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    Thread: The official homo thread

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      06-03-2011 02:11 PM #151
      Quote Originally Posted by CosmicTDI View Post
      A nightmare. I could eat ***** like a boss (HA!) but ****ing was out of the question after the first time I attempted it.
      Ok, so gotta ask: it's warm, concave, and slippery. It couldn't have felt that bad. So was it psychological or what?
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      06-03-2011 02:15 PM #152
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      I've actually seen really buff gay guys beat on frat boys with big mouths. Let me tell you, some of the gays really have the rage.
      I saw this happen outside a bar in college. Mouthy fratboy meathead type, already slobbering drunk at about 10:30, saw a gay couple holding hands as they walked down the street and started saying some seriously objectionable stuff. The one guy dropped his partner's hand and threw a beautiful hook, rang fratboy like a gong. Kept on walking. It was awesome.
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      06-03-2011 02:16 PM #153
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      Ok, so gotta ask: it's warm, concave, and slippery. It couldn't have felt that bad. So was it psychological or what?
      Definitely psychological. Plus we were both VERY inexperienced. I was 17, her 16. It was so awkward and I hated it, so I decided to please her and get it over with. After a quick vajay geography lesson, things were fine. We stayed together for 3 or 4 months and we had a lot of the same friends... so go to parties, drink, I'd go down on her at some point. I get to take her home (I'm happy), she got off (she's happy). I really liked her, but I knew this was not what it was supposed to be like. And when I got to college and met this guy... but that's another story, but I knew this is what it's supposed to be like.
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      Wow, TCLers are not a photogenic bunch
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      My god...this thread is pure homosexual excellence.

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      06-03-2011 02:18 PM #154
      Quote Originally Posted by CosmicTDI View Post
      Definitely psychological. Plus we were both VERY inexperienced. I was 17, her 16. It was so awkward and I hated it, so I decided to please her and get it over with. After a quick vajay geography lesson, things were fine. We stayed together for 3 or 4 months and we had a lot of the same friends... so go to parties, drink, I'd go down on her at some point. I get to take her home (I'm happy), she got off (she's happy). I really liked her, but I knew this was not what it was supposed to be like. And when I got to college and met this guy... but that's another story, but I knew this is what it's supposed to be like.
      Vageography?

      Thanks for the clarification. It's something I've wondered about.
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      ARE YOU NOT SATIATED?!?!?!

    5. 06-03-2011 02:19 PM #155
      Quote Originally Posted by A Gruesome Time View Post
      Born Straight, Refuse to hate. I can't wait for the Pride festival in Atlanta, it's always an amazing party. I lived with 2 lesbians a few years ago, and they took me for the first time - It's awesome.
      something tells me atlanta pride would be an awesome time.

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      06-03-2011 02:24 PM #156
      Quote Originally Posted by CosmicTDI View Post
      Firefighterjunkie: There are a lot of guys that are versatile, especially when in a relationship. Some are strictly one or the other. My likes have changed all over the place since I first had sex with a guy.
      Good to know. I guess it's just like compatibility in any hetero relationship.

      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      I'm personally am 99% Top, and 1% Bottom. It's like Christmas for the dude I'm dating...
      If we're both the same role, one has to sacrifice. Since I'm Alpha Gay, they sacrifice.

      GOOD QUESTION.
      Thanks for the input. I have been wondering about that for a while, but haven't had a means to actually get an honest answer.

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      06-03-2011 02:27 PM #157
      Quote Originally Posted by abawp View Post
      Aside from the obvious flamboyant types, I was told the eyes were always a dead giveaway. Something about how they have a softer "look" to them bordering on feminine. Then again, this was explained to me by a couple of gay friends that are sort of the femm type anyway (snappy dress, always well groomed, womanly mannerisms about hygiene, into Lady Gaga), but without the lisp.
      Dubious theory. Apparently I have long eyelashes for a man. Every woman in my life from from great-grandmother on up to my wife has commented on how they love them. Thanks to my wife's career she has a lot of gay friends and acquaintances. Not once has one of these gay men ever commented on my eyes or lashes. Its always the ass.
      Expose your cracks and love will fill them.

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      06-03-2011 02:31 PM #158
      Quote Originally Posted by MAC View Post
      Dubious theory. Apparently I have long eyelashes for a man. Every woman in my life from from great-grandmother on up to my wife has commented on how they love them. Thanks to my wife's career she has a lot of gay friends and acquaintances. Not once has one of these gay men ever commented on my eyes or lashes. Its always the ass.
      Pics of said ass ?

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      06-03-2011 02:33 PM #159
      Quote Originally Posted by MAC View Post
      Not once has one of these gay men ever commented on my eyes or lashes. Its always the ass.
      I read a really great book on human sexuality recently called A Billion Wicked Thoughts that analyzed internet searches and anonymous user data and stats for clues on human sexuality. Apparently the most popular gay porn is shot exactly like straight porn - closeups, no plot, lots of banging, heavy focus on crotches, chests, and asses, cheesy dialog.

      Dudes are dudes. Crotches, chests, and asses make us horny. Whether we're gay or straight just determines whose crotches, chests, and asses we want to stare at.
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      06-03-2011 02:33 PM #160
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Pics of said ass ?
      x2! Can't tell us about it without showing it.
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      Wow, TCLers are not a photogenic bunch
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      My god...this thread is pure homosexual excellence.

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      06-03-2011 02:34 PM #161
      Quote Originally Posted by Jettavr666 View Post
      something tells me atlanta pride would be an awesome time.
      Nothing is more awesome than ghetto femme black guys. They're hilarious. Sashaying like chicks, but you know they grew up going through some serious **** so you know they know how to whoop on some ass.


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      06-03-2011 02:35 PM #162
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      Dudes are dudes. Crotches, chests, and asses make us horny. Whether we're gay or straight just determines whose crotches, chests, and asses we want to stare at.
      Quote Originally Posted by CosmicTDI View Post
      x2! Can't tell us about it without showing it.
      QED.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
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      06-03-2011 02:38 PM #163
      Quote Originally Posted by MAC View Post
      Dubious theory. Apparently I have long eyelashes for a man.
      Oh I wasn't saying it was about the eyelashes, more to the size/shape/profile of the eye/eyelid having more feminine characteristics. Such as:



      Which is a woman's eye, compared to a man's eye:



      The woman has softer, "swoopier" curves whereas the man has a more broad look to it. Also, it seems that women have a smaller profile but somehow manage to do so without looking like they're sqinting or of oriental descent while males seem to be more "open" for lack of a better term. Put the "woman's eye" on a males body and most of the time it seems to be attached to a homosexual male.
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      What, none of you watch reruns on TV?
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      I don't know about you but, I get angry and shout "IB4TL" when one comes on.

    14. 06-03-2011 02:42 PM #164
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      I read a really great book on human sexuality recently called A Billion Wicked Thoughts that analyzed internet searches and anonymous user data and stats for clues on human sexuality. Apparently the most popular gay porn is shot exactly like straight porn - closeups, no plot, lots of banging, heavy focus on crotches, chests, and asses, cheesy dialog.

      Dudes are dudes. Crotches, chests, and asses make us horny. Whether we're gay or straight just determines whose crotches, chests, and asses we want to stare at.
      bingo. Thats why I tell people my life as a gay man is really not much different than any straight guy.
      Last edited by Jettavr666; 06-03-2011 at 02:44 PM.

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      06-03-2011 02:44 PM #165
      Quote Originally Posted by MAC View Post
      Dubious theory. Apparently I have long eyelashes for a man. Every woman in my life from from great-grandmother on up to my wife has commented on how they love them. Thanks to my wife's career she has a lot of gay friends and acquaintances. Not once has one of these gay men ever commented on my eyes or lashes. Its always the ass.
      Waiting for pix...
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      Wow, TCLers are not a photogenic bunch
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      My god...this thread is pure homosexual excellence.

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      06-03-2011 02:46 PM #166
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      Nothing is more awesome than ghetto femme black guys. They're hilarious. Sashaying like chicks, but you know they grew up going through some serious **** so you know they know how to whoop on some ass.

      Those bitches can fight like they're in the MMA. And if it's a black femme drag queen, she's got a razor blade somewhere on her person and she'll carve you up like a Thanksgiving Day turkey if you fu(k with her.
      Quote Originally Posted by KahviVW View Post
      Wow, TCLers are not a photogenic bunch
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      My god...this thread is pure homosexual excellence.

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      06-03-2011 02:47 PM #167
      Quote Originally Posted by Jettavr666 View Post
      bingo. Thats why I tell people my life as a gay man is really not much different than any straight guy.
      The stereotype is the lispy femme dude, but every gay dude I know has a long-term relationship, a sensible car, and a house, faps to internet porn, and wears polo shirts. Of course there ARE lispy femme dudes, but....It's like that sig Swallow Doretti had for a while, y'all are not exactly who I'd go to for sassy fashion advice.
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      06-03-2011 03:00 PM #168
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      Do bears and twinks make good couples or do they normally stick with their ilk ?
      Yes
      I'm more bearish, and twinks LOVE me

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      Is it common for gay men to use dildos and vibrators ?
      Yes...ask my ex

      Quote Originally Posted by ArtieLange View Post
      Do you find that the most anti-gay people turn out to be flaming homos?
      Also, was it hard coming out?
      YES. One time I slept with a priest...that was awkward.

      painful coming out. My father and I don't speak.
      Nobody expected me to be gay. I'm a total dude except what I do in the bathroom.
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      How often are you the subject of hatred or discrimination because you are openly gay?
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      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      One time I slept with a priest...that was awkward.
      You've screwed a priest and Big Bird? If there is a hell, you are going there.
      Last edited by winstonsmith84; 06-03-2011 at 03:10 PM.

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      06-03-2011 03:08 PM #170
      Subscribed, mad props to all you guys for being so open about yourselves. I need a gay friend lol. (no homo)
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      06-03-2011 03:09 PM #171
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      painful coming out. My father and I don't speak.
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      What an *******. That kind of **** always pisses me off.
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      06-03-2011 03:09 PM #172
      MRVW01 - how are you getting all those quotes in a single post?? There's multiple questions I'm happy to take a poke at ... but pulling all those quotes seems like a PITA.



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      06-03-2011 03:09 PM #173
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      Nobody expected me to be gay. I'm a total dude except what I do in the bathroom.
      oh my!... god only knows what you do in there!

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      06-03-2011 03:11 PM #174
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      oh my!... god only knows what you do in there!
      Douching ? That or maybe shave his legs?

    25. 06-03-2011 03:12 PM #175
      Quote Originally Posted by Turbiodiesel! View Post
      The stereotype is the lispy femme dude, but every gay dude I know has a long-term relationship, a sensible car, and a house, faps to internet porn, and wears polo shirts. Of course there ARE lispy femme dudes, but....It's like that sig Swallow Doretti had for a while, y'all are not exactly who I'd go to for sassy fashion advice.
      Looks down at myself:

      relationship 4 years
      drives a paid off passat
      owns a home in another city that is now rented out
      internet pron? yes please
      and i have on a polo shirt today

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