I identify with almost everything in this thread. And since it's 11pm, I can't wait to go to bed to wake up in the morning to do it all over again.
I know people who buy those expensive ones everyday that money adds up pretty quick when you paying 5$+ sometimes twice a day.
I buy my beans and not the fair trade kind, mine need to be picked by people making a quarter a day. I find it gives them extra character and flavor. Then grind them and have a french press that makes a perfect two cups.
I love coffee
Last edited by mavric_ac; 04-01-2011 at 06:49 AM.
stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
And staying on topic (is that allowed in OT?) I cannot help but dookie multiple times a day. Lactose intolerance, plus roughage will do that to you.
Seriously, i've had coffee-wee, but then again... i also get Honey Nut Cheerios pee. True story.
As for dropping Bieber at the pool, coffee only occasionally does that for me. My brother on the other hand... the second he smells it brewing - his bowels start brewing.
"We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"
Oh, I meant to add that Peets has a huge roasting factory 1/4 mile from my office, when the wind is just right it smells focking fantastic outside. Just add cream and sugar. Too bad I can't drink it anymore
Last edited by Row1Rich; 04-01-2011 at 03:58 PM.
When you have ADD, stimulants slow you down, that's why all those wacky college kids take Addorall to stay up all night.
It's not so much that caffeine makes me drowsy as it make me crash hard shortly after. For 5-10 minutes after consumption I'll get the "buzz" but for the rest of the day I'll be drowsy, lethargic, quivery, and just down right unmotivated. Sleepy was probably not the best way to describe it, "unplugged" would probably be more accurate.
Which is why, while I like coffee, I have it on only -rare- occasions. I tend to drink tea instead, it seems to soothe the savage beast that is my GI tract.
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."
Sometimes it does. If i have an empty stomach in the morning it gives me some serious cramps once in a while, but like a dummy i keep drinking it. Just now my morning coffee pushed out yesterday's menu choices with a quickness.
And back to my pot o' coffee i go. Good day chaps!
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The other night, I was having over this hot blonde.
THE hot blonde I've been trying to land for awhile. About 10 minutes before arrival I let out the biggest fart that I swear the neighbors heard across the street. As I laugh hysterically at my achievement, near the end I said "UH OH!"
A sneaky f*cker too. Thank God, I had clean sheets. I rushed to changed sheets while on crutches so hottie would never know. They I managed to take a giant dump, along with a quick shower, just in the nick of time...stressful.
Only does it to me if i've had oatmeal or some other type of hot thick bfast. I blame it on the coffee when i go at work, but really its just an old habit from hating my job at fred meyer.
My bro does it too, we call it One-Man Business Meetings.
Seeing a gastro doc soon. Hoping they can help.