^ yup. and ditto the "i don't want to live on this planet anymore"
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^ yup. and ditto the "i don't want to live on this planet anymore"
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So there's this really, really narrow window of what's considered attractive. And this girl doesn't fit. Got it.
Sim Simmer.
Keys.
Bimmer.
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The only thing tha is disturbing bout the whole thing is the guy's taste in women. She looks like the worst kind of trailer trash.
As far as the whole "too young" is concerned, there are women at the same age who are capable of acting more mature than a lot of 30 year-olds.
PS. Man, she looks horrible!!
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The guy is creepy, and his child-bride only adds to the creepiness.
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#153
circus-grade boob jobs can enhance a womans figure if she was really flat before, but they look awful when they're naked. it really isn't attractive. yeah i get it that she's (supposedly) young and all that. but all the plastic surgery she's had done on a shoestring budget is a real boner killer. i thought i was a real man once upon a time, before i had to maintain a stiffy for a chick that looked great clothed and the opposite nude. lights off please![]()
#154
She had 4 offers to do porn sent to her on her 18th birthday. It's only a matter of time.......![]()
#155
her voice is too annoying, as long as she doesn't talk I may be able to put up with her
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They're on VH1's "couples therapy" reality show.
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Incredibly hard to listen to her and watch the stupid faces she makes.![]()
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I'm would love to manicure painted whore.
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This is still going around?
I couldn't care less...I doubt this girl was exactly headed for big things before she trainwrecked into a world of saline and needles.
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"We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"
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Obviously this couple is an extreme unto itself, but am I the only one also weirded out by Amber Tamblyn
marrying David Cross?
Any situation where the age difference is great enough for one spouse to be the others' parent is just uncomfortably large for me. The generational differences must be astounding between them.
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I actually do find this hard to believe. She strikes me as one of those girls that the pointy elbow brigade would publicly lash out at, but also a girl that not a one of them would miss the opportunity to take her home and get her sticky for a night. The fact that she managed to creep YOU out really says something![]()
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greenie - you are failing to take into account the fact that most men really do have standards. The bar for joking around saying "i'd tap that", is pretty damn low. The bar for actually pursuing a slam piece is much higher, and must first (for me anyways) overcome the possibility that you would go home with an alphabet of STDs and shame that no shower can ever wash away.
This chick is busted, do not want.
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I meant the marriage is creepy...not that I'd kick her out of bed. No, not gorgeous, and looks like she has been ridden hard and put away wet...really too bad about her botched b00b job and busted face. But probably still good for one night of bodily fluid exchanging then kick her to the curb.![]()