Next week's headline:
Aspiring Singer, 16, Divorces 51 Year Old Husband After One Week of Marriage.
Her reasoning: "Ummm, he's like, old and stuff."
"I've got to say, if there's only one caveat to the ocean between our [ages], I wished I was a virgin when we met," he revealed.
Young Stodden reveals an equally personal detail about the couple's sex life.
"It's fine that he wasn't!" she exclaimed. "He's a tiger!"
"You're so bad," Hutchison said before leaning into Stodden for a nuzzle.
There you got a go ahead from girl in OT. Although I am dating a younger guy, but only by a few years.
If I were a supermarket lobster, I wouldn't wish for anything less than nuclear Armageddon.
Speaking of which, Stodden insists there's nothing weird about her sometimes calling her hubby "dad" by mistake.
"I accidentally call him 'dad '-- you know, Doug-dad, same thing," she laughed.
"It is what it is," Hutchison added, also smiling. "The thing about us is, we can laugh at ourselves and that was part of what we were trying to convey on our show. ... She can call me dad, I can say, 'I'm raising my wife.' It's all in good humor."
Wow. Its super creepy the way he holds her arm in this video. I feel like if I took hostages, I'd have the same grip.
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