I like farting and having the fart air bubbles creep up my buttcrack and pop at the top of my crack. This is unique to when I'm sitting in just the right position.
Anyone else experience this? It's awesome.
"The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it." - Harry S. Truman
I fear what conclusions will be drawn about my intellect from other posters in Off Topic if I discuss farts.
Jesus, Fritz...don't you realize this is the internet and we should be discussing cures for diseases and sustainability? Some people.
(I love farting on wood chairs)
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Originally Posted by .skully.
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and me and my brother thought.... hey that kinda sounds like uterus?!?!?
we both burst out laughing and crying and couldn't get it together
we were asked to leave and not comeback to church for 2 weeks
why did you have to do it?you know who you are, the bastard that first mentioned cake fart and everyone responded in a manner that got me interested and in the googling mode. **** you!
edit: and **** you again because i had to follow the links on that page and see the horror of puding farts and projectile poop farting
Last edited by svantevid; 07-02-2011 at 08:35 AM.