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    10-13-2012 03:15 PM #141
    Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
    Wow. Its super creepy the way he holds her arm in this video. I feel like if I took hostages, I'd have the same grip.
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    10-13-2012 03:16 PM #142
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    10-13-2012 03:18 PM #143
    Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
    Soapboxes. So many soapboxes. Every single straight man posting in this thread would love to **** her as she is right now.
    oh, let's not rush to conclusions. She's haggard but I wouldn't say no.
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  4. 10-13-2012 03:49 PM #144
    Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
    Soapboxes. So many soapboxes. Every single straight man posting in this thread would love to **** her as she is right now.
    She looks like some trash that washed up on the Jersey shore, if that is what you are into then more power to you. But real men will know not to **** with refuse like her.

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    10-13-2012 03:53 PM #145
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    She looks like some trash that washed up on the Jersey shore, if that is what you are into then more power to you. But real men will know not to **** with refuse like her.
    "Real men." Yeah, that's who wouldn't f*** the s*** out of her. Heh.

  6. 10-13-2012 04:02 PM #146
    Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
    "Real men." Yeah, that's who wouldn't f*** the s*** out of her. Heh.
    She is not old enough to vote but looks like a 50 year old trany.
    If that gets you off, like I said, more power to you. But for people who actually care what they stick their **** in, they would at least think twice.

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    10-13-2012 04:06 PM #147
    So there's this really, really narrow window of what's considered attractive. And this girl doesn't fit. Got it.
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  8. 10-13-2012 04:17 PM #148
    Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
    So there's this really, really narrow window of what's considered attractive. And this girl doesn't fit. Got it.
    No, I find lots of females attractive.
    But deplorable trash like her is not something I would even consider getting my **** wet in.
    Now before she destroyed her body and turned herself into a hack job, I would have been all for it. But as she is now, no way in hell.

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    10-13-2012 04:19 PM #149
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    for people who actually care what they stick their **** in, they would at least think twice.
    Yeah, that's who wouldn't bang her. Not dudes who wouldn't have a chance in hell, but people who "actually care who they f***." You're a trip.

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    10-13-2012 04:59 PM #150
    The only thing tha is disturbing bout the whole thing is the guy's taste in women. She looks like the worst kind of trailer trash.

    As far as the whole "too young" is concerned, there are women at the same age who are capable of acting more mature than a lot of 30 year-olds.




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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Tim View Post
    The only thing tha is disturbing bout the whole thing is the guy's taste in women. She looks like the worst kind of trailer trash.

    PS. Man, she looks horrible!!




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    10-13-2012 06:02 PM #152
    The guy is creepy, and his child-bride only adds to the creepiness.
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  13. 10-13-2012 07:17 PM #153
    circus-grade boob jobs can enhance a womans figure if she was really flat before, but they look awful when they're naked. it really isn't attractive. yeah i get it that she's (supposedly) young and all that. but all the plastic surgery she's had done on a shoestring budget is a real boner killer. i thought i was a real man once upon a time, before i had to maintain a stiffy for a chick that looked great clothed and the opposite nude. lights off please

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    10-13-2012 10:19 PM #154
    She had 4 offers to do porn sent to her on her 18th birthday. It's only a matter of time.......

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    10-13-2012 10:55 PM #155
    her voice is too annoying, as long as she doesn't talk I may be able to put up with her
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    10-13-2012 11:03 PM #156
    Quote Originally Posted by vwbeaner View Post
    her voice is too annoying, as long as she doesn't talk I may be able to put up with her
    Put up with? This bitch is perfect one night material. You can't hear her talking with your dick in her mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Put up with? This bitch is perfect one night material. You can't hear her talking with your dick in her mouth.

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    10-14-2012 01:49 AM #158
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    Put up with? This bitch is perfect one night material. You can't hear her talking with your dick in her mouth.
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    10-14-2012 05:51 AM #160
    Pssshhh
    I've banged much hotter 16yo's

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    10-14-2012 10:25 AM #161
    They're on VH1's "couples therapy" reality show.

    Train wreck!!!!!!!

    Incredibly hard to listen to her and watch the stupid faces she makes.

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    10-15-2012 03:10 AM #162
    I'm would love to manicure painted whore.

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    10-15-2012 03:47 AM #163
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    I'm would love to manicure painted whore.
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  24. 10-15-2012 05:40 AM #164
    This is still going around?

    I couldn't care less...I doubt this girl was exactly headed for big things before she trainwrecked into a world of saline and needles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sizzla View Post
    They're on VH1's "couples therapy" reality show.
    The marriage isn't going well? Who would have thought that would happen?!

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    10-15-2012 08:48 AM #166
    Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
    This is still going around?

    I couldn't care less...I doubt this girl was exactly headed for big things before she trainwrecked into a world of saline and needles.
    There are a lot of big things in porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FancyMan View Post
    I'm would love to manicure painted whore.
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    10-15-2012 10:18 AM #170
    Obviously this couple is an extreme unto itself, but am I the only one also weirded out by Amber Tamblyn



    marrying David Cross?



    Any situation where the age difference is great enough for one spouse to be the others' parent is just uncomfortably large for me. The generational differences must be astounding between them.

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    10-15-2012 10:31 AM #171
    Too creepy for me...
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    Too creepy for me...


    I actually do find this hard to believe. She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night. The fact that she managed to creep YOU out really says something
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    10-15-2012 10:43 AM #173
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post


    I actually do find this hard to believe. She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night. The fact that she managed to creep YOU out really says something
    greenie - you are failing to take into account the fact that most men really do have standards. The bar for joking around saying "i'd tap that", is pretty damn low. The bar for actually pursuing a slam piece is much higher, and must first (for me anyways) overcome the possibility that you would go home with an alphabet of STDs and shame that no shower can ever wash away.

    This chick is busted, do not want.

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    10-15-2012 10:44 AM #174
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night.
    I am usually on the opposition of the pointy elbow brigade but this chick, in all honesty, does nothing for me after all the work. Before all that she was a cute kid, too bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post


    I actually do find this hard to believe. She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night. The fact that she managed to creep YOU out really says something
    I meant the marriage is creepy...not that I'd kick her out of bed. No, not gorgeous, and looks like she has been ridden hard and put away wet...really too bad about her botched b00b job and busted face. But probably still good for one night of bodily fluid exchanging then kick her to the curb.
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