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      03-31-2011 04:08 PM #26
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      03-31-2011 04:19 PM #27
      oh yea. My work washroom is overrun by the loudest and rancid symphony of coffee ****ting i've ever come across. It's disgusting yet hilarious.

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      03-31-2011 04:19 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
      no no.....color is fine, nice and healthy. it just STINKS like coffee. I attribute this to the fact I drink it black. If I have a latte or cut it with milk, the stink goes away.
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      Now asparagus is another story. I've had my pee stink only 5 MINUTES after eating it
      I DO THE SAME THING! EVERYTIME!
      Why doesn't our bodies process coffee and asparagus STINKS it up in no time.

      Once I had to see my PO (damned bar fight) and I had a strong coffee right before. She literally gagged at the smell of coffeepiss. I wasn't tested again for SEVERAL months
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      03-31-2011 04:19 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
      no no.....color is fine, nice and healthy. it just STINKS like coffee. I attribute this to the fact I drink it black. If I have a latte or cut it with milk, the stink goes away.
      oh ok lol. never had that happen before. the only thing that affects the pee stank is asparagus. i almost don't like it just because of the stink. ****in rancid.

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      03-31-2011 04:22 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      Once I had to see my PO (damned bar fight) and I had a strong coffee right before. She literally gagged at the smell of coffeepiss. I wasn't tested again for SEVERAL months
      Sounds like a great pro-tip.

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      03-31-2011 06:06 PM #31
      I take a sip and have to sh*t. One sip in, I'm sh*tting.
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      03-31-2011 06:12 PM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I take a sip and have to sh*t. One sip in, I'm sh*tting.
      So if I was going to open a coffee shop I should name it "Sip-n-Sh*t?"
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      03-31-2011 06:15 PM #33
      I call my morning coffee "Poop Lube".

      I can crap without it, but without coffee, I'll also end up with a raging headache at about noon, so why poke the hornet's nest?
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      03-31-2011 06:41 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by a3lad View Post
      i drink coffee several times a day...

      coffee scented pee? what is this i dont even....
      Seriously, you've never had coffee pee?

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      03-31-2011 06:45 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by Mk1ller View Post
      So if I was going to open a coffee shop I should name it "Sip-n-Sh*t?"
      Sit. Sip. Sh*t.

      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      I call my morning coffee "Poop Lube".

      I can crap without it, but without coffee, I'll also end up with a raging headache at about noon, so why poke the hornet's nest?

      Your headache is probably from caffeine withdrawal. Happens to me sometimes.
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      03-31-2011 06:47 PM #36
      I don't drink coffee, and I **** plenty, thankyouverymuch.
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      03-31-2011 07:18 PM #37
      coffee on its own doesnt make me poop. but if i drank the night before, its go time after im done with the cup.

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      03-31-2011 07:39 PM #38
      I'm very glad that I hate coffee. Saves money, too.

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      03-31-2011 07:41 PM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      I'm very glad that I hate coffee. Saves money, too.
      Get off my lawn, you dirty beanist!
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      03-31-2011 08:02 PM #40
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Get off my lawn, you dirty beanist!
      Hey, i love the beans.... if they're covered with dark chocolate....


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      03-31-2011 11:07 PM #41
      I identify with almost everything in this thread. And since it's 11pm, I can't wait to go to bed to wake up in the morning to do it all over again.

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      04-01-2011 01:02 AM #43
      I'm lactose intolerant and likely have IBS. Blinking and breathing makes me need to #2. Quickly.

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      04-01-2011 03:28 AM #44
      as soon as I drink it I need a bathroom...I usually don't even get all the way through the cup

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      04-01-2011 06:08 AM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Your headache is most definitely from caffeine withdrawal.
      FTFY.
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      04-01-2011 06:41 AM #46
      Yes.

      And i happen to be in the middle of drinking my morning 3/4 of a pot right now. Before I walk out the door for work, I'll be a little lighter
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      04-01-2011 06:46 AM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post
      I'm very glad that I hate coffee. Saves money, too.
      i refuse to buy coffee at coffee shops. Screw paying 5$ for a coffee with some fruity name

      I know people who buy those expensive ones everyday that money adds up pretty quick when you paying 5$+ sometimes twice a day.

      I buy my beans and not the fair trade kind, mine need to be picked by people making a quarter a day. I find it gives them extra character and flavor. Then grind them and have a french press that makes a perfect two cups.

      I love coffee
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      04-01-2011 08:34 AM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post
      I buy my beans and not the fair trade kind, mine need to be picked by people making a quarter a day. I find it gives them extra character and flavor.
      Yeah - that extra 'flavor' is a special ingredient from the pissed off laborers. I buy fair trade whole bean style and frech press on the weekend. Drip during the week, sometimes cream and sugar, sometimes none, depends on the mood.

      And staying on topic (is that allowed in OT?) I cannot help but dookie multiple times a day. Lactose intolerance, plus roughage will do that to you.
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    24. 04-01-2011 09:19 AM #49
      dropping a deuce right now. I love laptops.

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      04-01-2011 09:28 AM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Seriously, you've never had coffee pee?
      i never noticed such thing.. could be i dont necessarily make additional effort in surveying aromas while taking a sh!t, maybe the coffee pee scent is masked by the smells emanating from my ass and the turds accumulating below it in the bowl. perhaps i should attempt to split up the pee & poo events so i can witness such thing..

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