The official homo thread

[Basscase]

HEY! There is no hetero happening in the homo thread! You're giving each other handy Js at least... and shooting it on each other.

Boom HEADSHOT!

[warrenW]

what do you think about fraternities? groups of closet homosexuals?

im straight and in a fraternity- i hear all the time from both other people i know and from people who study the topic that there are actually a lot of gays/homoerotic behavior in fraternities, and this can be backed up by statistical evidence.

[warrenW]

if i were to go to a gay club as a straight guy, say with either my gay friends or with girls, what would i experience? do a bunch of guys like, hit on you and stuff? or is it pretty chill?


im a textbook what you call a twink...im 21 and i look like im 12. literally.

[gti_matt]

if i were to go to a gay club as a straight guy, say with either my gay friends or with girls, what would i experience? do a bunch of guys like, hit on you and stuff? or is it pretty chill?


im a textbook what you call a twink...im 21 and i look like im 12. literally.

Probably depends on the club and the crowd it draws. Don't know if a "bunch" of guys would hit on you but definitely don't be surprised if you get at least chatted up a few times.

[gti_matt]

Ok what the hell does Top and Bottom stand for ? I have yet to figure that out.

Also on the second page ..... WTF not all gay guys take it up the azz ?)

Bottom = the one being poked in buttsecks. Top = the one doing the poking.

Some guys like to be one or the other exclusively, others will do either equally ("versatile"), others will do one or the other but might prefer one over the other anyway (e.g.: "top/versatile" prefers top but will bottom on occasion).

[gti_matt]

what do you think about fraternities? groups of closet homosexuals?

im straight and in a fraternity- i hear all the time from both other people i know and from people who study the topic that there are actually a lot of gays/homoerotic behavior in fraternities, and this can be backed up by statistical evidence.

Well you tell us 'cause you're the one in the fraternity. :-)

It's hard for me to say. I can go either way on the subject. On one hand I'm gay and have zero desire to try anything hetero anymore (yeah I did when I was younger 'cause I thought it was what I was "supposed" to do), so the reverse would be true (str8 guys not interesting in anything homo).

But on the other hand, I'll admit in my head that on more than one occasion there's something about being around other guys/friends/buddies all the time (especially in college and you're starting a sort of new life and your own identity) that they become a very integral part of your lives and I'm going to guess there's an emotional level of closeness and brotherhood that might teeter on the edge of spilling over into the physical in some circumstances. But then again that's my gay self talking because I can't remove my own interpretation and coloring of male-male relationships completely from the situation. So in my head yeah there's some degree of imagining that some frat guys are going "hey I'm not gay but we're 20 and raging hormones and well let's just help each other out from time to time what's the harm?". But again, that's just me and I inherently can't look at the topic from a totally neutral point of view.

[A Gruesome Time]

if i were to go to a gay club as a straight guy, say with either my gay friends or with girls, what would i experience? do a bunch of guys like, hit on you and stuff? or is it pretty chill?


im a textbook what you call a twink...im 21 and i look like im 12. literally.

I went to a Drag show once... Was pretty easy for my straight self and my straight best friend to pick up hot straight girls...

[gti_matt]

I swear to God, he then proceeds to sit down next time on the toilet and take a massive dump.

I left in horror within 5 mins...nearly in tears and called my best friend and said "You're never going to believe this..."

Oh holy hell wtf?! I've been w/my partner for 11+ years and I still do not want him barging in on me when I'm doing #2 or vice versa. I don't care who you are or how long you've known the other person but #2 should always ALWAYS be done in complete privacy.

[gti_matt]

I went to a Drag show once... Was pretty easy for my straight self and my straight best friend to pick up hot straight girls...

Everyone's having fun and in a "aw what the hell I don't care!" mood and probably drinking too so yeah.

[MRVW00]

Hmmm...you think this was his evil gay plot the whole time? Those gays are a sneaky bunch....

DAMN! YOU FOUND OUT OUR PLOT!

Of course I do. This whole thread is part of his master plan to convert us all into eligible receivers.

CAUGHT!

No, I don't play with fat guys.

That's why we never hooked up....

props to all for the Thread of The Month thank you OP, str8 boys, and my 'mo brethren.

Why are some gay men scandalous when it comes to public sex?

Why does a dog lick his balls?
BECAUSE HE CAN!
I once had some of the best sex of my life in the back of my A4 in a Macy's parking garage. It was hot because we could've been caught...thank God my windows are 5%

what do you think about fraternities? groups of closet homosexuals?

I can't tell you how many times I've banged dudes in the same frat.
Frats are a bunch of closet queens that probably hookup with each other too, bro.
I've never been to college but with all the time Ive spent on campuses I should have a Doctorate.

if i were to go to a gay club as a straight guy, say with either my gay friends or with girls, what would i experience? do a bunch of guys like, hit on you and stuff? or is it pretty chill?

im a textbook what you call a twink...im 21 and i look like im 12. literally.

You'd probably be hit on, but you tell dudes your straight and they'll be really cool. A drag show might pick on you, and there might be ONE creep that you'll have to get firm with. Overall, it's a freaking blast.

Textbook Twink? Post pics so daddy bear can be the judge of that...

Oh holy hell wtf?! I've been w/my partner for 11+ years and I still do not want him barging in on me when I'm doing #2 or vice versa. I don't care who you are or how long you've known the other person but #2 should always ALWAYS be done in complete privacy.

AMEN SISTER!
The only person that's allowed to barge in when I'm dropping a deuce is my brother.
We aren't going to bang, and if he needs to shower or get something, it's a matter of convenience and importance.

[Yo Teach]

if i were to go to a gay club as a straight guy, say with either my gay friends or with girls, what would i experience? do a bunch of guys like, hit on you and stuff? or is it pretty chill?


im a textbook what you call a twink...im 21 and i look like im 12. literally.

I have twice been to a specific club on "gay night." In the interest of full disclosure, it was not specifically a gay club. It was a club/bar that has gay night on Tuesdays.

One night, I was there with a female friend and her gay friend. I ended up dancing with my female friend and making out with her for the rest of the night and wouldn't even remember any guys hitting on me, because I ended up too drunk to **** this girl.

The second time, there were 5 of us - two straight girls, two straights guys (myself included) and a gay guy. It was fun. The other straight guy and I danced with our girlfriends and I was never hit on.

I never really felt uncomfortable. There's nothing to worry about. If anyone hits on you, all you have to do is say "No thanks" and feel happy someone thinks you're attractive. I am secure in my manhood and am not afraid going to a club on gay night is going to "turn me gay."

[Nicefeet]

Are reach arounds common?

[Basscase]

We aren't going to bang, and if he needs to shower or get something, it's a matter of convenience and importance.

That made me laugh!

BTW..I am DEFINITELY a private pooper...

[OSD#15]

RE: straight dudes in gay bars...

Ive lived here since september and ive been to the local gay bar 3 times because our gay friend wanted us to go with him. I am 3 for 3 in getting laid by attractive women when going there and i am ugly!

[Basscase]

RE: straight dudes in gay bars...

Ive lived here since september and ive been to the local gay bar 3 times....

There's a sh!t ton to choose from. Oddly enough I've never been....

[MRVW00]

Are reach arounds common?

It's the polite thing to do.

RE: straight dudes in gay bars...

Ive lived here since september and ive been to the local gay bar 3 times because our gay friend wanted us to go with him. I am 3 for 3 in getting laid by attractive women when going there and i am ugly!

The defense rest...

[CosmicTDI]

what do you think about fraternities? groups of closet homosexuals?

im straight and in a fraternity- i hear all the time from both other people i know and from people who study the topic that there are actually a lot of gays/homoerotic behavior in fraternities, and this can be backed up by statistical evidence.

I was in a fraternity in college. It's not a group of closeted homos, but there sure were some curious str8 and some guys needing to come out within the chapter I was in. It made for a lot of fun, though... many years ago.

[CosmicTDI]

im a textbook what you call a twink...im 21 and i look like im 12. literally.

I was too. It was a PITA when I turned 21. Good thing I had my DL and a military ID to support the fact I really was 21. Oh, and be ready to get hit on by a few daddy types if you go.

[CosmicTDI]

Ok what the hell does Top and Bottom stand for ? I have yet to figure that out.

Also on the second page ..... WTF not all gay guys take it up the azz ? Doesnt that make them only partially gay ? ( I personally dont get it why chicks do it but what ever)

Top = doing the fu(king
Bottom = getting fu(ked

If being gay required guys to bottom, there'd be a lot less gays.

[pops]

Do ya'll believe it's possible to have close, straight guy friends who you don't want to bang? Or will the sex part always get in the way?

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.

[Der Schaltwerks]

what do you think about fraternities? groups of closet homosexuals?

im straight and in a fraterni