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      07-01-2011 11:35 AM #1
      I like farting and having the fart air bubbles creep up my buttcrack and pop at the top of my crack. This is unique to when I'm sitting in just the right position.

      Anyone else experience this? It's awesome.

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      07-01-2011 11:44 AM #2
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      I like farting and having the fart air bubbles creep up my buttcrack and pop at the top of my crack. This is unique to when I'm sitting in just the right position.

      Anyone else experience this? It's awesome.
      I use to experience this when I was younger and didn't have hair in my crack. But as soon as I hit puberty, no more fart bubbles. So either you:

      Wax your butt crack
      or...
      Haven't hit puberty

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      07-01-2011 11:51 AM #3
      I like the fart bubbles that migrate forward past the gooch and explode on the balls, it is a glorious feeling.

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      07-01-2011 11:54 AM #4
      Definitely one of my favorite farts.

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      07-01-2011 12:11 PM #5
      I fear what conclusions will be drawn about my intellect from other posters in Off Topic if I discuss farts.

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      07-01-2011 12:19 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by GolfTango View Post
      I use to experience this when I was younger and didn't have hair in my crack. But as soon as I hit puberty, no more fart bubbles. So either you:

      Wax your butt crack
      or...
      Haven't hit puberty

      i disagree

      i have a very hairy ass! very!
      and i still experience fart bubbles. and i hate them! the fart bubbles in the water are a very different story


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      07-01-2011 12:22 PM #7
      I get this when I'm really sweaty.

      I don't like it, cause it fells like I sharted myself.
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      07-01-2011 12:49 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by CoolWhiteWolfsburg View Post
      I like the fart bubbles that migrate forward past the gooch and explode on the balls, it is a glorious feeling.
      Thats the direction mine go. I laugh a little everytime.
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      07-01-2011 12:51 PM #9
      cake farts
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      07-01-2011 12:57 PM #10
      i have a seat in my shower that sometimes i'll sit on when im super hung over or really really tired. if i fart while sitting there.... it can be SUPER loud. It's fun.

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      07-01-2011 01:01 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      i have a seat in my shower that sometimes i'll sit on when im super hung over or really really tired. if i fart while sitting there.... it can be SUPER loud. It's fun.
      Ahhh...good ol' fart reverb!
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      07-01-2011 01:16 PM #12
      The shower causes some interesting ones. Between the wet ass cheeks and the echo, you can really crack one off in there.
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      07-01-2011 01:18 PM #13
      The fart also magnifies the smell by quite a lot.

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      07-01-2011 02:24 PM #14
      Wet farts smell the worst.

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      07-01-2011 02:33 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by CoolWhiteWolfsburg View Post
      I like the fart bubbles that migrate forward past the gooch and explode on the balls, it is a glorious feeling.
      That happened to me driving home yesterday! Never had that happen before (I was raised to lean over slightly). I thought I had sharted or blew a bubble out my *******. Weird stuff.
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      07-01-2011 02:44 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      I get this when I'm really sweaty.

      I don't like it, cause it fells like I sharted myself.
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      07-01-2011 02:53 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by CoolWhiteWolfsburg View Post
      I like the fart bubbles that migrate forward past the gooch and explode on the balls, it is a glorious feeling.
      I have a fart bubbles every now and then but i have never one that goes in other direction
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      07-01-2011 02:57 PM #18
      Fart bubbles are annoying. It's either the damn things get stuck and I can't release them without fearing I'll poop or if they do come out without too much hassle I'm afraid I pooped a little.
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      07-01-2011 03:00 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by CoolWhiteWolfsburg View Post
      I like the fart bubbles that migrate forward past the gooch and explode on the balls, it is a glorious feeling.
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      07-01-2011 04:20 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
      cake farts
      don't forget meatloaf farts and pudding farts, too.
      welcome to the layer cake

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      07-01-2011 06:33 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by n0rdicalex. View Post
      don't forget meatloaf farts and pudding farts, too.
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      07-01-2011 06:35 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by vdubb3dan View Post
      What has been seen cannot be unseen.
      I'm assuming those are real websites as is Cake Farts? It's pretty funny seeing the point of origin of a fart when it occurs...not something you get to see everyday!
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    23. 07-01-2011 06:48 PM #23
      I was expecting this to be a thread dedicated to a genre of porn that I enjoy. I've left flustrated and disapoint.

    24. 07-01-2011 07:11 PM #24
      soapy ass shower farts are awesome.

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      07-01-2011 07:13 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      i have a seat in my shower that sometimes i'll sit on when im super hung over or really really tired. if i fart while sitting there.... it can be SUPER loud. It's fun.
      This reminds me: I've been meaning to get a shower chair for YEARS. I wouldn't doubt that I have hepatitis from seated hangovers on my shower bottom.

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      07-01-2011 08:23 PM #26
      remember those molded plastic chairs from highschool...

      i would hate when farts bubbled up & out, as it echoed off the chair

    27. 07-01-2011 08:50 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by ClickClack View Post
      remember those molded plastic chairs from highschool...

      i would hate when farts bubbled up & out, as it echoed off the chair
      Church pews are bad too...the old wooden ones

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      07-01-2011 09:08 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot762 View Post
      Church pews are bad too...the old wooden ones
      oh man, you are taking me back to my CCD days. i remember the preist saying "in uterum"(sp?)

      and me and my brother thought.... hey that kinda sounds like uterus?!?!?

      we both burst out laughing and crying and couldn't get it together

      we were asked to leave and not comeback to church for 2 weeks

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      07-01-2011 09:12 PM #29
      this is pretty funny


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      07-01-2011 09:18 PM #30
      never trust a fart

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      07-02-2011 03:57 AM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I fear what conclusions will be drawn about my intellect from other posters in Off Topic if I discuss farts.
      I came to post something similar to this. You and I sir are seeing eye to eye on multiple topics. No homo what-so-ever.

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      07-02-2011 08:32 AM #33
      why did you have to do it?you know who you are, the bastard that first mentioned cake fart and everyone responded in a manner that got me interested and in the googling mode. **** you!



      edit: and **** you again because i had to follow the links on that page and see the horror of puding farts and projectile poop farting
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