"I know you are all about bringing the darkness..."
-The nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Also the best opening line to a pornographic film.
x2, much support to you mr. roloff
Rant: Everyone needs to shut the **** up, your marketing sucks, your commercials suck, everyone of those happy amica customers are ****ing actors, you'll save money by paying $3 less than the other company, and no hand jobs for free. WTF
Oh and customers who shop in retail stores, the absolute bottom of the barrel, lowest common denominator pieces of cod fish sex organs.... I don't even do sales and I dislike your group greatly.
And JLP, go do something with your life that doesn't involve vortex. You'll be the better for it.
And **** your horse, I've got a mazda protege outside.
I fired the Datsun up for its first run of spring today. And i'm sitting at a light and the guy in front of me in a rusted out early 90's extended cab chevy stepside, 4 colours of paint, a lop-sided body lift and blocks with mud tires revs his engine through his crooked dual exhaust pipes while looking in the mirror (i assume to mock me or something? I dunno).
Anyway, on the back window it is covered in the typical hardcore snowmobiler sticers "Slednecks, Klotz, skulls and crossbones) and then the kicker. Two bumper stickers on the rear glass. One reads:
"TOYOTAS: STAY BACK 100FT" and then this one really got me "OUT OF WORK? HUNGRY? EAT YOUR IMPORT" <- now that one is fairly common however what was the icing on the the cake is this hacked up P.O.S. truck had brand new crystal clear Euro-Tails on it. Yup, a truck that's falling apart with $250 tail-lights to spruce it up. Now where do you think they were made.... Hmmmmmmmmm.... The topper was when the dickhole pulled into Wal-Mart.
Yeah, buy domestic buddy.
Now what drives me just as bonkers as spoiled rotten kids who cry a river when everything is not 100% their way?
When people get enraged when a parent so much as buys a picture book for a child as a Christmas present and lay on a guilt trip of Catholic proportions. Yeah, I am looking at you TCL/Off Topic. When a poster types "My parents paid for the new headlight my car needed because my money is tight right now after buying textbooks," the inevitable follow up is a torrent of other Loungers screaming is something like this -
"You ****ing lazy leech! Get a job!"
"I have a job. I work 30 hours a week and am a fulltime student."
"Why don't you work 50 hours a week! Why don't you get a second job and work 50 hours a week at that one too! I went to college fulltime, worked two jobs at 50 hours a week each, and drove two hours each way to take care of my sick mother every day!"
"Are there that many hours in a week?"
"Yes, I made it work therefore every other person on earth should make it work or they are parasite on society! When I was a kid I had to walk 10 miles, barefoot, in the snow, uphill both ways to get to school! I had to work my ass off with zero help from other people for every God damn thing I have!"
Yes, I love it when people say they had to work themselves damn near to death for everything they have. Really, you had to fight and crawl to get to Target to get a pack of underwear and some Fritos?
Anyhooters, that's my rant. I feel better now. Is it after noon? Yes, good, I am having a beer.
2007 Mazda 3 s Grand Touring
^ that makes me want to buy all kinds of isht for my god kids just to piss old ppl off & make them snap.
And since this is a "rant" thread... why do moderators allow someone who has been banned back under another moniker? The person was banned for a reason.
God damn it, why does every ****ing restaurant, no matter how upscale, classy, and nice it may otherwise be, have to have between two and five flickering TVs bolted to the walls, usually around the bar? Why does everybody have to watch the goddamned TV every goddamned second of every day? Why do I have to be distracted by jump-cuts in ads for depression medicine when I'm paying 60 bucks for a meal? Who the **** even watches them? If you can't go out to dinner at a nice, expensive restaurant without feeling the pangs of withdrawal from the NCAA championships, just go ahead and off yourself. Please.
2007 Mazda 3 s Grand Touring
not to mention everybody having to be constantly fixated on technology wherever and whenever they are anywhere. Cool, I understand that your goddamn smartphone can do everything short of wiping your ass, but for the love of god, please ****ing put that **** away occasionally....especially when you're walking.
Countless times, These slack jawed morons walk straight into me on campus becasue they're so fixated on their damn phones. WTF.
Cupcake - Team My Little Pony
It's really stupid that there are classes you take in school that require you to run programs for which you cannot buy a license unless you have an extra $30K laying around, and the computers they have the licenses on at school are five years old and constantly broken!
My buddy did that and it runs but then you don't get any assistance from the TA's when something isn't working... it's a trade off. So far I've had a fair amount of questions.
**** YOU DICKHEADED MUTHER****ING *******S
Why when you ask me to update do you delete my paid for music
Why when you ask me to update do you reset my phone and make me delete all old emails
Why when you ask me to update do you make my tv remote not work anymore
WHY DO YOU ****ING HATE YOU ME
People who think it's "cool" to be incapable of spelling or punctuating properly, who cover it up with "it's just the internet". Your intellectual laziness makes everyone who is trying to read your post have to work harder.
People who can't differentiate between "supporting the troops" and supporting the policy that puts them in harm's way.