Why is it that, when something bad happens, somebody always says "Keep your loved ones close, everybody." What the **** does that even mean? What am I supposed to do, keep tabs on everybody I know? Give everybody more hugs just so I can say, at their funeral, that I got in a last backslapper? Just sort of worry, formlessly, that something is going to happen and act all clingy with them until they tell me to go the **** away? What's the deal here?