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    Thread: This is the god damn RANT thread.

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      04-01-2011 04:28 PM #76
      You dook err jerrrbs.
      Now go get your shinebox

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      04-01-2011 04:31 PM #77
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Yeah, look at the posters...

      God damn rant thread OP
      : Angry man who has in the past and will continue to contribute either mediocre jokes, poignant philosophies, fantastic signatures, and knows enough about cars to hold his own.

      Focking happy thread OP: Self centered child with the delusion that his e-antics are cheeky and fun. When in reality he is either universally hated, or largely ignored by the populous. Oh also, been banned a few times.
      CHEEKY??!?!?!!? You're not ****ing British, you're from upstate NY!! Knock it off!
      Deal with it.
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      04-01-2011 04:41 PM #78
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      I'm a Mexican American. I did well in school. I finished college. I've never abused the system or threw a race card down to get what I wanted in life...so I detest all the scum sucking, lazy ass, society leaching trash that surrounds me. This is not race targeted, because they come from all walks, but some races abuse it more than others Quit whining, complaining and blaming society for your problems.
      This. Thank you. Thank you.

      Dammit. Now I have nothing to rant about today.
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      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      04-01-2011 04:54 PM #79
      ITT a ****load of bitching like this:

      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      yes, i am bored by FWD driving dynamics, and anyone who doesn't drive there cars to the limits and the beyond.

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      04-01-2011 04:56 PM #80
      Scotch. It's time.

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      I want to start a fundamentalist bakery called "Let he who is without sin snatch the first scone"

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      04-01-2011 04:59 PM #81
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      ITT a ****load of bitching like this:
      ITT: An unwelcome Canadian.
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      04-01-2011 05:03 PM #82
      1 - I hate it when people say "I didn't know they made Deloreans in other colors besides silver"

      2 - I hate it that they have braille on drive-thru ATM machines.

      3 - I hate it when people people add redundant words to the end of abbreviations (see #2)
      Personal responsibility, a lost art.

    8. 04-01-2011 05:07 PM #83
      Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
      I would ****punt Wanda Sykes so hard that her ancestors' molars would hurt.
      Massah gonna come at you for busting up his machinery n ****.

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      04-01-2011 05:13 PM #84
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      ITT: An unwelcome Canadian.
      Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.
      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      yes, i am bored by FWD driving dynamics, and anyone who doesn't drive there cars to the limits and the beyond.

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      04-01-2011 05:15 PM #85
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.
      Show me your papers or I'll show you how to take an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'
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    11. 04-01-2011 05:21 PM #86
      Quote Originally Posted by VR6GTI72 View Post
      They still use knackered wrong amongst other words.

      I also hate corporate lingo like:

      Moving forward.
      Work your variances.
      I was going to say this. I loathe that staatement. "Moving Forward" It is such a cop-out for higher ups to avoid problems. That just got my blood boiling.

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      04-01-2011 05:25 PM #87
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'
      I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

      You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.
      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      yes, i am bored by FWD driving dynamics, and anyone who doesn't drive there cars to the limits and the beyond.

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      04-01-2011 05:26 PM #88
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Oh i'm sorry, I must've forgotten my Internet Passport.
      Yeah, go back to internet.ca which only features hockey, moose, maple syrup, and Tim Horton's. I'm deporting you from the good internet.

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      04-01-2011 05:45 PM #89
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

      You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.
      Oh, you!
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      04-01-2011 05:49 PM #90
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Show me your papers or I'll show you how to take an old fashioned Upstate NY mudbootin'
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      I'm sorry i'm unfamiliar with that term... That said, I would of assumed based on your lack of luck with the ladies that this is some sort of gay, anal sex slang? All of the sudden it's very clear. However, I could care less what you think or have to say about me.

      You have fun "mudbootin'" with the fellas or whatever you like to call it.
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Oh, you!
      This, ladies and gentleman, is called "international foreplay"
      Quote Originally Posted by zukiphile View Post
      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      04-01-2011 05:49 PM #91
      tl;dr.
      Quote Originally Posted by bluerabbit0886 View Post
      A friend of mine is at law school at Gonzaga. He says Spokane is a real **** show. Florida of the Pacific Northwest...
      Quote Originally Posted by iammclovin804 View Post
      You've obviously never driven a Sebring. Most exciting car ever.

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      04-01-2011 05:53 PM #92
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      This, ladies and gentleman, is called "international foreplay"
      Really? I always thought it was one of those exotic back massages (usually from an asian lady)???
      Quote Originally Posted by cockerpunk View Post
      yes, i am bored by FWD driving dynamics, and anyone who doesn't drive there cars to the limits and the beyond.

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      04-01-2011 05:54 PM #93
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Really? I always thought it was one of those exotic back massages (usually from an asian lady)???
      No no, that's a "Happy Ending" or a "Lucky Day"
      Quote Originally Posted by zukiphile View Post
      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      04-01-2011 06:24 PM #94
      Rappy ending or Rucky day?
      XBL: Skip Fourplay

      GO SHARKS!!!

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      04-01-2011 06:37 PM #95
      TDE you needs a hug
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      Stay gold, ponygirl

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      04-01-2011 06:46 PM #96
      This should be labled the sandy vag thread.

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      04-01-2011 06:56 PM #97
      Quote Originally Posted by Chilledman View Post
      This should be labled the sandy vag thread.
      Come on...Im sure you have one.

      Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...
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      04-01-2011 06:58 PM #98
      Quote Originally Posted by VR6GTI72 View Post
      Come on...Im sure you have one.

      Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...
      god that drives me nuts
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      I drink whisky. Men drink whisky.

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      04-01-2011 07:38 PM #99
      I hate when people film the TV and turn it into a youtube video, and to top it off they can't seem to just rest the camera on the coffee table rather they are jittering the thing about inducing nausea. Sometimes I miss when only nerds used technology.

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      04-01-2011 07:55 PM #100
      Quote Originally Posted by VR6GTI72 View Post
      Come on...Im sure you have one.

      Like people not wiping the sweat off the machines at the gym...
      That actually doesnt bother me oddly enought.

      Ok I do have one for you lol

      So I have the redeye / thinkflood product for my iphone ipad and itouch. Its to control your tv and such.

      So I do the v2.5 update and it bricks my itouch , I also just got back from the apple store so my iphone4 now finally works.

      Thank goodness I didnt update my ipad who knows what would of happend.

      Now I have no tv remote at all.

      What a bag of dicks is all I can say.

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