This is the god damn RANT thread.

[Sump]

Yeah, look at the posters...

Ok that's my rant. ****ing attention whores. Everyone knows the 2 people on this forum that are that. They are on total opposite ends of the spectrum but both want the same end goal. It pisses me off they can be banned and then just keep coming back and spamming threads/ derailing threads, and generally ruining the shot at decent discussion in most threads. Both try to play it off as 'haha you guys like it, luz". But actually if we were at a bar, I hit you in the face with a pool cue.

[zukiphile]

But actually if we were at a bar, I hit you in the face with a pool cue.

It's pronounce pool "coo".

Also, coupon is pronounced "coo-pon," not "queue-pon." Freaks.

[Roadkilled78]

Whoever started 'queue pon' should have their tongue cut out, swiped through their ass crack and then re-attached.

I don't know who started this (or if it is actually correct), but the only time I hear it is from the mennonites/pennsylvania dutch 'round these parts. They have one hell of an accent.

[Señor Peligro]

"Seer-up"
"Surr-up"



I go with "surr-up."

[GolfTango]

I detest having a she-boss. I've never had a woman manager that wasn't a moody, micromanaging, biatch. I love women, but I don't love them managing me.

I'm a Mexican American. I did well in school. I finished college. I've never abused the system or threw a race card down to get what I wanted in life...so I detest all the scum sucking, lazy ass, society leaching trash that surrounds me. This is not race targeted, because they come from all walks, but some races abuse it more than others Quit whining, complaining and blaming society for your problems.

[Señor Peligro]

You dook err jerrrbs.

[Chris16vRocco]

Yeah, look at the posters...

God damn rant thread OP: Angry man who has in the past and will continue to contribute either mediocre jokes, poignant philosophies, fantastic signatures, and knows enough about cars to hold his own.

Focking happy thread OP: Self centered child with the delusion that his e-antics are cheeky and fun. When in reality he is either universally hated, or largely ignored by the populous. Oh also, been banned a few times.

CHEEKY??!?!?!!? You're not ****ing British, you're from upstate NY!! Knock it off!

[turbinepowered]

I'm a Mexican American. I did well in school. I finished college. I've never abused the system or threw a race card down to get what I wanted in life...so I detest all the scum sucking, lazy ass, society leaching trash that surrounds me. This is not race targeted, because they come from all walks, but some races abuse it more than others Quit whining, complaining and blaming society for your problems.

This. Thank you. Thank you.

Dammit. Now I have nothing to rant about today.

[Cousin Eddie]

ITT a ****load of bitching like this:

[Time for a GTI]

[TheDarkEnergist]

ITT a ****load of bitching like this:

ITT: An unwelcome Canadian.

[bigtavo]

1 - I hate it when people say "I didn't know they made Deloreans in other colors besides silver"

2 - I hate it that they have braille on drive-thru ATM machines.

3 - I hate it when people people add redundant words to the end of abbreviations (see #2)

[winstonsmith84]

I would ****punt Wanda Sykes so hard that her ancestors' molars would hurt.

Massah gonna come at you for busting up his machinery n ****.

[Cousin Eddie]

ITT: An unwelcome Canadian.

Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.

[TheDarkEnergist]

Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.

Show me your papers or I'll show you how to take an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'

[NastyJettaNza]

They still use knackered wrong amongst other words.

I also hate corporate lingo like:

Moving forward.
Work your variances.

I was going to say this. I loathe that staatement. "Moving Forward" It is such a cop-out for higher ups to avoid problems. That just got my blood boiling.

[Cousin Eddie]

an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'

I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.

[Fritz27]

Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.

Yeah, go back to internet.ca which only features hockey, moose, maple syrup, and Tim Horton's. I'm deporting you from the good internet.

[TheDarkEnergist]

I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.

Oh, you!

[turbinepowered]

Show me your papers or I'll show you how to take an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'

I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.

Oh, you!

This, ladies and gentleman, is called "international foreplay"

[Gaki]

tl;dr.

[Cousin Eddie]

This, ladies and gentleman, is called "international foreplay"

Really? I always thought it was one of those exotic back massages (usually from an asian lady)???

[turbinepowered]

Really? I always thought it was one of those exotic back massages (usually from an asian lady)???

No no, that's a "Happy Ending" or a "Lucky Day"

[VR6GTI72]

Rappy ending or Rucky day?

[StayGold11]

TDE you needs a hug

[Chilledman]

This should be labled the sandy vag thread.

[VR6GTI72]

This should be labled the sandy vag thread.

Come on...Im sure you have one.

Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...

[4thTry]

Come on...Im sure you have one.

Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...

god that drives me nuts

[bpfoley]

I hate when people film the TV and turn it into a youtube video, and to top it off they can't seem to just rest the camera on the coffee table rather they are jittering the thing about inducing nausea. Sometimes I miss when only nerds used technology.

[Chilledman]

Come on...Im sure you have one.

Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...

That actually doesnt bother me oddly enought.

Ok I do have one for you lol

So I have the redeye / thinkflood product for my iphone ipad and itouch. Its to control your tv and such.

So I do the v2.5 update and it bricks my itouch , I also just got back from the apple store so my iphone4 now finally works.

Thank goodness I didnt update my ipad who knows what would of happend.

Now I have no tv remote at all.

What a bag of dicks is all I can say.

[Mr. Roloff]

My rant is that I'm kind of pissed that I have gone to fight for this country two times and see mother****ers like Westboro defame military funerals. Yet politicians back them as it is their First Amendment right.

Oh, you see that man/woman being put in the ground Mr./Ms. Politician? The man/woman you sent to war? Who are protecting these ****ers and allowing them to have First Amendment rights. What do they do? Call servicemembers ******s and terrorize the families of the deceased.

You have these Honor Guard guys on Harley Davidson's putting up a barrier so the families don't have to deal with it. But we all know what they want to do. Beat the **** out of them, without fear of being sued by some Bible thumpers, who are no better than the fundamentalist/radical Muslims we're fighting against.

Everybody is so forward about kicking ass and taking names all for Amurika....yarrrrr. 9/11 nevar forget and ****. But why not check these types of *******s? Because no single politician wants to be labeled as "that guy". And it is sad that my brothers and sisters can go mash somebody else up thousands of miles away but can't do so in our own country when disrespected.

Be mad at politicians or whoever else all you want, but don't ever disrespect the men and women who fight and die for you.

[StayGold11]

So I have the redeye / thinkflood product for my iphone ipad and itouch. Its to control your tv and such.



What a bag of dicks is all I can say.

Why do you have an iPad touch AND iPhone???
If you have an iPhone why do you need the other 2?

[Cousin Eddie]

Great, now **** just got real up in hurr....

It's like the offspring of Buzz Killington and Debbie Downer...

[Chilledman]

Why do you have an iPad touch AND iPhone???
If you have an iPhone why do you need the other 2?

Lol
Iphone4 for work
Itouch as a remote for the wife when i am not at home ( 1-2 nights a week for work)
Ipad - for work and surfing internets

[4thTry]

My rant is that I'm kind of pissed that I have gone to fight for this country two times and see mother****ers like Westboro defame military funerals. Yet politicians back them as it is their First Amendment right.

Oh, you see that man/woman being put in the ground Mr./Ms. Politician? The man/woman you sent to war? Who are protecting these ****ers and allowing them to have First Amendment rights. What do they do? Call servicemembers ******s and terrorize the families of the deceased.

You have these Honor Guard guys on Harley Davidson's putting up a barrier so the families don't have to deal with it. But we all know what they want to do. Beat the **** out of them, without fear of being sued by some Bible thumpers, who are no better than the fundamentalist/radical Muslims we're fighting against.

Everybody is so forward about kicking ass and taking names all for Amurika....yarrrrr. 9/11 nevar forget and ****. But why not check these types of *******s? Because no single politician wants to be labeled as "that guy". And it is sad that my brothers and sisters can go mash somebody else up thousands of miles away but can't do so in our own country when disrespected.

Be mad at politicians or whoever else all you want, but don't ever disrespect the men and women who fight and die for you.

you had me at hello