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    Thread: The Official "Funny Things People Have Said About Your VW"

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      05-19-2011 06:52 PM #701
      this is more of a funny story about my 95 jetta. this is the convo between me and the girl im dating at the time

      me: so do you like my jetta a lot?
      girl:yeah i really do. its pretty awesome
      me: i know..
      girl:huh? how do you know?
      me: the jetta gets b!tches
      girl: *slap*
      Me: just sayin lol
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      What's not to understand? It was a track/auto-x thing that we stole and rocked it daily like a bunch of retards.

      I mean... c'mon... it's the MK3 forums.

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      05-19-2011 06:58 PM #702
      Last night...

      Friend: Why does your car smell like weed and Lysol?
      Me: Because I smoked weed and sprayed Lysol...
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Euro View Post
      ooh I like that, thanks for the snap

      and DON'T GO LOOK UP BLUE WAFFLE, people
      My car is blue, and I'm Belgian. Blue Waffle. That's all it means. Honest!

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      05-19-2011 08:16 PM #703
      Quote Originally Posted by SlayStation View Post
      Last night...

      Friend: Why does your car smell like weed and Lysol?
      Me: Because I smoked weed and sprayed Lysol...
      first time I laughed about this thread in a while
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      .....remind me not to IM anyone about anything important past 8pm on a Friday night.

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      05-19-2011 08:16 PM #704
      Quote Originally Posted by SlayStation View Post
      Last night...

      Friend: Why does your car smell like weed and Lysol?
      Me: Because I smoked weed and sprayed Lysol...
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      How about no, Chauncey.
      Quote Originally Posted by MrSavvy View Post
      I'd tell that ho to gtfo my roof.
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      05-19-2011 08:39 PM #705
      Quote Originally Posted by SlayStation View Post
      Last night...

      Friend: Why does your car smell like weed and Lysol?
      Me: Because I smoked weed and sprayed Lysol...


      first time i've laughed at this thread in a while, well done sir

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      05-19-2011 09:00 PM #706
      my one friend said in reference to my car:

      "looks like a nazi sled with an intercooler"


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      05-19-2011 10:27 PM #707
      Quote Originally Posted by hegman View Post
      girl: i cant get in your car where are your door handles?
      me: i dont have any
      girl: what happened to them?
      me:they fell off from going so fast
      girl: oh ok
      this has happened many times half the time they believe it
      haha
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      05-19-2011 10:51 PM #708
      [QUOTE=Henni;70861126]Crub is quoted from a legendary thread from a few years ago. Here. I will help you.

      http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...highlight=crub


      What an epic thread lol
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      05-19-2011 11:19 PM #709
      ive gotten

      "o wow you got a VW, must be great on gas"
      and
      "man that thing sounds awesome, sounds like a mustang with a cam"

      its a vr6 with borla

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      05-19-2011 11:38 PM #710
      Quote Originally Posted by SlayStation View Post
      Last night...

      Friend: Why does your car smell like weed and Lysol?
      Me: Because I smoked weed and sprayed Lysol...
      yep i just S.O.L (screamed out loud)
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      Plastidip the world.

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      05-20-2011 12:11 AM #711
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Euro View Post
      ooh I like that, thanks for the snap

      and DON'T GO LOOK UP BLUE WAFFLE, people
      My car is blue, and I'm Belgian. Blue Waffle. That's all it means. Honest!

    12. 05-20-2011 12:41 AM #712
      Quote Originally Posted by oakdub View Post
      lot of and downhill progress in this thread.

      real story here:

      saw this super hot chick driving a golf one day and i totally gave her thumbs up. she followed me to a local Starbucks and then parked beside me. i told her we should go for coffee so we did. we discussed how she was going to turbo her 24v vr6 and how she wants to notch her frame because shes not low enough. all of a sudden the fire alarm went off. Opened the door, get on the floor and everybody walk the dinosaur.
      haha now this is funny



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      05-20-2011 12:43 AM #713
      my coils sit uninstalled due to work/school timing. friend from work owns slammed mk2 gli,he just picked up new set of these super low coils. responds to a photo of my ever growing parts pile on facebook..
      "Get off your lazy ass and install them then. Your done with finals this week so if your ****s still 4x4 status by the end of next week I will have to repo your car. I don't expect you to be anywhere near as low as me, but at least you can so is try haha." .. quoted sucha nice kid haha

      "this has a v6?!"
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      05-20-2011 12:48 AM #714
      Quote Originally Posted by SlayStation View Post
      Last night...

      Friend: Why does your car smell like weed and Lysol?
      Me: Because I smoked weed and sprayed Lysol...
      finally something funny

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      05-20-2011 03:06 AM #715
      Quote Originally Posted by SlayStation View Post
      Last night...

      Friend: Why does your car smell like weed and Lysol?
      Me: Because I smoked weed and sprayed Lysol...


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      05-20-2011 11:33 AM #716
      lmao

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      05-26-2011 01:19 AM #717
      my car is for sale and a lady just called asking me if she can take a look at my jetta (i drive a gti) this weekend... then asked why does it look lower than the rest and is my magnaflow exhaust loud (well duh)
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      05-26-2011 01:23 AM #718
      "your volvo wagon is so cute"



      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      How about no, Chauncey.
      Quote Originally Posted by MrSavvy View Post
      I'd tell that ho to gtfo my roof.
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      05-26-2011 01:29 AM #719
      I recently swapped my old gti front end for a Jetta front end. They're different colors reflex front and t-red everything else.

      Everyone that sees my car: "What did you do to your car?"
      Me: "I swapped a jetta front onto it, currently under construction."
      Everyone: "Oh I really like how it's red and silver."
      me:
      Hi.

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      05-26-2011 08:09 PM #720
      Quote Originally Posted by i3rent View Post
      I recently swapped my old gti front end for a Jetta front end. They're different colors reflex front and t-red everything else.

      Everyone that sees my car: "What did you do to your car?"
      Me: "I swapped a jetta front onto it, currently under construction."
      Everyone: "Oh I really like how it's red and silver."
      me:
      Noooooooooo!

      Why did you do that?
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Euro View Post
      ooh I like that, thanks for the snap

      and DON'T GO LOOK UP BLUE WAFFLE, people
      My car is blue, and I'm Belgian. Blue Waffle. That's all it means. Honest!

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      05-27-2011 03:35 AM #721
      Quote Originally Posted by SlayStation View Post
      Noooooooooo!

      Why did you do that?
      Because he's not down with the fr00t loopz.
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      05-27-2011 04:37 AM #722
      other: your polo awesome dude...

      me: its a golf man...

      other: i think polo is same as golf..

      me: ..... (leave em alone, dumb ass)

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      05-27-2011 08:24 AM #723
      Quote Originally Posted by cubedfreek View Post
      Because he's not down with the fr00t loopz.
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr Euro View Post
      ooh I like that, thanks for the snap

      and DON'T GO LOOK UP BLUE WAFFLE, people
      My car is blue, and I'm Belgian. Blue Waffle. That's all it means. Honest!

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      05-27-2011 09:19 AM #724
      my brother got once from his gf hearing the turbo whistle. "what is that noise?! is that nos?"

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      05-27-2011 02:08 PM #725
      Went to the dealership the other day to buy a Jetta for my gf. Walked in an spoke to the salesman and we went for a test drive.
      While in the car he explained everything and the features it has. I told him its ok I have a VW.
      My girl really liked the car, and as soon as we pulled in the salesman said.

      Salesman: So what did you think?
      Me: Its not bad has low miles and price is good, plus we really want another VW.
      Salesman: Thats good what car do you have now?
      Me: "pointed to my MKV GTI"
      Salesman: Thats a good looking car, I just sold one of those last week, its a honda fit right?
      Me: Handed the keys back , and said no sale bud.
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