The official homo thread

[Der Schaltwerks]

If I was gay...those dudes would scare the sh!t outta me......heck they do anyway....

They can beat your ass or get all up in dat ass !!

The horror !

I've actually seen really buff gay guys beat on frat boys with big mouths. Let me tell you, some of the gays really have the rage.

[A Gruesome Time]

Born Straight, Refuse to hate. I can't wait for the Pride festival in Atlanta, it's always an amazing party. I lived with 2 lesbians a few years ago, and they took me for the first time - It's awesome.

[Basscase]

They can beat your ass or get all up in dat ass !!

The same time is what I'd be afraid of!!!

[Fritz27]

The same time is what I'd be afraid of!!!

That only happens in prison. The guy on the left looks like he's done a bid.

[CosmicTDI]

Interesting.

Have any chicks tried to turn you straight?

No, I've never attempted to show any interest in a woman since high school. Plus I would have never told them of my hidden talent. Well... I did hook up with this guy and his girl in college, and I did go down on her, but she didn't try to convert me. Long story short. He had always wanted to be with a guy and she wanted to be there for it. He was so hot, I didn't care.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Which member of the Village People do you guys like the best ?



I've seen gay dudes walking around dressed exactly like construction dude in Chicago. It's hard to keep a straight face when that happens.

[winstonsmith84]

Hey homos,

You guys still doing the bandanna thing?

[ArtieLange]

awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

He came back and told the three guys he works with day to day that it was the other guy who propositioned him. The other guy (Jim) came back and immediately told HR. I only found out about it later when I was talking to Jim about the crazy lies the closeted guy has told me (about how he used to skate with Tony Hawk and was sponsored by Indy, Thunder, and Gullwing. Thats like your race car being sponsored by Ford, Chevy, and Dodge all at once.

[CosmicTDI]

Hey homos,

You guys still doing the bandanna thing?

Bret Michaels is gay?

[Turbio!]

He came back and told the three guys he works with day to day that it was the other guy who propositioned him. The other guy (Jim) came back and immediately told HR. I only found out about it later when I was talking to Jim about the crazy lies the closeted guy has told me (about how he used to skate with Tony Hawk and was sponsored by Indy, Thunder, and Gullwing. Thats like your race car being sponsored by Ford, Chevy, and Dodge all at once.

Wow, he sounds like a mentally healthy and well-adjusted individual.

[Turbio!]

A nightmare. I could eat ***** like a boss (HA!) but ****ing was out of the question after the first time I attempted it.

Ok, so gotta ask: it's warm, concave, and slippery. It couldn't have felt that bad. So was it psychological or what?

[Turbio!]

I've actually seen really buff gay guys beat on frat boys with big mouths. Let me tell you, some of the gays really have the rage.

I saw this happen outside a bar in college. Mouthy fratboy meathead type, already slobbering drunk at about 10:30, saw a gay couple holding hands as they walked down the street and started saying some seriously objectionable stuff. The one guy dropped his partner's hand and threw a beautiful hook, rang fratboy like a gong. Kept on walking. It was awesome.

[CosmicTDI]

Ok, so gotta ask: it's warm, concave, and slippery. It couldn't have felt that bad. So was it psychological or what?

Definitely psychological. Plus we were both VERY inexperienced. I was 17, her 16. It was so awkward and I hated it, so I decided to please her and get it over with. After a quick vajay geography lesson, things were fine. We stayed together for 3 or 4 months and we had a lot of the same friends... so go to parties, drink, I'd go down on her at some point. I get to take her home (I'm happy), she got off (she's happy). I really liked her, but I knew this was not what it was supposed to be like. And when I got to college and met this guy... but that's another story, but I knew this is what it's supposed to be like.

[Turbio!]

Definitely psychological. Plus we were both VERY inexperienced. I was 17, her 16. It was so awkward and I hated it, so I decided to please her and get it over with. After a quick vajay geography lesson, things were fine. We stayed together for 3 or 4 months and we had a lot of the same friends... so go to parties, drink, I'd go down on her at some point. I get to take her home (I'm happy), she got off (she's happy). I really liked her, but I knew this was not what it was supposed to be like. And when I got to college and met this guy... but that's another story, but I knew this is what it's supposed to be like.

Vageography?

Thanks for the clarification. It's something I've wondered about.

[Jettavr666]

Born Straight, Refuse to hate. I can't wait for the Pride festival in Atlanta, it's always an amazing party. I lived with 2 lesbians a few years ago, and they took me for the first time - It's awesome.

something tells me atlanta pride would be an awesome time.

[firefighterjunkie]

Firefighterjunkie: There are a lot of guys that are versatile, especially when in a relationship. Some are strictly one or the other. My likes have changed all over the place since I first had sex with a guy.

Good to know. I guess it's just like compatibility in any hetero relationship.

I'm personally am 99% Top, and 1% Bottom. It's like Christmas for the dude I'm dating...
If we're both the same role, one has to sacrifice. Since I'm Alpha Gay, they sacrifice.

GOOD QUESTION.

Thanks for the input. I have been wondering about that for a while, but haven't had a means to actually get an honest answer.

[MAC]

Aside from the obvious flamboyant types, I was told the eyes were always a dead giveaway. Something about how they have a softer "look" to them bordering on feminine. Then again, this was explained to me by a couple of gay friends that are sort of the femm type anyway (snappy dress, always well groomed, womanly mannerisms about hygiene, into Lady Gaga), but without the lisp.

Dubious theory. Apparently I have long eyelashes for a man. Every woman in my life from from great-grandmother on up to my wife has commented on how they love them. Thanks to my wife's career she has a lot of gay friends and acquaintances. Not once has one of these gay men ever commented on my eyes or lashes. Its always the ass.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Dubious theory. Apparently I have long eyelashes for a man. Every woman in my life from from great-grandmother on up to my wife has commented on how they love them. Thanks to my wife's career she has a lot of gay friends and acquaintances. Not once has one of these gay men ever commented on my eyes or lashes. Its always the ass.

Pics of said ass ?

[Turbio!]

Not once has one of these gay men ever commented on my eyes or lashes. Its always the ass.

I read a really great book on human sexuality recently called A Billion Wicked Thoughts that analyzed internet searches and anonymous user data and stats for clues on human sexuality. Apparently the most popular gay porn is shot exactly like straight porn - closeups, no plot, lots of banging, heavy focus on crotches, chests, and asses, cheesy dialog.

Dudes are dudes. Crotches, chests, and asses make us horny. Whether we're gay or straight just determines whose crotches, chests, and asses we want to stare at.

[CosmicTDI]

Pics of said ass ?

x2! Can't tell us about it without showing it.

[Fritz27]

something tells me atlanta pride would be an awesome time.

Nothing is more awesome than ghetto femme black guys. They're hilarious. Sashaying like chicks, but you know they grew up going through some serious **** so you know they know how to whoop on some ass.

[Turbio!]

Dudes are dudes. Crotches, chests, and asses make us horny. Whether we're gay or straight just determines whose crotches, chests, and asses we want to stare at.

x2! Can't tell us about it without showing it.

QED.

[abawp]

Dubious theory. Apparently I have long eyelashes for a man.

Oh I wasn't saying it was about the eyelashes, more to the size/shape/profile of the eye/eyelid having more feminine characteristics. Such as:



Which is a woman's eye, compared to a man's eye:



The woman has softer, "swoopier" curves whereas the man has a more broad look to it. Also, it seems that women have a smaller profile but somehow manage to do so without looking like they're sqinting or of oriental descent while males seem to be more "open" for lack of a better term. Put the "woman's eye" on a males body and most of the time it seems to be attached to a homosexual male.

[Jettavr666]

I read a really great book on human sexuality recently called A Billion Wicked Thoughts that analyzed internet searches and anonymous user data and stats for clues on human sexuality. Apparently the most popular gay porn is shot exactly like straight porn - closeups, no plot, lots of banging, heavy focus on crotches, chests, and asses, cheesy dialog.

Dudes are dudes. Crotches, chests, and asses make us horny. Whether we're gay or straight just determines whose crotches, chests, and asses we want to stare at.

bingo. Thats why I tell people my life as a gay man is really not much different than any straight guy.

[CosmicTDI]

Dubious theory. Apparently I have long eyelashes for a man. Every woman in my life from from great-grandmother on up to my wife has commented on how they love them. Thanks to my wife's career she has a lot of gay friends and acquaintances. Not once has one of these gay men ever commented on my eyes or lashes. Its always the ass.

Waiting for pix...

[CosmicTDI]

Nothing is more awesome than ghetto femme black guys. They're hilarious. Sashaying like chicks, but you know they grew up going through some serious **** so you know they know how to whoop on some ass.

Those bitches can fight like they're in the MMA. And if it's a black femme drag queen, she's got a razor blade somewhere on her person and she'll carve you up like a Thanksgiving Day turkey if you fu(k with her.

[Turbio!]

bingo. Thats why I tell people my life as a gay man is really not much different than any straight guy.

The stereotype is the lispy femme dude, but every gay dude I know has a long-term relationship, a sensible car, and a house, faps to internet porn, and wears polo shirts. Of course there ARE lispy femme dudes, but....It's like that sig Swallow Doretti had for a while, y'all are not exactly who I'd go to for sassy fashion advice.

[MRVW00]

Do bears and twinks make good couples or do they normally stick with their ilk ?

Yes
I'm more bearish, and twinks LOVE me

Is it common for gay men to use dildos and vibrators ?

Yes...ask my ex

Do you find that the most anti-gay people turn out to be flaming homos?
Also, was it hard coming out?

YES. One time I slept with a priest...that was awkward.

painful coming out. My father and I don't speak.
Nobody expected me to be gay. I'm a total dude except what I do in the bathroom.

How often are you the subject of hatred or discrimination because you are openly gay?

[winstonsmith84]

One time I slept with a priest...that was awkward.

You've screwed a priest and Big Bird? If there is a hell, you are going there.

[cryption]

Subscribed, mad props to all you guys for being so open about yourselves. I need a gay friend lol. (no homo)

[Turbio!]

painful coming out. My father and I don't speak.
.

What an *******. That kind of **** always pisses me off.

[MattV-Dub]

MRVW01 - how are you getting all those quotes in a single post?? There's multiple questions I'm happy to take a poke at ... but pulling all those quotes seems like a PITA.



- Matty

[Tornado2dr]

Nobody expected me to be gay. I'm a total dude except what I do in the bathroom.

oh my!... god only knows what you do in there!

[Der Schaltwerks]

oh my!... god only knows what you do in there!

Douching ? That or maybe shave his legs?

[Jettavr666]

The stereotype is the lispy femme dude, but every gay dude I know has a long-term relationship, a sensible car, and a house, faps to internet porn, and wears polo shirts. Of course there ARE lispy femme dudes, but....It's like that sig Swallow Doretti had for a while, y'all are not exactly who I'd go to for sassy fashion advice.

Looks down at myself:

relationship 4 years
drives a paid off passat
owns a home in another city that is now rented out
internet pron? yes please
and i have on a polo shirt today