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    Thread: This is the god damn RANT thread.

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      04-01-2011 01:45 PM #26
      I am sick of my wife's incessant rambling about Phish and their latest festival. If the band died in a bus crash tomorrow I would not shed a tear.
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      04-01-2011 01:46 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by abawp View Post
      "However" has 3 syllables while "that said" is two one-syllable words
      Exactly, if I say "that said" it's 1 less syllable, hence the reason to not say "how-ev-er."

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      04-01-2011 01:48 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      You little skanks better get angry quick.
      Why?

      Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
      Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
      We-we-we so excited
      We so excited
      We gonna have a ball today

      Tomorrow is Saturday
      And Sunday comes after...wards

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      04-01-2011 01:49 PM #29
      Also, coupon is pronounced "coo-pon," not "queue-pon." Freaks.
      Now go get your shinebox

    5. 04-01-2011 01:49 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      I hate how its cool to be a shameless, self-promoting nerd nowadays. TwitFace/Apple gayPhones/Apple gayPads have turned everyone into attention-deficit, overly e-social, attention-hungry, trendy, gadget-obsesed app-whore "like button" pressing ****ing geeks.

      **** you. Go outside, get a hobby, DO SOMETHING. Nerd.
      Where's the 'like' button for this post?
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      04-01-2011 01:51 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by McBee View Post
      Where's the 'like' button for this post?


      Now go get your shinebox

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      04-01-2011 01:52 PM #32
      That small, but important part on your car is a brake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is not a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I've seen ^that one almost every blasted day for the past two weeks.

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      04-01-2011 01:53 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by kamzcab86 View Post
      That small, but important part on your car is a brake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is not a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I've seen ^that one almost every blasted day for the past two weeks.

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      04-01-2011 01:55 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by abawp View Post
      I can almost understand that since cultures are going to blend what with the information age being what it is. My issue is I don't think people use the phrase "that said" correctly, and they sound like buffoons because of it (to me).
      They still use knackered wrong amongst other words.

      I also hate corporate lingo like:

      Moving forward.
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      04-01-2011 01:56 PM #35
      it's never going to get warm again.
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      04-01-2011 01:58 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      Why?

      Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
      Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
      We-we-we so excited
      We so excited
      We gonna have a ball today

      Tomorrow is Saturday
      And Sunday comes after...wards
      Then I guess you don't have to rush. You have the whole weekend, weekend, weekend, to get angry, angry, angry.

      Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Carcinogen View Post
      I am sick of my wife's incessant rambling about Phish and their latest festival. If the band died in a bus crash tomorrow I would not shed a tear.

      And there's another one...

      Do you know why I don't listen to the same music as you?
      BECAUSE I DON'T F**KING LIKE IT.

      Stop trying to get me to listen to rap. It's sh*t...all of it. It wasn't always sh*t, but it certainly is now.

      I don't hate it because I'm white, I don't hate it because I'm from the suburbs (Actually I'm breaking the stereotype of being a white suburban male that doesn't like rap music) I hate it because its all about retarded sh*t. RIMZ CARZ CLOZE BITCHES HOES GUNZ KNIVES. Great...you were born into violence and crime, apparently your only option is to glamorize it.

      Ever since Jay-Z has been around, he should be the only one hip-hop/rap 'artists' should be striving to be like.

      "Swagger" is a dumb f**king word. Stop singing about it. As a matter of fact, Rappers: Stop making up words. You can't spell or pronounce our current words, so stop making up your own.

      ***And really, if you don't agree with me, I don't care. Don't tell me you don't agree with me. I'm aware people disagree with sentiments like this. I do not need to be told.***

      RANT =/= Cry for help so I can be educated.


      Stop trying to get me to listen to this band with one guy and one girl, stop trying to get me to listen to Arcade Fire...I've heard them. If I wanted to listen to them, I'm free to do so. I have as much as a right to NOT listen to them as they have a right to have NINETEEN F**KING people in their band. Ok?


      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      Also, coupon is pronounced "coo-pon," not "queue-pon." Freaks.
      Yes. Thank you. Whoever started 'queue pon' should have their tongue cut out, swiped through their ass crack and then re-attached.
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    12. 04-01-2011 01:59 PM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by VR6GTI72 View Post
      They still use knackered wrong amongst other words.

      I also hate corporate lingo like:

      Moving forward.
      Work your variances.
      don't forget:

      They're not problems, they're opportunities.
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      04-01-2011 02:10 PM #38
      I hate it when people park in the fire lane RIGHT in front of the Starbucks when there are 10 open parking spaces 25 feet away. They are usually women in a Lexus SUV or other expensive ride and dressed for the tennis club. The big yellow letters that say "NO PARKING" right in front of the store must not apply to THEM. How lazy can you get. It seems they feel that if they lock the doors, put on the flashers and leave it running they "aren't really parking"! I have a small sense of compassion if they are ordering a regular coffee to go that is handed to you while you pay. But more times than not they are usually ordering a fancy drink that requires some time. Today this guy parks his beater Jeep with a sling top in the fire lane (it WAS raining/snowing after all!). He was dressed in his camo jacket and red wing boots. The foam on the cappuccino is that he orders a non fat whatever and a breakfast sandwich. He was probably in the store for 15 minutes.

      I hate it when people stand in line talking on their cellphones (typically on a gay bluetooth ear piece) at regular conversation volume. I don't want to listen to you complain about how much the dry cleaner cost or that you need to get your NCAA bracket in before noon. Hang up the phone until you get back in your car!
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      04-01-2011 02:16 PM #39
      Also,

      People that keep in a bluetooth earpiece at all times. You don't look cool, you're not important, you're just gay.

      Which reminds me,

      People that get all ****ing butthurt when somebody says something is "gay." Quit your bitchin, remove the tampon from your anus.
      Now go get your shinebox

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      04-01-2011 02:18 PM #40
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      04-01-2011 02:19 PM #41
      Oh, and also...I really hate when I can't find the god damn things I was looking for.


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      04-01-2011 02:22 PM #42
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Oh, and also...I really hate when I can't find the god damn things I was looking for.
      Or if those really were the droids you were looking for and ushered them along as if they weren't


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      04-01-2011 02:22 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      People that get all ****ing butthurt when somebody says something is "gay." Quit your bitchin, remove the tampon from your anus.
      hell yea, let out all that repressed homosexuality.

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      04-01-2011 02:25 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by VR6GTI72 View Post
      I also hate corporate lingo like:

      Moving forward.
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      F*** that, it's my day off.
      Everybody's dying, bitch; let's get you some fruit.

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      04-01-2011 02:27 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by rlsib16 View Post
      hell yea, let out all that repressed homosexuality.
      See?! ****.
      Now go get your shinebox

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      04-01-2011 02:29 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      People that keep in a bluetooth earpiece at all times. You don't look cool, you're not important, you're just gay.
      They actually prefer that you call it, "On the Down Low".
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      04-01-2011 02:31 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      They actually prefer that you call it, "On the Down Low".
      Only if they're in the closet and black.
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      My god...this thread is pure homosexual excellence.

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      04-01-2011 02:33 PM #48
      Girls are indecisive, immature, stupid, rash, and crazy. That's about it.

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      04-01-2011 02:33 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
      you guys should follow me on Twitter. I do a good bit of Ranting on there.

      Yesterday when I was at the Supermarket : "The stupid C in front of me has a coupon for EVERY DAMN ITEM, it's causing computer issues, pay for your damn Similac already."
      It's a program for family's who don't make enough money. The cashier was the one who was retarded.

      And I hate whenever a cashier doesn't know how to do the things a cashier should know how to do (I.E Counting money)
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      04-01-2011 02:33 PM #50
      Today is a good day.

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