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    Thread: Volkshaus: A Kitteh's Perspective

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      06-21-2011 01:00 PM #26
      As long as you are subri...ubskribe....susbrib....reading this, you should send me some kibbles. You takes teh paypals?

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      06-21-2011 05:52 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by Puss N' Boost View Post
      As long as you are subri...ubskribe....susbrib....reading this, you should send me some kibbles. You takes teh paypals?
      I don't trust the paypals lol its a conspiracy man!

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      06-24-2011 12:44 PM #28
      The hoomin made a sammich and stepped away for a bit..........

      Me thinks the coast is clearz............

      NOMONOMONOMONOMONOM!





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      06-29-2011 10:36 AM #29
      I watched teh hoominz this weekend cleaning teh cars in persperashuns (spellings) for Cult Classic.





      Teh Mk2 cleaned up so nicely, I juss had to take another look.



      Yesterday, I spent teh day outside with no kibble. Teh hoominz were taking forever getting home.



      When I finally got in, I put my Google abilitiez to good use and spotted one of teh hoominz at teh inspekshunz line with teh Gretta.



      Now...inspekshunz my litter box!

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      06-30-2011 06:14 PM #30
      I enjoy teh outdoors. It helps me get in touch with my jungle kitteh instinks, but there are consequensis....like pesky tiks. Luckily, teh girl hoomin gets tehm off meh.



      After teh tiks went away, I proceeded outside sneaky-like to see what teh other hoomin was up to.





      He waz giving teh cleanings to teh mk3's center console.



      Nothing exciting. I is not amused unless I see engine swaps.


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      07-28-2011 08:52 AM #31
      I stept outside the other day and found another car parkt in teh driveways. Driveways is getting too fuul and effecting my territories.



      **This post haz been brought to you by Firefox. I only use teh Firefox to brows the interwebz.


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      08-02-2011 05:19 PM #32
      Today was too nice to be inside. So while the haus-servants were out making money fer mah kibbles, I was chillaxin' lookin' at teh neighborhood ladies. Had some Summertime on repeat.





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      08-04-2011 06:02 PM #33
      How fitting is it that one of your state-issued tags has the name 'ALF' in it.

      Kitteh must secretly hate that volkswagen.
      King for President.

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      08-05-2011 08:29 AM #34


      I do find an increased number of muddy paw prints compared to the other cars in the driveway.
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      08-06-2011 05:35 PM #35
      This thread is full of win.
      ( . Y . )
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      ...if you find a penis in your bum, ya, you're screwed.


      ...just re-tap it.

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      08-08-2011 03:46 PM #36
      Awesome. My wife doesn't understand most of the vw references but she enjoyed anyway.
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      08-08-2011 06:25 PM #37
      I'm only 2 and I understands teh VW stuff. Tell your wife to search...and gets me some wet food. Hoominz are holding out on meh.



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      08-08-2011 08:34 PM #38
      King for President.

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      08-08-2011 09:21 PM #39
      Oooo... I can do that! I bin practising.

      Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.

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      08-11-2011 10:38 PM #40
      The hoomin was off from werk today. He spent most of teh day cleaning mai territoreez outside.

      He was pretty tired afterward, so we got down to some synkronized chillingz.

      Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.

      "I believe that one day everyone, everywhere will know the wonders of my nipples." -- Stimpson J. Cat

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      08-12-2011 03:54 PM #41
      Today was a good day to wash teh car. Coorekshun, today was a good day for me to supervise teh hoomin washing teh car.

      Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.

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      08-19-2011 12:36 PM #42
      yo ranger where the hell r u???
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      08-19-2011 12:55 PM #43
      He's been busy helping me with the laundry....



      ... And to think he was trying to hide from his chores!! Tsk tsk

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      [maya]womp womp... (where did that piece of celery go?) kittah![/maya]

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      08-19-2011 01:02 PM #44
      HAHA THERE HE IS.
      I WAS BEGINING TO WONDER
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      08-19-2011 06:05 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by bdubsmk4turbo View Post
      yo ranger where the hell r u???
      Watching you...watching meh...watching you.

      Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.

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      08-19-2011 06:19 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by bdubsmk4turbo View Post
      HAHA THERE HE IS.
      I WAS BEGINING TO WONDER
      I haz been buzy. I spent most of teh day fishing.



      When I am not fishing, I am looking over the hoomin's work. Teh spreadsheets comprise the formulas, equations and factors that are needed to perform an ecoefficiency
      analysis bases on a suitable set of LCA data. It consists of two excel workbooks.
      One workbook is used to store LCA data for the different customer benefits and the other
      performs the calculations and presents the results. It is possible to customize the ecoefficiency
      analysis by using different relevance factors and weighting methods. One problem
      for an English-speaking hoomin is that the excel templates are in German. Most of the cells are
      however self-explanatory and even with very limited understanding of German it is possible
      to navigate the pages......... luckily for teh hoomin, I is fluents in de deutsch.



      Staring at excel for too long makes meh want to nap.



      Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer.

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      08-20-2011 10:55 AM #47
      Today Ranger is helping us diagnose the cars. My VR has been stalling out at low RPMs liiike when people drive REALLY slowly turning at intersections


      I also have an airbag voltage code

      Ranger felt bad for not helping with the inside chores, and since he wasn't going to help wash the cars, he took a peek under the Audi to see if he could figure out the oil leak instead
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      08-20-2011 10:56 AM #48
      Kitteh knows your problem - you're driving a bunch of Volkswagens.
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      08-20-2011 11:02 AM #49
      ^^^Lmao. ^^^

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      08-20-2011 01:38 PM #50
      Volkshaus car wash day.

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