My name is Ranger. I live in a house with 2 hoominz who like VAG stuffs. I like VAG stuffs too.
I had recently reached out to MTV for my own reality show, but I was turned down. Something about lolcat racism. I haz Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson on the case. But for now, I makes my own reality thread. Welcome to Volkshaus...let me show you it.
This is me. My hoominz know that I don't take teh chit from anyone. I keeps teh order round here.
I is currently working on my interior dezine degree.
I haz two hoominz. One is a girl and she avoids me because I am not declawed. My other hoomin is a male, and sometimes likes to test my patience. Sometimes, a warning is sufficient.
Other times, I haz to smack a bitch.
Usually after that, it keeps him in line for a while. I gots it like dat.
While I am not disciplining my hoominz, I am outside picking fights and keeping hood kittehs out of my territories. I also make sure teh cars are ok.
The hoominz are always washing cars. Usually they come out nice, but when I am not satisfied, I let them know.
It's time for a nap. I writes more later. :p