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    1. Member MRVW00's Avatar
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      06-02-2011 10:58 PM #1
      In honor of Gay Pride month, I'm giving you breeders the opportunity to ask the elected homo of Offtopikstan anything gay, gay dating, or anything fabulous.

      Wanna know how to be a better wingman?
      What girls really ask their gay friends?
      How to get laid at gay bar....by a hot chick...with the proper lady parts

      Celebrate my people and push up a stool, this thread is gonna get gay!
      RIP Cosmic TDI

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      06-02-2011 11:00 PM #2
      I'll go first.

      Why glory holes and men's restrooms in parks?
      Cheers, Adrian
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      06-02-2011 11:01 PM #3
      what parks you go to?

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      06-02-2011 11:07 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      what parks you go to?
      Hahahaha!!!
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      06-02-2011 11:10 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      what parks you go to?
      I heard of this guy on craigslist...
      Cheers, Adrian
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      06-02-2011 11:12 PM #6
      I mean if thats what your into...

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      06-02-2011 11:13 PM #7
      Felching: real, or real gross?

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      06-06-2011 02:47 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      what parks you go to?
      George Michael?

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      06-06-2011 03:26 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      what parks you go to?
      ha... funny story. 2 summers ago I trapped a raccoon that kept sleeping and ****ting under my deck (which made sitting on it in the summer not so nice). I took the f'er to a local state park to (illegally) drop him off. I go to one of the most remote picnic areas, which i know from cutting school back in the day and going there to smoke and drink. I see a guy down the lot just sitting in the car and think nothing of it once I determine he isn't a ranger. I take the trap out of my car, walk about 50 years down the trail and let mr. coon free. As I'm walking back the other dude stops me and asks if I want a BJ. Like, wtf dude ? I show up at a park with a freakin huge raccon in a trap and you assume I'm there for free BJs ?
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    10. 06-06-2011 03:42 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by MAC View Post
      I show up at a park with a freakin huge raccon in a trap and you assume I'm there for free BJs ?
      Decoy raccoon.

      I don't get the public thing either. Why does one need that when we have a gazillion hookup sites and the internets?

    11. 06-06-2011 03:44 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by gti_matt View Post
      I don't get the public thing either. Why does one need that when we have a gazillion hookup sites and the internets?
      And risk getting caught and becoming a registered sex offender. Talk about not worth it...

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      06-06-2011 03:43 PM #12
      ^ I mean thats really why you were at the park.

      The coon was just a front.

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      06-06-2011 04:02 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by MAC View Post
      ha... funny story. 2 summers ago I trapped a raccoon that kept sleeping and ****ting under my deck (which made sitting on it in the summer not so nice). I took the f'er to a local state park to (illegally) drop him off. I go to one of the most remote picnic areas, which i know from cutting school back in the day and going there to smoke and drink. I see a guy down the lot just sitting in the car and think nothing of it once I determine he isn't a ranger. I take the trap out of my car, walk about 50 years down the trail and let mr. coon free. As I'm walking back the other dude stops me and asks if I want a BJ. Like, wtf dude ? I show up at a park with a freakin huge raccon in a trap and you assume I'm there for free BJs ?
      Finish the story. You said yes, right?

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      06-03-2011 12:12 AM #15
      How to get laid at gay bar....by a hot chick...with the proper lady parts
      this interests me. I have a lot of lady friends (platonic and not so much) that love going to gay bars up here and, ****, it's actually pretty fun. However, I feel like I'm bringing sand to the beach. Enlighten me.
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      A friend of mine is at law school at Gonzaga. He says Spokane is a real **** show. Florida of the Pacific Northwest...
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      09-07-2011 10:19 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by vr6Cop View Post
      I'll go first.

      Why glory holes and men's restrooms in parks?
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      what parks you go to?
      funniest sh!t on vortex
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      09-07-2011 11:10 PM #17
      Speaking of glory holes, that reminds me of my all time favorite scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dee, Dennis and Frank find a glory hole in the men's room. Frank and Dennis are trying to explain the allure of a glory hole to Dee, and how the anonymity is turn on.

      This sounds hot. I'm going to go get some duct tape.

      Hold on there Frank, before you go sticking anything through that hole, you may want to consider, more often than not, on the other side of that wall, is a dude.

      But you can't see through the wall, so how do you know it's not a girl? I can just picture it's a girl, and then it's alright.

      Well, some might find that method affective, but that's a dangerous game you're playing.

      Suppose the other guy is picturing a girl also . . .

      How's he going to do that with a d i c k in his mouth?

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    18. 05-13-2013 07:47 PM #18
      Celebrate my people and push up a stool, this thread is gonna get gay!



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      05-14-2013 03:13 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by Ronal2dduff View Post
      Celebrate my people and push up a stool, this thread is gonna get gay!


      Don't you mean, "push in a stool"?
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      05-14-2013 03:15 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by pdoel View Post
      Don't you mean, "push in a stool"?
      dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow...
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      06-02-2011 11:26 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      push up a stool, this thread is gonna get gay!

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      06-02-2011 11:29 PM #22
      Why do the saddest, most pathetic women cling on to you guys? I don't get it.

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      06-03-2011 10:18 AM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Why do the saddest, most pathetic women cling on to you guys? I don't get it.
      Inquiring minds want to know. Every gay dude I've ever known has to carry pepper spray to repel the *** hags. They ****in' hate that ****.
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      06-03-2011 10:21 AM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      Inquiring minds want to know. Every gay dude I've ever known has to carry pepper spray to repel the *** hags. They ****in' hate that ****.
      I had one "*** haggish" heavyset friend, but she was a blast to be around. When she went to college, she discovered black guys like big girls and her *** hag days were over.
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      My god...this thread is pure homosexual excellence.

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      06-03-2011 10:25 AM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      Inquiring minds want to know. Every gay dude I've ever known has to carry pepper spray to repel the *** hags. They ****in' hate that ****.
      I asked a gay friend about this once. The more sensitive answer was 'they seek acceptance from gay guys because straight men who have no interest in sleeping with them dump on them'

      Real Question:

      Have you ever gotten into a spat with a lover that turned into a fist fight?

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