02-17-2011 08:37 PM #94
      Quote Originally Posted by ClaimJumper_GTI View Post
      The way your pee smells after you eat asparagus.
      Seconded for strong coffee.
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      02-17-2011 08:50 PM #95
      the following words:

      epic
      stance
      hellaflush
      hella in general

      also, "hater" in ANY form. please no more:

      " haters" or "haters gonna hate"

      seriously.
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      02-17-2011 10:10 PM #96
      Quote Originally Posted by gtimakesmebroke View Post
      the following words:

      epic
      stance
      hellaflush
      hella in general

      also, "hater" in ANY form. please no more:

      " haters" or "haters gonna hate"

      seriously.
      What an Epic list you hater!
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      02-17-2011 10:14 PM #97
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      02-17-2011 10:22 PM #98
      Quote Originally Posted by gtimakesmebroke View Post
      the following words:

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      02-17-2011 10:40 PM #99
      Quote Originally Posted by .LSinLV. View Post
      sucks to be you...my wife rapes me on a regular basis...I never worry about morning wood, as she is always polishing it to a fine gloss.



      and this after nearly 22 years of marriage.

      how much does this cost?
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      02-17-2011 10:49 PM #100
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      how much does this cost?
      More then you can afford pal. Wife.

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      02-18-2011 12:15 AM #101
      Quote Originally Posted by Mat_16V View Post
      how much does this cost?
      Your life. That's why it's "'Till death...."
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      You punched a girl and didn't knock her out? Puss.

    32. 02-18-2011 12:20 AM #102
      Quote Originally Posted by syncrogti View Post

      People slamming on their brakes in the fast lane when someone got pulled over on the right shoulder.
      Amen! They actually slow down to below the speed limit, as if the cop is going to run from the persons parked car to catch a new person speeding. I'll add a couple to that...1. People that feel the need to rush over to the left lane as soon as they get on the freeway even though the other lanes are wide open.
      2. People getting into the carpool lane even when the freeway is wide open.
      3. Mazda 3 drivers....guess what guys, its not a race car and it's not fast (encountered two of these said drivers at the same time today on the way home from work)
      4. Wives that have sex with their husbands all the time.....it makes the rest of us feel bad.

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      02-18-2011 12:40 AM #103
      Quote Originally Posted by Punchdance View Post
      4. Wives that have sex with their husbands all the time.....it makes the rest of us feel bad.
      What's wrong with that?
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      02-18-2011 02:31 AM #104
      Quote Originally Posted by salteatervw View Post
      What's wrong with that?
      the wives part.
      She know me from that no hands, but imma need her to use no teeth.

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      02-18-2011 11:04 AM #105
      Quote Originally Posted by dash cunning View Post
      the wives part.
      oh, I only have one wife.
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