I like farting and having the fart air bubbles creep up my buttcrack and pop at the top of my crack. This is unique to when I'm sitting in just the right position.
Anyone else experience this? It's awesome.
I fear what conclusions will be drawn about my intellect from other posters in Off Topic if I discuss farts.
Jesus, Fritz...don't you realize this is the internet and we should be discussing cures for diseases and sustainability? Some people.
(I love farting on wood chairs)
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