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    Thread: The official homo thread

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      06-02-2011 10:58 PM #1
      In honor of Gay Pride month, I'm giving you breeders the opportunity to ask the elected homo of Offtopikstan anything gay, gay dating, or anything fabulous.

      Wanna know how to be a better wingman?
      What girls really ask their gay friends?
      How to get laid at gay bar....by a hot chick...with the proper lady parts

      Celebrate my people and push up a stool, this thread is gonna get gay!
      RIP Cosmic TDI

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      06-02-2011 11:00 PM #2
      I'll go first.

      Why glory holes and men's restrooms in parks?
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      06-02-2011 11:01 PM #3
      what parks you go to?

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      06-02-2011 11:07 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      what parks you go to?
      Hahahaha!!!
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      06-02-2011 11:10 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      what parks you go to?
      I heard of this guy on craigslist...
      Cheers, Adrian
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      06-02-2011 11:12 PM #6
      I mean if thats what your into...

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      06-02-2011 11:13 PM #7
      Felching: real, or real gross?

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      06-02-2011 11:15 PM #8
      just googled. IMO Gross

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      06-02-2011 11:17 PM #9
      Why do so many gay people talk with that lisp? Did they always have it? Of course, I know there are plenty, if not more gay people who don't. But I don't think I've ever seen/met a straight guy who talks with it.

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      06-02-2011 11:20 PM #10
      I have some pretty damn cool Gay people. One guy at work will keep everyone laughing. Makes the day go by quick.

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      06-02-2011 11:21 PM #11
      What do girls ask their gay friends about the straight guy trying to hit on them (the girl)?
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      06-02-2011 11:26 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      push up a stool, this thread is gonna get gay!

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      06-02-2011 11:29 PM #13
      Why do the saddest, most pathetic women cling on to you guys? I don't get it.

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      06-02-2011 11:29 PM #14
      ^^^ Oh i get it!

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      06-02-2011 11:41 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post

      Celebrate my people and push up a stool, this thread is gonna get gay!
      I see what you did there?

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      06-02-2011 11:43 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      push up a stool, this thread is gonna get gay!
      Quote Originally Posted by nicoli View Post
      I see what you did there?
      Oh shi....
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      06-02-2011 11:45 PM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by vr6Cop View Post
      I'll go first.

      Why glory holes and men's restrooms in parks?
      So your wives don't catch you...

      Quote Originally Posted by FBMphil View Post
      Felching: real, or real gross?
      Never done it...so gross

      Quote Originally Posted by Ninja Boot View Post
      Why do so many gay people talk with that lisp? Did they always have it? Of course, I know there are plenty, if not more gay people who don't. But I don't think I've ever seen/met a straight guy who talks with it.
      It's only the over the top gays. The ones who act out and think they must let EVERYONE know they like the ****. Think of them as "Richard Simmons gays"

      I've met several guys who came out and were normal, within a few months, glitter-wearing, lisp talking Gaga listening homes. It's tragic.

      Quote Originally Posted by Yo Teach View Post
      What do girls ask their gay friends about the straight guy trying to hit on them (the girl)?
      Because they want to know how we think, and how to play us. Have no fear gents, Man Law still exist in Gayville and we won't rat you out. We're still on the same team...the Man Team!

      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Why do the saddest, most pathetic women cling on to you guys? I don't get it.
      Those are "f ag hags".
      I hate those c0ck blocking whores more than you do.

      They won't let you bang them, or let me bang their "Will". They all think they're "Grace"...it's so pathetic. Most of them are fat, bitchy, and like to think they can "change" the dude the cling to. I've learned that when I go to the bars, I make my straight buddies occupy them long enough to get interest or a number. I'll deal with her fat ass over breakfast when I can tell her I got what she always wanted but will never have.
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      RIP Cosmic TDI

    19. 06-02-2011 11:47 PM #19
      What's the deal with lady gaga? Is she a he?

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      06-02-2011 11:51 PM #20
      Why would women go to a gay bar looking for a guy?

      Does not compute.
      I'll be in my bunk.

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      06-02-2011 11:53 PM #21
      Ok...I have a question...

      Why? Serious question!

      Now get don't me wrong, I have ABSOLUTELY nothing against gay guys. Everybody likes different things, some dudes like fat chicks, some dudes like skinny chicks, some dudes like....dudes.

      I could go on for days what I love about women. So what is it about guys? All I see is hairy, sweaty, farting, burping....dudes....





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      06-02-2011 11:55 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
      Ok...I have a question...

      Why? Serious question!

      Now get don't me wrong, I have ABSOLUTELY nothing against gay guys. Everybody likes different things, some dudes like fat chicks, some dudes like skinny chicks, some dudes like....dudes.

      I could go on for days what I love about women. So what is it about guys? All I see is hairy, sweaty, farting, burping....dudes....





      Its the other dudes. Not the hairy creepy ones like us

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      06-02-2011 11:56 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      It's only the over the top gays. The ones who act out and think they must let EVERYONE know they like the ****. Think of them as "Richard Simmons gays"

      I've met several guys who came out and were normal, within a few months, glitter-wearing, lisp talking Gaga listening homes. It's tragic.

      Yeah, I saw a couple guys last weekend at a bar who were very over the top. I was thinking "ok, we all get it, you guys are very very gay, now please tone it down before those rednecks over there see you." I mean seriously, I don't know many girls that act as feminine as the guys were effeminate. My gay male friends don't act like that. If I were gay, it would have pissed me off. Since I'm not, it was just annoying.

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      06-03-2011 12:01 AM #24
      Have any embarrassing/nearly died stories of asking out a straight guy?

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      06-03-2011 12:03 AM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by muffintop View Post
      Why would women go to a gay bar looking for a guy?
      Those are the sensitive types I hand on a silver platter to my straight buddies.
      They want "a nice sensitive open-minded guy that will raise kids to be open and accepting" My buddy plays the part, I play wingman, and often times a few weeks later I see them at the bar and have to make up a story how their still hurt from a recent breakup...

      Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
      I could go on for days what I love about women. So what is it about guys? All I see is hairy, sweaty, farting, burping....dudes....
      It's like this.
      We act like chicks when we first start dating. No farting, dirty apartments, or anything unkempt.
      Once we've been dating a bit, all hell breaks loose and it turns into a frat house and dudes acting likes dudes.

      After a first date when a dude leaves in the morning, I immediately go back to be a slob and a whore. Just like you.


      Quote Originally Posted by Corrado_ryno View Post
      What's the deal with lady gaga? Is she a he?
      Jury is still out...and I hate her.
      RIP Cosmic TDI

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