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    Thread: 'Green Mile' Actor Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Aspiring Singer, 16

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      10-13-2012 04:15 PM #141
      Quote Originally Posted by 200HP4dr View Post
      Wow. Its super creepy the way he holds her arm in this video. I feel like if I took hostages, I'd have the same grip.

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      10-13-2012 04:16 PM #142
      ^ yup. and ditto the "i don't want to live on this planet anymore"
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      AP1 S2000? I can not in good conscience talk you out of that. May your slip angle be great and your bed not be the couch!

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      10-13-2012 04:18 PM #143
      Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
      Soapboxes. So many soapboxes. Every single straight man posting in this thread would love to **** her as she is right now.
      oh, let's not rush to conclusions. She's haggard but I wouldn't say no.
      Quote Originally Posted by bluerabbit0886 View Post
      A friend of mine is at law school at Gonzaga. He says Spokane is a real **** show. Florida of the Pacific Northwest...
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      There was a separate petition for it. So no, I don't think Austin is the demographic in Texas looking to secede. But **** Austin anyways.

    4. 10-13-2012 04:49 PM #144
      Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
      Soapboxes. So many soapboxes. Every single straight man posting in this thread would love to **** her as she is right now.
      She looks like some trash that washed up on the Jersey shore, if that is what you are into then more power to you. But real men will know not to **** with refuse like her.

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      10-13-2012 04:53 PM #145
      Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
      She looks like some trash that washed up on the Jersey shore, if that is what you are into then more power to you. But real men will know not to **** with refuse like her.
      "Real men." Yeah, that's who wouldn't f*** the s*** out of her. Heh.

    6. 10-13-2012 05:02 PM #146
      Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
      "Real men." Yeah, that's who wouldn't f*** the s*** out of her. Heh.
      She is not old enough to vote but looks like a 50 year old trany.
      If that gets you off, like I said, more power to you. But for people who actually care what they stick their **** in, they would at least think twice.

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      10-13-2012 05:06 PM #147
      So there's this really, really narrow window of what's considered attractive. And this girl doesn't fit. Got it.
      Sim Simmer.
      Keys.
      Bimmer.

    8. 10-13-2012 05:17 PM #148
      Quote Originally Posted by Big M View Post
      So there's this really, really narrow window of what's considered attractive. And this girl doesn't fit. Got it.
      No, I find lots of females attractive.
      But deplorable trash like her is not something I would even consider getting my **** wet in.
      Now before she destroyed her body and turned herself into a hack job, I would have been all for it. But as she is now, no way in hell.

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      10-13-2012 05:19 PM #149
      Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
      for people who actually care what they stick their **** in, they would at least think twice.
      Yeah, that's who wouldn't bang her. Not dudes who wouldn't have a chance in hell, but people who "actually care who they f***." You're a trip.

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      10-13-2012 05:59 PM #150
      The only thing tha is disturbing bout the whole thing is the guy's taste in women. She looks like the worst kind of trailer trash.

      As far as the whole "too young" is concerned, there are women at the same age who are capable of acting more mature than a lot of 30 year-olds.




      PS. Man, she looks horrible!!
      The gloves are off, the wisdom teeth are out
      What you on about ?

    11. 10-13-2012 06:10 PM #151
      Quote Originally Posted by J-Tim View Post
      The only thing tha is disturbing bout the whole thing is the guy's taste in women. She looks like the worst kind of trailer trash.

      PS. Man, she looks horrible!!




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      10-13-2012 07:02 PM #152
      The guy is creepy, and his child-bride only adds to the creepiness.
      :gift:

    13. 10-13-2012 08:17 PM #153
      circus-grade boob jobs can enhance a womans figure if she was really flat before, but they look awful when they're naked. it really isn't attractive. yeah i get it that she's (supposedly) young and all that. but all the plastic surgery she's had done on a shoestring budget is a real boner killer. i thought i was a real man once upon a time, before i had to maintain a stiffy for a chick that looked great clothed and the opposite nude. lights off please

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      10-13-2012 11:19 PM #154
      She had 4 offers to do porn sent to her on her 18th birthday. It's only a matter of time.......

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      10-13-2012 11:55 PM #155
      her voice is too annoying, as long as she doesn't talk I may be able to put up with her
      -Ben

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      10-14-2012 12:03 AM #156
      Quote Originally Posted by vwbeaner View Post
      her voice is too annoying, as long as she doesn't talk I may be able to put up with her
      Put up with? This bitch is perfect one night material. You can't hear her talking with your dick in her mouth.

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      10-14-2012 01:58 AM #157
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Put up with? This bitch is perfect one night material. You can't hear her talking with your dick in her mouth.

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      Wow.
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      10-14-2012 02:49 AM #158
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Put up with? This bitch is perfect one night material. You can't hear her talking with your dick in her mouth.
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      10-14-2012 04:23 AM #159
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      10-14-2012 06:51 AM #160
      Pssshhh
      I've banged much hotter 16yo's

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      10-14-2012 11:25 AM #161
      They're on VH1's "couples therapy" reality show.

      Train wreck!!!!!!!

      Incredibly hard to listen to her and watch the stupid faces she makes.

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      10-15-2012 04:10 AM #162
      I'm would love to manicure painted whore.

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      10-15-2012 04:47 AM #163
      Quote Originally Posted by FancyMan View Post
      I'm would love to manicure painted whore.
      And she would be the best manicured painted whore in all of Canadaland if you did it, you would get promoted to Manager of the salon!
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    24. 10-15-2012 06:40 AM #164
      This is still going around?

      I couldn't care less...I doubt this girl was exactly headed for big things before she trainwrecked into a world of saline and needles.

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      10-15-2012 09:45 AM #165
      Quote Originally Posted by Sizzla View Post
      They're on VH1's "couples therapy" reality show.
      The marriage isn't going well? Who would have thought that would happen?!

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      10-15-2012 09:48 AM #166
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      This is still going around?

      I couldn't care less...I doubt this girl was exactly headed for big things before she trainwrecked into a world of saline and needles.
      There are a lot of big things in porn.

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      10-15-2012 10:13 AM #167
      Quote Originally Posted by caddy 2 dope View Post
      Pssshhh
      I've banged much hotter 16yo's
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      10-15-2012 10:33 AM #168
      Quote Originally Posted by FancyMan View Post
      I'm would love to manicure painted whore.
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      10-15-2012 11:18 AM #169
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      The marriage isn't going well? Who would have thought that would happen?!

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      I know, right?

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      10-15-2012 11:18 AM #170
      Obviously this couple is an extreme unto itself, but am I the only one also weirded out by Amber Tamblyn



      marrying David Cross?



      Any situation where the age difference is great enough for one spouse to be the others' parent is just uncomfortably large for me. The generational differences must be astounding between them.

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      10-15-2012 11:31 AM #171
      Too creepy for me...

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      10-15-2012 11:36 AM #172
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Too creepy for me...


      I actually do find this hard to believe. She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night. The fact that she managed to creep YOU out really says something

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      10-15-2012 11:43 AM #173
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post


      I actually do find this hard to believe. She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night. The fact that she managed to creep YOU out really says something
      greenie - you are failing to take into account the fact that most men really do have standards. The bar for joking around saying "i'd tap that", is pretty damn low. The bar for actually pursuing a slam piece is much higher, and must first (for me anyways) overcome the possibility that you would go home with an alphabet of STDs and shame that no shower can ever wash away.

      This chick is busted, do not want.

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      10-15-2012 11:44 AM #174
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night.
      I am usually on the opposition of the pointy elbow brigade but this chick, in all honesty, does nothing for me after all the work. Before all that she was a cute kid, too bad.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      10-15-2012 12:22 PM #175
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post


      I actually do find this hard to believe. She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night. The fact that she managed to creep YOU out really says something
      I meant the marriage is creepy...not that I'd kick her out of bed. No, not gorgeous, and looks like she has been ridden hard and put away wet...really too bad about her botched b00b job and busted face. But probably still good for one night of bodily fluid exchanging then kick her to the curb.

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