Volkshaus: A Kitteh's Perspective

**MAC** · 08-08-2011 03:46 PM

Awesome. My wife doesn't understand most of the vw references but she enjoyed anyway.

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-08-2011 06:25 PM

I'm only 2 and I understands teh VW stuff. Tell your wife to search...and gets me some wet food. Hoominz are holding out on meh.

**Mosbius Designs** · 08-08-2011 08:34 PM

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-08-2011 09:21 PM

Oooo... I can do that! I bin practising.

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-11-2011 10:38 PM

The hoomin was off from werk today. He spent most of teh day cleaning mai territoreez outside.

He was pretty tired afterward, so we got down to some synkronized chillingz.

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-12-2011 03:54 PM

Today was a good day to wash teh car. Coorekshun, today was a good day for me to supervise teh hoomin washing teh car.

**bdubsmk4turbo** · 08-19-2011 12:36 PM

yo ranger where the hell r u???

**eudorrra** · 08-19-2011 12:55 PM

He's been busy helping me with the laundry....

... And to think he was trying to hide from his chores!! Tsk tsk

**bdubsmk4turbo** · 08-19-2011 01:02 PM

HAHA THERE HE IS.
I WAS BEGINING TO WONDER

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-19-2011 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by bdubsmk4turbo

yo ranger where the hell r u???

Watching you...watching meh...watching you.

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-19-2011 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by bdubsmk4turbo

HAHA THERE HE IS.
I WAS BEGINING TO WONDER

I haz been buzy. I spent most of teh day fishing.

When I am not fishing, I am looking over the hoomin's work. Teh spreadsheets comprise the formulas, equations and factors that are needed to perform an ecoefficiency
analysis bases on a suitable set of LCA data. It consists of two excel workbooks.
One workbook is used to store LCA data for the different customer benefits and the other
performs the calculations and presents the results. It is possible to customize the ecoefficiency
analysis by using different relevance factors and weighting methods. One problem
for an English-speaking hoomin is that the excel templates are in German. Most of the cells are
however self-explanatory and even with very limited understanding of German it is possible
to navigate the pages......... luckily for teh hoomin, I is fluents in de deutsch.

Staring at excel for too long makes meh want to nap.

**eudorrra** · 08-20-2011 10:55 AM

Today Ranger is helping us diagnose the cars. My VR has been stalling out at low RPMs liiike when people drive REALLY slowly turning at intersections

I also have an airbag voltage code

Ranger felt bad for not helping with the inside chores, and since he wasn't going to help wash the cars, he took a peek under the Audi to see if he could figure out the oil leak instead

**Mosbius Designs** · 08-20-2011 10:56 AM

Kitteh knows your problem - you're driving a bunch of Volkswagens.

**nemo1ner** · 08-20-2011 11:02 AM

^^^Lmao. ^^^

**nemo1ner** · 08-20-2011 01:38 PM

Volkshaus car wash day.

**eudorrra** · 08-20-2011 03:28 PM

Quality assurance kitteh inspects...

... and approves

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-22-2011 10:22 PM

What I don't approves is you guyz being gone for teh day at Dubs on teh Delaware.

Wet and hungry kitteh leaves extra presents in teh litter box.

I guess everyone was exhausted last night. Teh girl managed to snap a shot of teh guys taking a nap together (no homoz).

**Dexter_da_Bau55** · 08-23-2011 03:48 PM

hai mie name iz Dexter. I am da Bausssss. My dad like the same car as you. can i play 2?

**eudorrra** · 08-23-2011 04:46 PM

Hi Dexter!

mew mew meow mew mew!

Like I said, Ranger can get pretty territorial, but I'll ask him if he wants to talk kibbles and mods when he comes out of hiding from the earthquake

**Dexter_da_Bau55** · 08-23-2011 05:41 PM

i was skerrrd tooooo!

**Mosbius Designs** · 08-23-2011 06:09 PM

Our kittehs were pretty scared too...came home to a nicely messed up house.

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-25-2011 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by Dexter_da_Bau55

hai mie name iz Dexter. I am da Bausssss. My dad like the same car as you. can i play 2?

I iz teh baus round' here.

**Dexter_da_Bau55** · 08-25-2011 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Puss N' Boost

I iz teh baus round' here.

lets be friendz nd rule all. Come 2 dub luv tuning and have beerrr wif me

**eudorrra** · 08-25-2011 03:36 PM

in 3...2....1.. meow?

**DubLuv1** · 08-25-2011 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by eudorrra

in 3...2....1.. meow?

LOL

Dexter keep stealing my keyboard and logging into Vortex while im at work. Ill tell him BAD KITTY when I get home

**eudorrra** · 08-25-2011 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by DubLuv1

LOL

Dexter keep stealing my keyboard and logging into Vortex while im at work. Ill tell him BAD KITTY when I get home

hahaha just imagine what they'll be capable of when they develop thumbs!

Speaking of, if it's slow at work, check out the Thumbcat playlist/series of videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Cravenda...CD15A787D3DE46

**duffmanh06** · 08-25-2011 11:33 PM

Thank god I don't let my dog in here. She would have more posts then me in no time!

**eudorrra** · 08-25-2011 11:37 PM

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-26-2011 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by duffmanh06

Thank god I don't let my dog in here. She would have more posts then me in no time!

Dogs fear meh, juss ask the neybors.

I can mess up a stick pretty good too.

The news has been saying that some girl named Irene is coming to Mew Jersey and she is pisses off. Prolly because she's not getting belly rubz like meh. Everyone is stocking up on nessesaries, including me. Zombie survival kit ready, bitches!

The hoominz were also outside getting teh backyard clean. They took down teh temporary garage port in case it turns into parashootz. I supervizes as ussal.

Afterwards, I played hide and go scratch with teh guy hoomin (liek I cant find him hiding behind that stick).

To be continued after teh stormz........

**eudorrra** · 08-27-2011 11:01 PM

Checking in, 11pm Saturday

Ranger has been helping with precautions for the wind and possible tree limb damage. Taping the windows helps keep the glass from shattering by providing a little extra support.

A star shape or X will get the job done, although this way works too:

To minimize risk of injury, stay away from windows. An interior room on a low floor is best. As with tornados, in the event of an emergency, laying down in the bathtub is your safest bet. Just not the one you filled up with drinking water.

I hope you already stocked up on batteries and candles. Remember to never leave a burning candle unattended!

Stay safe, everyone!

**Puss N' Boost** · 08-27-2011 11:11 PM

Kibbles is ready.

**DubLuv1** · 08-27-2011 11:34 PM

**eudorrra** · 08-28-2011 12:08 PM

Ranger was eager to get outside this morning to monitor his territory.

Needless to say, he was not amused.

We fared pretty well; the recently cheese-boxed Jetta got water in it, hesitated, ignited a bit, then died, but after waiting a bit it's magically running perfect again!

**Puss N' Boost** · 09-13-2011 09:36 PM

This past Saturdays, I halped get teh Gretta ready for Dubs on teh Boards.. and the ol' girl won third place! yayy! Teh hoominz wanted to haz family picture day to celebrate; however, I was not in teh mood fer that kind of celebrashunz.

This morning I tried to combat the hornets that have been stalking the garage (and Gretta) at night. Meh thinks they live in the dead tree on the side of the garage. I went and scouted out teh area of operations. My intel was wrong, and I gots teh ambush! A hornet stung me on the back and wouldn't let go

. I did a few front flips to get him off, but it did not werk. Nuno managed to get it off after a while. I spent teh rest of teh day dwelling on my defeats... and planning meh vengence.

After cooling off, meh breathing had slowed down back to meh regular Darth Vader-like rhythm and volume.

**Dexter_da_Bau55** · 09-14-2011 11:09 AM

good job, i love chasin bugs. somtimes i sneak up on dem

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