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    View Poll Results: How do you pee in your button fly jeans

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    • Only unfasten the fly buttons

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    • Undo belt and top button as well as fly buttons

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    • Other (I hold it until I get home, I pee my pants, etc)

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    Thread: How do you pee with button fly jeans?

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      04-05-2011 03:17 PM #1
      I have my first pair of button fly jeans and I've found that after taking a leak they are damn near impossible to button back up if the top button is already fastened. This creates a problem at the urinal.

      So, the question is do you unfasten your belt and top button with the fly buttons or do you only unfasten the fly buttons?

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      04-05-2011 03:19 PM #2
      the more you wear them and use the buttons, the easier it will become to just unbutton the ones holding in your jimmy jam without undoing the top button.

    3. 04-05-2011 03:20 PM #3
      been a long time since i had a pair, but:

      unbutton button fly, pee.
      leave top button & belt done up to avoid dropping trou'.
      unbutton top button, and undo belt if necessary, in order to button up again.
      obviously you'll have a grip of either side of the fly w/ your hands while buttoning, so you won't drop trou'.

      pretty simple process, really.

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      04-05-2011 03:21 PM #4
      Where the hell do you find button fly jeans in men's sizes

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      04-05-2011 03:21 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Where the hell do you find button fly jeans in men's sizes
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    6. 04-05-2011 03:22 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Where the hell do you find button fly jeans in men's sizes
      they sell them at a place called... The Store.

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      04-05-2011 03:23 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Where the hell do you find button fly jeans in men's sizes
      The jeans in question are from the Gap, (noskinny!) that are 36W30L, I just bought them last year, they are 1969s (nohomo). I bought them online so I didn't know they were button fly but they are real comfy.

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      04-05-2011 03:23 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Where the hell do you find button fly jeans in men's sizes
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      04-05-2011 03:24 PM #9
      My one and only pair of button fly's I learned to love, they're regular levi's, nothing special about them just with a button fly. I usually don't wear a belt with them and just rip all the buttons open, way easier than trying to jam my piss pump through the buttons.
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      04-05-2011 03:25 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Where the hell do you find button fly jeans in men's sizes
      It's more common these days (much to my chagrin).

      Anywho, I have 1 pair and I just leave the belt and button buttoned and just kind of yank the front down. But I don't have a gut to deal with, so ymmv.

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      04-05-2011 03:29 PM #11
      I always leave the second button down unbottoned. It makes it way easier to undo the bottom ones. If your old chap can snake his way though there you have some other problems.
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      04-05-2011 03:34 PM #12
      Any of my previous button fly pants (jeans or cords), I was able to undo all the buttons in one quick motion allowing for maximum access. It didn't take long to be able to get quick at buttoning them all up.

      I'd love to find some more button fly jeans again.

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      04-05-2011 03:50 PM #13
      Where's the choice for unbuttoning all buttons, dropping trou, and making laser beam noises while seeing how far away you can stand from the urinal?

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      04-05-2011 03:59 PM #14
      Why would you unbutton the middle buttons but not the top? That just seems illogical. It takes no extra effort to unbutton the top button, and it is much easier to button back up.
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      04-05-2011 04:02 PM #15
      I have never owned a pair of button fly jeans or pants.
      What is the draw towards this style over a zipper?

    16. 04-05-2011 04:04 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by IHateSpeedBumps View Post
      I have never owned a pair of button fly jeans or pants.
      What is the draw towards this style over a zipper?


      Honestly, not sure - I own 1 pair with button fly, the others are all standard zipper.
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      04-05-2011 04:07 PM #17
      every pair of jeans in my rotation right now, except for my "beater" jeans I wear in the garage are all button fly. A couple pairs of Gap Selvedge denim and some Levis.

      Step 1: undo belt
      Step 2: tuck belt end into front right pocket
      Step 3: undo top 3 buttons
      Step 4: whizzzzzzzz
      Step 5: do the reverse of steps 1-3
      Step 6: profit.

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      04-05-2011 04:28 PM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
      Step 2: tuck belt end into front right pocket
      Interesting move. I'll have to try that.

      It seems real awkward to open up my pants all the way at the urinal. I've certainly been relieved (haha, get it) on more then one occasion to walk into a bathroom and find all the urinals in use, thus "forcing" me to go pee in a stall. /whew

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      04-05-2011 04:43 PM #19
      I wear belts with real belt buckles, aka the interchangeable kind, so my belt is a little longer than most, so I don't want have it flop into an active pee stream. That's where I came up with the idea to just tuck it in my pocket.

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      04-05-2011 04:54 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post

      Step 1: undo belt
      Step 2: tuck belt end into front right pocket
      Step 3: undo top 3 buttons
      Step 4: whizzzzzzzz
      Step 5: do the reverse of steps 1-3
      Step 6: profit.

      Pretty much. Nothing to it. Sometimes when Im hammered Ill just undo the belt and go "over the top" and skip the buttons.
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      04-05-2011 05:10 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by synthsis View Post
      Step 1: undo belt
      Step 2: tuck belt end into front right pocket
      Step 3: undo top 3 buttons
      Step 4: whizzzzzzzz
      Step 5: do the reverse of steps 1-3
      Step 6: profit.

      Step 1: unzip
      Step 2: piss
      Step 3: rezip
      Step 4: celebrate not being a nancy

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      04-05-2011 05:13 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by d-rew View Post
      Why would you unbutton the middle buttons but not the top? That just seems illogical. It takes no extra effort to unbutton the top button, and it is much easier to button back up.
      This. Isn't it much more awkward trying to fanagle your wang through a partially undone fly? Seems like you're opening yourself up to a possible catastrophy. This is one area I can't condone laziness.

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      04-05-2011 05:15 PM #23
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      04-05-2011 05:23 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Where the hell do you find button fly jeans in men's sizes
      Most nicer (anything over $60) guy's jeans are button-fly. I have a few pairs. I kinda hate button fly, but I've gotten used to them over the years.

      I think they use button fly because it'll hold up longer than a zipper and no worries about zipping up your wang dang doodle or having the zipper come off. I guess it compartmentalizes screw-ups so if one part is messed up the rest can still function.

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      04-05-2011 05:31 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      I think they use button fly because it'll hold up longer than a zipper and no worries about zipping up your wang dang doodle or having the zipper come off. I guess it compartmentalizes screw-ups so if one part is messed up the rest can still function.

      I don't know - I don't think the heavy duty metal zipper on most jeans is the common point of failure. I rotate my jeans to 'garage' status after a while, and they'll stay there until they fall apart or are too covered in dirt and grease to salvage. Always been able to zip 'em up.
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      04-05-2011 06:03 PM #26
      I undo the the belt and buttons.

      I don't like dragging it out through jaws of metal teeth so even if I have a zip fly I still undo the top.

      Edit: I actually prefer buttons because zippers scare me a little. I've had some close calls.

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      04-05-2011 06:35 PM #28
      Top three buttons are the way to go. I hate button fly jeans though. I like the zipper feeling on my schwang. Feels like Utah stripper teeth.
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      04-05-2011 06:39 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by rlsib16 View Post
      the more you wear them and use the buttons, the easier it will become to just unbutton the ones holding in your jimmy jam without undoing the top button.

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      04-05-2011 06:39 PM #30
      I'm amused that the poll results look like a dong.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      I'm amused that the poll results look like a dong.
      They almost always do.
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      04-05-2011 06:47 PM #32
      the 7s that im wearing now got button flies.

      ..and they're awesome.
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      Gotta undo the belt.
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    34. 04-05-2011 07:14 PM #34
      Don't buy button fly jeans.

      I've found some nice pairs of jeans, and when i've gone to the change room to realize that they are button flies, I will not buy them, regardless how good they fit, feel or how cheap they are.

      Button fly jeans = garbage.
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      04-05-2011 07:21 PM #35
      "Over the top" is the way to go anyway, so button fly doesn't make much difference.

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