fffff that explains the cat hair all over my keyboard
My name is Ranger. I live in a house with 2 hoominz who like VAG stuffs. I like VAG stuffs too.
I had recently reached out to MTV for my own reality show, but I was turned down. Something about lolcat racism. I haz Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson on the case. But for now, I makes my own reality thread. Welcome to Volkshaus...let me show you it.
This is me. My hoominz know that I don't take teh chit from anyone. I keeps teh order round here.
I is currently working on my interior dezine degree.
I haz two hoominz. One is a girl and she avoids me because I am not declawed. My other hoomin is a male, and sometimes likes to test my patience. Sometimes, a warning is sufficient.
Other times, I haz to smack a bitch.
Usually after that, it keeps him in line for a while. I gots it like dat.
While I am not disciplining my hoominz, I am outside picking fights and keeping hood kittehs out of my territories. I also make sure teh cars are ok.
The hoominz are always washing cars. Usually they come out nice, but when I am not satisfied, I let them know.
It's time for a nap. I writes more later. :p
Last edited by Puss N' Boost; 06-10-2011 at 02:30 PM.
no moar sliced giblets for you! which reminds me i need to get more kibbles at Shoprite..
It was quite the busy day today. The hoominz cleared the driveway of one car, installed some mud flaps on the other, and brought the red MK3 back. The red one still haz a slight coolant leak coming from the flange, so I will make sure to avoid licking the puddle.
PS: I have been playing in the mud, so you may want to wash the 20th now.
Last edited by Puss N' Boost; 06-12-2011 at 11:24 PM.
The hoomin came home from work and didn't even bother to open a can for me. Instead, he went to work on "Gretta" and finished teh seatbeltz.
Soopid hoomin, testing seatbelt while the car is parked. I knows that you need to drive and crash into a wall... or small poodle to test seatbeltz.
The stoopidity got too much and I got bored. I discovered that stubby antennas make for good scratchy-rubz.
I iz going to make this my FaceSpacez profile foto.
careful, Ranger gets territorial! you may be able to bribe him with kitteh treats and chinny-rubs for a guest post spot though
I watched teh hoominz this weekend cleaning teh cars in persperashuns (spellings) for Cult Classic.
Teh Mk2 cleaned up so nicely, I juss had to take another look.
Yesterday, I spent teh day outside with no kibble. Teh hoominz were taking forever getting home.
When I finally got in, I put my Google abilitiez to good use and spotted one of teh hoominz at teh inspekshunz line with teh Gretta.
Now...inspekshunz my litter box!
I enjoy teh outdoors. It helps me get in touch with my jungle kitteh instinks, but there are consequensis....like pesky tiks. Luckily, teh girl hoomin gets tehm off meh.
After teh tiks went away, I proceeded outside sneaky-like to see what teh other hoomin was up to.
He waz giving teh cleanings to teh mk3's center console.
Nothing exciting. I is not amused unless I see engine swaps.