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      06-03-2011 12:41 PM #101
      I've observed gay guys become verbally and physically repulsed by the slightest mention of vagina. This is something I use as a barometer of gayness.

      "Blech...tuna fish" with a yucky expression on their face seems to be a common response. When I inform them that most vaginas don't smell like a rotten can of fish they don't seem to believe me and look at me like this:

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      06-03-2011 12:41 PM #102
      So what about this whole deal with, for lack of a better word, gaydar? When you look at a guy is there just something about his mannerisms or what have you that you pick up on and can tell that they're gay? I have a couple of friends (straight and gay) that say they can tell when someone is gay, but they cant describe exactly what it is that makes them think that, they just know. I honestly have no clue how serious they are, Im pretty much the most oblivious person ever to realising my acquaintences are gay.
      I mean, for straight people, you pretty much assume that the person youre into is straight as well, but what about when youre gay? How often does a guy you think is gay turn out to be legitimately straight, or are you pretty good at not asking out straight people?
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      06-03-2011 12:42 PM #103
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      I've observed gay guys become verbally and physically repulsed by the slightest mention of vagina. This is something I use as a barometer of gayness.

      "Blech...tuna fish" with a yucky expression on their face seems to be a common response. When I inform them that most vaginas don't smell like a rotten can of fish they don't seem to believe me and look at me like this:
      Actually going down on her was the only thing I liked to do with my one and only girlfriend. I was damn good at it, if her response was any indication.
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    4. 06-03-2011 12:43 PM #104
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      What percentage of gay guys are "power bottoms" as opposed to standard bottoms ?
      LMAO best question yet. unfortunatly at this point I dont think there is any definitive study on the number of power bottoms out there.

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      06-03-2011 12:43 PM #105
      Quote Originally Posted by CosmicTDI View Post
      You think we keep statistics? I don't even know what the difference would be? If you like it in the ass, you do. I don't know how someone would like it more. IMO, you either do or you don't.
      If you don't keep stats, you should. I was under the impression that a power bottom was a dude who could take a massive shlong vigorously. Not true?

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      06-03-2011 12:44 PM #106
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      What percentage of gay guys are "power bottoms" as opposed to standard bottoms ?
      In Cincy, it seems to be the land of 10,000 bottoms...which is nice, since I'm a top!

      Quote Originally Posted by CosmicTDI View Post
      You think we keep statistics? I don't even know what the difference would be? If you like it in the ass, you do. I don't know how someone would like it more. IMO, you either do or you don't.
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      06-03-2011 12:45 PM #107
      Quote Originally Posted by Jettavr666 View Post
      LMAO best question yet. unfortunatly at this point I dont think there is any definitive study on the number of power bottoms out there.
      Could you ball park it for me based on your personal (extensive) experience?

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      06-03-2011 12:47 PM #108
      One time I was watching this Brazilian porno and the chick was blowing a dude. Not hot, but cute enough and tits were nothing to write home about, but enough to jiggle a little. When it comes time for dude to help her take her panties off, a dick pops out. Needless to say, I was shocked because I would NEVER have suspected her to be a trans. Prior to the wiener reveal, I was sporting a good enough dolphin to flog to knucklebaby waste but lost it when I realized what happened. I watched a little more because the chick's dong went out of frame, but when the dude started blowing the chick I just lost interest. I couldn't even abandon reality enough to convince myself it was a real chick wearing a strap-on, which I've seen thousands of times in lesbian porn. The video was clearly mis-categorized on tubegalore.com and the text at the beginning was in Brazilian and there didn't appear to be any tranny content based on my non-existent knowledge of the language. Should I be concerned?
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    9. 06-03-2011 12:47 PM #109

      I disagree.
      I've always been the masculine man in the relationships, and my BF's have been more submissive. But then again, that's why I attract I guess.

      BTW, send me his number...
      OMG you would love him. Seriously best sex ever. And he liked it so much i would wake up having sex with him riding. Just so awesome.

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      06-03-2011 12:49 PM #110
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      If you don't keep stats, you should. I was under the impression that a power bottom was a dude who could take a massive shlong vigorously. Not true?
      I would call that a bottom. No differentiation.
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      06-03-2011 12:49 PM #111
      Quote Originally Posted by azn View Post
      So what about this whole deal with, for lack of a better word, gaydar?
      It's something you just know. You can just tell a person is a homo, or gives off the homo vibe. It's easy to see for me...although, I never give a bleep on gaydar.... sucks when your at the gym and think the dude is hot, then you see him at the club the next day.

      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Could you ball park it for me based on your personal (extensive) experience?
      Here it's:
      70% bottom
      50% of them are power bottoms.
      Tops still rule the world...
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      06-03-2011 12:49 PM #112
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      In Cincy, it seems to be the land of 10,000 bottoms...which is nice, since I'm a top!
      Lexington seemed to have quite a few gay guys too. Sounds like you live in the right spot.

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      06-03-2011 12:50 PM #113
      Let's hope none of our IT departments are monitoring this thread.
      Quote Originally Posted by KahviVW View Post
      Wow, TCLers are not a photogenic bunch
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      06-03-2011 12:51 PM #114
      Quote Originally Posted by CosmicTDI View Post
      I would call that a bottom. No differentiation.
      Well the other gays here who actually perform buttsex disagree, so I'm loosing faith in the accuracy of your statements.

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      06-03-2011 12:51 PM #115
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post
      Here it's:
      70% bottom
      50% of them are power bottoms.
      Tops still rule the world...
      Tops aren't getting any if the bottom won't give it up...

      How can 70% + 50% = 100% of bottoms?
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      06-03-2011 12:52 PM #116
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      One time I was watching this Brazilian porno and the chick was blowing a dude. Not hot, but cute enough and tits were nothing to write home about, but enough to jiggle a little. When it comes time for dude to help her take her panties off, a dick pops out. Needless to say, I was shocked because I would NEVER have suspected her to be a trans. Prior to the wiener reveal, I was sporting a good enough dolphin to flog to knucklebaby waste but lost it when I realized what happened. I watched a little more because the chick's dong went out of frame, but when the dude started blowing the chick I just lost interest. I couldn't even abandon reality enough to convince myself it was a real chick wearing a strap-on, which I've seen thousands of times in lesbian porn. The video was clearly mis-categorized on tubegalore.com and the text at the beginning was in Brazilian and there didn't appear to be any tranny content based on my non-existent knowledge of the language. Should I be concerned?
      Nope.
      If you lost your hard on when you saw a d!ck, you're still straight.
      Hell if I saw that, I'd become Mr Softy too....that sh!ts weird!

      Quote Originally Posted by Jettavr666 View Post
      OMG you would love him. Seriously best sex ever. And he liked it so much i would wake up having sex with him riding. Just so awesome.
      Pics or it didn't happen....
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      06-03-2011 12:53 PM #117
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW01 View Post

      Here it's:
      70% bottom
      50% of them are power bottoms.
      Tops still rule the world...
      Fascinating !!!

      The stats exceeded my expectations.

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      06-03-2011 12:54 PM #118
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Lexington seemed to have quite a few gay guys too. Sounds like you live in the right spot.
      I have friends in LEX, and visit often...I'm still a hit on the UK campus...

      Quote Originally Posted by CosmicTDI View Post
      Tops aren't getting any if the bottom won't give it up...

      How can 70% + 50% = 100% of bottoms?


      I meant that 70% of guys in Cincy are bottoms, and 50% of the 70, are power bottoms.
      Make sense now?
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      06-03-2011 12:55 PM #119
      Yes, just the initial question was only about bottoms.
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    20. 06-03-2011 12:56 PM #120
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Could you ball park it for me based on your personal (extensive) experience?
      well... in my experience its actually fairly small, but again I like masculine bottom guys, which tend to be more timid in their "bottomness"

      To me a power bottom is a bottom that has a "no d!ck is too big, and im gonna jump on nomatter what mentality" these kind of people are not a turn on for me. If I had to venture a guess I would say less than 10%

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      06-03-2011 01:04 PM #121
      Quote Originally Posted by azn View Post
      So what about this whole deal with, for lack of a better word, gaydar? When you look at a guy is there just something about his mannerisms or what have you that you pick up on and can tell that they're gay?
      Aside from the obvious flamboyant types, I was told the eyes were always a dead giveaway. Something about how they have a softer "look" to them bordering on feminine. Then again, this was explained to me by a couple of gay friends that are sort of the femm type anyway (snappy dress, always well groomed, womanly mannerisms about hygiene, into Lady Gaga), but without the lisp.
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      06-03-2011 01:08 PM #122
      You want to know who's gay? Covertly watch who they are checking out when out in public.
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      06-03-2011 01:12 PM #123
      This thread is gay.
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      06-03-2011 01:13 PM #124
      Quote Originally Posted by Jettavr666 View Post
      well... in my experience its actually fairly small, but again I like masculine bottom guys, which tend to be more timid in their "bottomness"

      To me a power bottom is a bottom that has a "no d!ck is too big, and im gonna jump on nomatter what mentality" these kind of people are not a turn on for me. If I had to venture a guess I would say less than 10%
      Yessssss! I'm glad that I, a verified heterosexual, can differentiate and appreciate the difference between a power bottom and a standard bottom.

      I think MRVW01 has a higher power bottom rate because he really likes to bring the heat and isn't too keen on slow poking.

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