This is the god damn RANT thread.

[TheDarkEnergist]

Why?

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards

Then I guess you don't have to rush. You have the whole weekend, weekend, weekend, to get angry, angry, angry.

I am sick of my wife's incessant rambling about Phish and their latest festival. If the band died in a bus crash tomorrow I would not shed a tear.

And there's another one...

Do you know why I don't listen to the same music as you?
BECAUSE I DON'T F**KING LIKE IT.

Stop trying to get me to listen to rap. It's sh*t...all of it. It wasn't always sh*t, but it certainly is now.

I don't hate it because I'm white, I don't hate it because I'm from the suburbs (Actually I'm breaking the stereotype of being a white suburban male that doesn't like rap music) I hate it because its all about retarded sh*t. RIMZ CARZ CLOZE BITCHES HOES GUNZ KNIVES. Great...you were born into violence and crime, apparently your only option is to glamorize it.

Ever since Jay-Z has been around, he should be the only one hip-hop/rap 'artists' should be striving to be like.

"Swagger" is a dumb f**king word. Stop singing about it. As a matter of fact, Rappers: Stop making up words. You can't spell or pronounce our current words, so stop making up your own.

***And really, if you don't agree with me, I don't care. Don't tell me you don't agree with me. I'm aware people disagree with sentiments like this. I do not need to be told.***

RANT =/= Cry for help so I can be educated.


Stop trying to get me to listen to this band with one guy and one girl, stop trying to get me to listen to Arcade Fire...I've heard them. If I wanted to listen to them, I'm free to do so. I have as much as a right to NOT listen to them as they have a right to have NINETEEN F**KING people in their band. Ok?

Also, coupon is pronounced "coo-pon," not "queue-pon." Freaks.

Yes. Thank you. Whoever started 'queue pon' should have their tongue cut out, swiped through their ass crack and then re-attached.

[NyteGTI]

They still use knackered wrong amongst other words.

I also hate corporate lingo like:

Moving forward.
Work your variances.

don't forget:

They're not problems, they're opportunities.
lean six sigma
root cause
etc.

[bigtavo]

I hate it when people park in the fire lane RIGHT in front of the Starbucks when there are 10 open parking spaces 25 feet away. They are usually women in a Lexus SUV or other expensive ride and dressed for the tennis club. The big yellow letters that say "NO PARKING" right in front of the store must not apply to THEM. How lazy can you get. It seems they feel that if they lock the doors, put on the flashers and leave it running they "aren't really parking"! I have a small sense of compassion if they are ordering a regular coffee to go that is handed to you while you pay. But more times than not they are usually ordering a fancy drink that requires some time. Today this guy parks his beater Jeep with a sling top in the fire lane (it WAS raining/snowing after all!). He was dressed in his camo jacket and red wing boots. The foam on the cappuccino is that he orders a non fat whatever and a breakfast sandwich. He was probably in the store for 15 minutes.

I hate it when people stand in line talking on their cellphones (typically on a gay bluetooth ear piece) at regular conversation volume. I don't want to listen to you complain about how much the dry cleaner cost or that you need to get your NCAA bracket in before noon. Hang up the phone until you get back in your car!

[Señor Peligro]

Also,

People that keep in a bluetooth earpiece at all times. You don't look cool, you're not important, you're just gay.

Which reminds me,

People that get all ****ing butthurt when somebody says something is "gay." Quit your bitchin, remove the tampon from your anus.

[ThatsGoodT]

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[TheDarkEnergist]

Oh, and also...I really hate when I can't find the god damn things I was looking for.

[abawp]

Oh, and also...I really hate when I can't find the god damn things I was looking for.

Or if those really were the droids you were looking for and ushered them along as if they weren't

[rlsib16]

People that get all ****ing butthurt when somebody says something is "gay." Quit your bitchin, remove the tampon from your anus.

hell yea, let out all that repressed homosexuality.

[VarianceVQ]

I also hate corporate lingo like:

Moving forward.
Work your variances.

F*** that, it's my day off.

[Señor Peligro]

hell yea, let out all that repressed homosexuality.

See?! ****.

[Surf Green]

People that keep in a bluetooth earpiece at all times. You don't look cool, you're not important, you're just gay.

They actually prefer that you call it, "On the Down Low".

[CosmicTDI]

They actually prefer that you call it, "On the Down Low".

Only if they're in the closet and black.

[Ubel GLI]

Girls are indecisive, immature, stupid, rash, and crazy. That's about it.

[BradR3211]

you guys should follow me on Twitter. I do a good bit of Ranting on there.

Yesterday when I was at the Supermarket : "The stupid C in front of me has a coupon for EVERY DAMN ITEM, it's causing computer issues, pay for your damn Similac already."

It's a program for family's who don't make enough money. The cashier was the one who was retarded.

And I hate whenever a cashier doesn't know how to do the things a cashier should know how to do (I.E Counting money)

[ABAcabby]

Today is a good day.

[TheGreenspanator]

don't forget:

They're not problems, they're opportunities.
lean six sigma
root cause
etc.

PC Load Letter? WHAT THE **** DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!?!

[Sump]

People that get all ****ing butthurt when somebody says something is "gay." Quit your bitchin, remove the tampon from your anus.

People over 18 that use gay as an adjective. You're not a tween, and it's not 1999 anymore.

English is a diverse language, I'm sure there's a word that better fit to describe whatever you are describing.

[Señor Peligro]

People over 18 that use gay as an adjective. You're not a tween, and it's not 1999 anymore.

English is a diverse language, I'm sure there's a word that better fit to describe whatever you are describing.

What you just said? Gay.

[Sump]

What you just said? Gay.

[rlsib16]

you'll never get to Fancy CT without expanding your vocabulary.

[Señor Peligro]

I dunno, I'll never be able to erase that from my vocabulary, nor will anybody else that I know. Just very common around my neck of the woods. -shrug- I'm not interested in Fancy CT, taxes are too high, homes are too expensive, and it's mostly full of pretentious yuppie douches.

[Surf Green]

Only if they're in the closet and black.

Doesn't the Bluetooth confirm at least one of those?

[TheDarkEnergist]

What you just said? Gay.

What are the other choices?

Lame? People used to call other people who couldn't walk lame...so that's too offensive.

Queer? Well IMO queer is more insulting than gay. Gay used to mean, happy, glad, joyful. Queer used to mean weird, inexplicable....that's too offensive.

perhaps "I disapprove" is more appropriate here.

[McBee]

Apparently, the use of the word 'gay' has been bad enough that a commercial had to be made.

[TheDarkEnergist]

Apparently, the use of the word 'gay' has been bad enough that a commercial had to be made.

Wanda Sykes is just pissed because she came out of the closet and nobody gave a sh*t.

And Hillary Duff looks like a horse caught an extra chromosome.

[zukiphile]

Apparently, the use of the word 'gay' has been bad enough that a commercial had to be made.

When do we get a commercial about how annoying it is to tell other people how to speak?

Oh....wait.....

[silverzee]

Rant thread on a Friday? Save this shiat for Monday like a civilized person.



Today isn't my Friday.

[2.FOH!!]

Apparently, the use of the word 'gay' has been bad enough that a commercial had to be made.

That commercial is fancy.


See? That just doesn't have the same impact.

[McBee]

Wanda Sykes is just pissed because she came out of the closet and nobody gave a sh*t.

And Hillary Duff looks like a horse caught an extra chromosome.

I laughed when I first saw the commercial. I couldn't care less what people say. Although, this is right up there with the no texting and driving commercials, billboards, and advertisements; do people really need to be told that focusing on a small object that's very close to you might not be the best idea while driving?

Idiocracy seems to be unfolding in front of my eyes.

[Chris Stack]

Apparently, the use of the word 'gay' has been bad enough that a commercial had to be made.

I would ****punt Wanda Sykes so hard that her ancestors' molars would hurt.

[Sump]

I would ****punt Wanda Sykes so hard that her ancestors' molars would hurt.

Hate crime.

[10Ten]

"God damn" Rant thread. no problem.

"Focking Happy" Thread. not gonna happen.

[ABAcabby]

I hate how people are always talking about how certain foods affect them. Like " i just had some clam chowder for lunch. Probably a bad idea. Too much Dairy" Shut the **** up. It's just clam chowder you'll be fine.

[abawp]

"God damn" Rant thread. no problem.

"Focking Happy" Thread. not gonna happen.

2002. Nuff said

[TheDarkEnergist]

"God damn" Rant thread. no problem.

"Focking Happy" Thread. not gonna happen.

Yeah, look at the posters...

God damn rant thread OP: Angry man who has in the past and will continue to contribute either mediocre jokes, poignant philosophies, fantastic signatures, and knows enough about cars to hold his own.

Focking happy thread OP: Self centered child with the delusion that his e-antics are cheeky and fun. When in reality he is either universally hated, or largely ignored by the populous. Oh also, been banned a few times.