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    Thread: This is the god damn RANT thread.

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      04-01-2011 04:31 PM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Yeah, look at the posters...
      Ok that's my rant. ****ing attention whores. Everyone knows the 2 people on this forum that are that. They are on total opposite ends of the spectrum but both want the same end goal. It pisses me off they can be banned and then just keep coming back and spamming threads/ derailing threads, and generally ruining the shot at decent discussion in most threads. Both try to play it off as 'haha you guys like it, luz". But actually if we were at a bar, I hit you in the face with a pool cue.

    2. 04-01-2011 04:56 PM #72
      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      But actually if we were at a bar, I hit you in the face with a pool cue.
      It's pronounce pool "coo".

      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      Also, coupon is pronounced "coo-pon," not "queue-pon." Freaks.
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      04-01-2011 05:08 PM #73
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Whoever started 'queue pon' should have their tongue cut out, swiped through their ass crack and then re-attached.

      I don't know who started this (or if it is actually correct), but the only time I hear it is from the mennonites/pennsylvania dutch 'round these parts. They have one hell of an accent.

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      04-01-2011 05:11 PM #74
      "Seer-up"
      "Surr-up"



      I go with "surr-up."
      Now go get your shinebox

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      04-01-2011 05:27 PM #75
      I detest having a she-boss. I've never had a woman manager that wasn't a moody, micromanaging, biatch. I love women, but I don't love them managing me.

      I'm a Mexican American. I did well in school. I finished college. I've never abused the system or threw a race card down to get what I wanted in life...so I detest all the scum sucking, lazy ass, society leaching trash that surrounds me. This is not race targeted, because they come from all walks, but some races abuse it more than others Quit whining, complaining and blaming society for your problems.
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      04-01-2011 05:28 PM #76
      You dook err jerrrbs.
      Now go get your shinebox

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      04-01-2011 05:31 PM #77
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Yeah, look at the posters...

      God damn rant thread OP
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      Focking happy thread OP: Self centered child with the delusion that his e-antics are cheeky and fun. When in reality he is either universally hated, or largely ignored by the populous. Oh also, been banned a few times.
      CHEEKY??!?!?!!? You're not ****ing British, you're from upstate NY!! Knock it off!
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      04-01-2011 05:41 PM #78
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      I'm a Mexican American. I did well in school. I finished college. I've never abused the system or threw a race card down to get what I wanted in life...so I detest all the scum sucking, lazy ass, society leaching trash that surrounds me. This is not race targeted, because they come from all walks, but some races abuse it more than others Quit whining, complaining and blaming society for your problems.
      This. Thank you. Thank you.

      Dammit. Now I have nothing to rant about today.
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      04-01-2011 05:54 PM #79
      ITT a ****load of bitching like this:


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      04-01-2011 05:56 PM #80
      Scotch. It's time.

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      04-01-2011 05:59 PM #81
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      ITT a ****load of bitching like this:
      ITT: An unwelcome Canadian.
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      04-01-2011 06:03 PM #82
      1 - I hate it when people say "I didn't know they made Deloreans in other colors besides silver"

      2 - I hate it that they have braille on drive-thru ATM machines.

      3 - I hate it when people people add redundant words to the end of abbreviations (see #2)
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    13. 04-01-2011 06:07 PM #83
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      I would ****punt Wanda Sykes so hard that her ancestors' molars would hurt.
      Massah gonna come at you for busting up his machinery n ****.

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      04-01-2011 06:13 PM #84
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      ITT: An unwelcome Canadian.
      Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.

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      04-01-2011 06:15 PM #85
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.
      Show me your papers or I'll show you how to take an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'
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    16. 04-01-2011 06:21 PM #86
      Quote Originally Posted by VR6GTI72 View Post
      They still use knackered wrong amongst other words.

      I also hate corporate lingo like:

      Moving forward.
      Work your variances.
      I was going to say this. I loathe that staatement. "Moving Forward" It is such a cop-out for higher ups to avoid problems. That just got my blood boiling.

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      04-01-2011 06:25 PM #87
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'
      I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

      You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.

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      04-01-2011 06:26 PM #88
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.
      Yeah, go back to internet.ca which only features hockey, moose, maple syrup, and Tim Horton's. I'm deporting you from the good internet.

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      04-01-2011 06:45 PM #89
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

      You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.
      Oh, you!
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      04-01-2011 06:49 PM #90
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Show me your papers or I'll show you how to take an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

      You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.
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      Oh, you!
      This, ladies and gentleman, is called "international foreplay"
      Quote Originally Posted by zukiphile View Post
      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      04-01-2011 06:49 PM #91
      tl;dr.
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      A friend of mine is at law school at Gonzaga. He says Spokane is a real **** show. Florida of the Pacific Northwest...
      Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
      There was a separate petition for it. So no, I don't think Austin is the demographic in Texas looking to secede. But **** Austin anyways.

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      04-01-2011 06:53 PM #92
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      This, ladies and gentleman, is called "international foreplay"
      Really? I always thought it was one of those exotic back massages (usually from an asian lady)???

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      04-01-2011 06:54 PM #93
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Really? I always thought it was one of those exotic back massages (usually from an asian lady)???
      No no, that's a "Happy Ending" or a "Lucky Day"
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      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      04-01-2011 07:24 PM #94
      Rappy ending or Rucky day?
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      TDE you needs a hug
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      04-01-2011 07:46 PM #96
      This should be labled the sandy vag thread.

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      04-01-2011 07:56 PM #97
      Quote Originally Posted by Chilledman View Post
      This should be labled the sandy vag thread.
      Come on...Im sure you have one.

      Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...
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      04-01-2011 07:58 PM #98
      Quote Originally Posted by VR6GTI72 View Post
      Come on...Im sure you have one.

      Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...
      god that drives me nuts
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      04-01-2011 08:38 PM #99
      I hate when people film the TV and turn it into a youtube video, and to top it off they can't seem to just rest the camera on the coffee table rather they are jittering the thing about inducing nausea. Sometimes I miss when only nerds used technology.

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      04-01-2011 08:55 PM #100
      Quote Originally Posted by VR6GTI72 View Post
      Come on...Im sure you have one.

      Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...
      That actually doesnt bother me oddly enought.

      Ok I do have one for you lol

      So I have the redeye / thinkflood product for my iphone ipad and itouch. Its to control your tv and such.

      So I do the v2.5 update and it bricks my itouch , I also just got back from the apple store so my iphone4 now finally works.

      Thank goodness I didnt update my ipad who knows what would of happend.

      Now I have no tv remote at all.

      What a bag of dicks is all I can say.

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      04-01-2011 10:04 PM #101
      My rant is that I'm kind of pissed that I have gone to fight for this country two times and see mother****ers like Westboro defame military funerals. Yet politicians back them as it is their First Amendment right.

      Oh, you see that man/woman being put in the ground Mr./Ms. Politician? The man/woman you sent to war? Who are protecting these ****ers and allowing them to have First Amendment rights. What do they do? Call servicemembers ******s and terrorize the families of the deceased.

      You have these Honor Guard guys on Harley Davidson's putting up a barrier so the families don't have to deal with it. But we all know what they want to do. Beat the **** out of them, without fear of being sued by some Bible thumpers, who are no better than the fundamentalist/radical Muslims we're fighting against.

      Everybody is so forward about kicking ass and taking names all for Amurika....yarrrrr. 9/11 nevar forget and ****. But why not check these types of *******s? Because no single politician wants to be labeled as "that guy". And it is sad that my brothers and sisters can go mash somebody else up thousands of miles away but can't do so in our own country when disrespected.

      Be mad at politicians or whoever else all you want, but don't ever disrespect the men and women who fight and die for you.

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      04-01-2011 10:32 PM #102
      Quote Originally Posted by Chilledman View Post

      So I have the redeye / thinkflood product for my iphone ipad and itouch. Its to control your tv and such.



      What a bag of dicks is all I can say.
      Why do you have an iPad touch AND iPhone???
      If you have an iPhone why do you need the other 2?
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      04-01-2011 10:35 PM #103
      Great, now **** just got real up in hurr....

      It's like the offspring of Buzz Killington and Debbie Downer...

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      04-01-2011 11:25 PM #104
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      Why do you have an iPad touch AND iPhone???
      If you have an iPhone why do you need the other 2?
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      04-01-2011 11:37 PM #105
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Roloff View Post
      My rant is that I'm kind of pissed that I have gone to fight for this country two times and see mother****ers like Westboro defame military funerals. Yet politicians back them as it is their First Amendment right.

      Oh, you see that man/woman being put in the ground Mr./Ms. Politician? The man/woman you sent to war? Who are protecting these ****ers and allowing them to have First Amendment rights. What do they do? Call servicemembers ******s and terrorize the families of the deceased.

      You have these Honor Guard guys on Harley Davidson's putting up a barrier so the families don't have to deal with it. But we all know what they want to do. Beat the **** out of them, without fear of being sued by some Bible thumpers, who are no better than the fundamentalist/radical Muslims we're fighting against.

      Everybody is so forward about kicking ass and taking names all for Amurika....yarrrrr. 9/11 nevar forget and ****. But why not check these types of *******s? Because no single politician wants to be labeled as "that guy". And it is sad that my brothers and sisters can go mash somebody else up thousands of miles away but can't do so in our own country when disrespected.

      Be mad at politicians or whoever else all you want, but don't ever disrespect the men and women who fight and die for you.
      you had me at hello
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