Volkshaus: A Kitteh's Perspective

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-10-2011 01:45 PM

My name is Ranger. I live in a house with 2 hoominz who like VAG stuffs. I like VAG stuffs too.

I had recently reached out to MTV for my own reality show, but I was turned down. Something about lolcat racism. I haz Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson on the case. But for now, I makes my own reality thread. Welcome to Volkshaus...let me show you it.

This is me. My hoominz know that I don't take teh chit from anyone. I keeps teh order round here.

I is currently working on my interior dezine degree.

I haz two hoominz. One is a girl and she avoids me because I am not declawed. My other hoomin is a male, and sometimes likes to test my patience. Sometimes, a warning is sufficient.

Other times, I haz to smack a bitch.

Usually after that, it keeps him in line for a while. I gots it like dat.

While I am not disciplining my hoominz, I am outside picking fights and keeping hood kittehs out of my territories. I also make sure teh cars are ok.

The hoominz are always washing cars. Usually they come out nice, but when I am not satisfied, I let them know.

It's time for a nap. I writes more later. :p

**eudorrra** · 06-10-2011 01:52 PM

fffff that explains the cat hair all over my keyboard

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-10-2011 01:58 PM

Yep. And after this, I makes you pan fer gold in teh litter box.

**eudorrra** · 06-10-2011 02:05 PM

no moar sliced giblets for you! which reminds me i need to get more kibbles at Shoprite..

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-10-2011 02:25 PM

Ok...I waits here.

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-11-2011 01:07 PM

Overcast and rain makes for a lazy Caturday. Hoomin is too lazy to do the seatbelt swap in the MK2.

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-11-2011 06:23 PM

After much scratching and tormenting, I finally got the hoomin to get off of his ass and get some work done.

He needed a hand putting in the new seat belts, so I halped.

Amateur.

**nemo1ner** · 06-14-2011 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by NastyJettaNza

I tried reading this and all I got was "meow meow meow, hiss, spit, meow"

You forgot bite and scratch.

**dubbin_boho** · 06-14-2011 08:34 PM

**JUS_GT_EYEZ** · 06-15-2011 03:50 PM

**VDubberGolfGirl** · 06-15-2011 04:37 PM

this is one awesome kitteh!!

will be watching this thread. keep up the good work.

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-15-2011 09:10 PM

The hoomin came home from work and didn't even bother to open a can for me. Instead, he went to work on "Gretta" and finished teh seatbeltz.

Soopid hoomin, testing seatbelt while the car is parked. I knows that you need to drive and crash into a wall... or small poodle to test seatbeltz.

The stoopidity got too much and I got bored. I discovered that stubby antennas make for good scratchy-rubz.

I iz going to make this my FaceSpacez profile foto.

**nemo1ner** · 06-20-2011 01:53 PM

I love how all the pics have something VW related in the background.

This household has problems.

**eudorrra** · 06-20-2011 11:18 PM

This Just In: his purr sounds like a mk2 diesel

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-21-2011 12:01 AM

Today was filled with teh busy. The boy hoomin was away working on teh mk2.

While he was doing that, the girl hoomin was picking up rare stuffs. I was home accepting teh delivereez.

**bansheelos** · 06-21-2011 08:09 AM

Im subscribed!

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-21-2011 01:00 PM

As long as you are subri...ubskribe....susbrib....reading this, you should send me some kibbles. You takes teh paypals?

**bansheelos** · 06-21-2011 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Puss N' Boost

As long as you are subri...ubskribe....susbrib....reading this, you should send me some kibbles. You takes teh paypals?

I don't trust the paypals lol its a conspiracy man!

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-24-2011 12:44 PM

The hoomin made a sammich and stepped away for a bit..........

Me thinks the coast is clearz............

NOMONOMONOMONOMONOM!

**Puss N' Boost** · 06-29-2011 10:36 AM

I watched teh hoominz this weekend cleaning teh cars in persperashuns (spellings) for Cult Classic.

Teh Mk2 cleaned up so nicely, I juss had to take another look.

Yesterday, I spent teh day outside with no kibble. Teh hoominz were taking forever getting home.

When I finally got in, I put my Google abilitiez to good use and spotted one of teh hoominz at teh inspekshunz line with teh Gretta.

Now...inspekshunz my litter box!

**eudorrra** · 08-19-2011 12:55 PM

He's been busy helping me with the laundry....

... And to think he was trying to hide from his chores!! Tsk tsk

**bdubsmk4turbo** · 08-19-2011 01:02 PM

HAHA THERE HE IS.
I WAS BEGINING TO WONDER

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-19-2011 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by bdubsmk4turbo

HAHA THERE HE IS.
I WAS BEGINING TO WONDER

I haz been buzy. I spent most of teh day fishing.

When I am not fishing, I am looking over the hoomin's work. Teh spreadsheets comprise the formulas, equations and factors that are needed to perform an ecoefficiency
analysis bases on a suitable set of LCA data. It consists of two excel workbooks.
One workbook is used to store LCA data for the different customer benefits and the other
performs the calculations and presents the results. It is possible to customize the ecoefficiency
analysis by using different relevance factors and weighting methods. One problem
for an English-speaking hoomin is that the excel templates are in German. Most of the cells are
however self-explanatory and even with very limited understanding of German it is possible
to navigate the pages......... luckily for teh hoomin, I is fluents in de deutsch.

Staring at excel for too long makes meh want to nap.

**eudorrra** · 08-20-2011 10:55 AM

Today Ranger is helping us diagnose the cars. My VR has been stalling out at low RPMs liiike when people drive REALLY slowly turning at intersections

I also have an airbag voltage code

Ranger felt bad for not helping with the inside chores, and since he wasn't going to help wash the cars, he took a peek under the Audi to see if he could figure out the oil leak instead

**Mosbius Designs** · 08-20-2011 10:56 AM

Kitteh knows your problem - you're driving a bunch of Volkswagens.

**nemo1ner** · 08-20-2011 11:02 AM

^^^Lmao. ^^^

**nemo1ner** · 08-20-2011 01:38 PM

Volkshaus car wash day.

**eudorrra** · 08-20-2011 03:28 PM

Quality assurance kitteh inspects...

... and approves

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-22-2011 10:22 PM

What I don't approves is you guyz being gone for teh day at Dubs on teh Delaware.

Wet and hungry kitteh leaves extra presents in teh litter box.

I guess everyone was exhausted last night. Teh girl managed to snap a shot of teh guys taking a nap together (no homoz).

**Dexter_da_Bau55** · 08-23-2011 03:48 PM

hai mie name iz Dexter. I am da Bausssss. My dad like the same car as you. can i play 2?

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-25-2011 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by Dexter_da_Bau55

hai mie name iz Dexter. I am da Bausssss. My dad like the same car as you. can i play 2?

I iz teh baus round' here.

**Dexter_da_Bau55** · 08-25-2011 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Puss N' Boost

I iz teh baus round' here.

lets be friendz nd rule all. Come 2 dub luv tuning and have beerrr wif me

**eudorrra** · 08-23-2011 04:46 PM

Hi Dexter!

mew mew meow mew mew!

Like I said, Ranger can get pretty territorial, but I'll ask him if he wants to talk kibbles and mods when he comes out of hiding from the earthquake

**Dexter_da_Bau55** · 08-23-2011 05:41 PM

i was skerrrd tooooo!

**Mosbius Designs** · 08-23-2011 06:09 PM

Our kittehs were pretty scared too...came home to a nicely messed up house.

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