The Official Singles Thread

[EUROBORA8V]

1. Go on internet
2. Get mail-order Russian bride
3. ?????
4. Profit

I can just bring one from the Motherland

1) go to near by park
2) chloroform
3) chain to stove
4)????
5)no longer single!

Not sure if serious.... Sounds like a good scenario for a PORN movie

[DzlDub]

Reporting in, single here, victim of circumstance but am coming to accept it. It is nice to do things you want to do though, anytime you want to. If you watched The Change up (terrible movie by the way) you'll see douchebag Ryan Reynolds enjoying his single life by doing a bunch of ****. I guess you don't realize what you have until it's gone, but hey if a woman comes along I'll be all over it, but until then, enjoy.

[EUROBORA8V]

Reporting in, single here, victim of circumstance but am coming to accept it. It is nice to do things you want to do though, anytime you want to. If you watched The Change up (terrible movie by the way) you'll see douchebag Ryan Reynolds enjoying his single life by doing a bunch of ****. I guess you don't realize what you have until it's gone, but hey if a woman comes along I'll be all over it, but until then, enjoy.

That is a very good comprehension of life situation.

[A1pocketrocket]

he WAS looking though. The chillin out and do nothing approach worked in highschool and part of college, but then i got ugly or something, so now i actually have to work for it. Also i think as girls get older, they expect to be pursued more so than when they are younger and they just wanna be all slutty.

thats what I like about high school girls. I keep getting older and they stay the saaaaame age.

[EUROBORA8V]

thats what I like about high school girls. I keep getting older and they stay the saaaaame age.

Sig worthy

[overby]

Single. Wasn't looking, but found someone, who was actually a really close friend. She burned me. Forever alone.

[EUROBORA8V]

I propose all singles on this forum to have an online beer session next Friday Night.


Turn on your web cams ladies

[EUROBORA8V]

Everyone who was single before the weekend is now not single any more?

[dangerkart]

thats what I like about high school girls. I keep getting older and they stay the saaaaame age.

that being said..

[EUROBORA8V]

that being said..

[Delasangre4231]

So hard to find a decent female nowadays.

Amen!

[EUROBORA8V]

Amen!

[welderdood]

Instead of wasting your time online go out (cafe/bar/museum/sporting event/ etc) and meet people. Try it !

[WOLFHEART0666]

go to a bar that has a dance floor and act a fool. girls like seeing that a guy isnt scared to go on the dance floor and look stupid. i cant dance for **** yet im always dancin with a girl......or by myself haha

[Village Idiot™]

Not until the last female disappears from Earth


P.S. Nice try

Even at that point I'd still have to sit out that ball game.

[Village Idiot™]

go to a bar that has a dance floor and act a fool. girls like seeing that a guy isnt scared to go on the dance floor and look stupid. i cant dance for **** yet im always dancin with a girl......or by myself haha

Being an ******* works particularly well. You have to be a funny ******* though.

[winstonsmith84]

I can just bring one from the Motherland



Not sure if serious.... Sounds like a good scenario for a PORN movie

If Russian porn, make sure the track suit and wall rug are in full effect.

[Mk1Racer]

I can just bring one from the Motherland

Nothing gets by you, does it?

[EUROBORA8V]

Nothing gets by you, does it?

Nope

[EUROBORA8V]

Got a date on Friday. Black hair, 38Cs, sexy as fcuk! We get along well.

[VeeRSixOh]

As sad as it may be, letting go of that "need" and accepting a certain situation can actually be very liberating. When you no longer focus on something so, well... pointless, you get to enjoy life and experience the things you might not have been able to do otherwise.. or even try new things.
In my case, the thoughts of the insane ex still flood my mind from time to time, but you try to focus on the good times and let everything else go. Once you do that, you can really free yourself from your own personal prison.
I guess when that happens and you start to enjoy the company of your friends and family and start to do the things you enjoy, and people will see that you have a glow about you and will gravitate towards a person who looks and is happy... not gloomy and clingy. But hey, that might not happen either. But life is too short to waste your time over analyzing... You don't need another person to make you happy... you have to do that yourself (inb4 jerky jokes). It's been said earlier in this thread, but it's so true. Still workin' on that one :/

[EUROBORA8V]

As sad as it may be, letting go of that "need" and accepting a certain situation can actually be very liberating. When you no longer focus on something so, well... pointless, you get to enjoy life and experience the things you might not have been able to do otherwise.. or even try new things.
In my case, the thoughts of the insane ex still flood my mind from time to time, but you try to focus on the good times and let everything else go. Once you do that, you can really free yourself from your own personal prison.
I guess when that happens and you start to enjoy the company of your friends and family and start to do the things you enjoy, and people will see that you have a glow about you and will gravitate towards a person who looks and is happy... not gloomy and clingy. But hey, that might not happen either. But life is too short to waste your time over analyzing... You don't need another person to make you happy... you have to do that yourself (inb4 jerky jokes). It's been said earlier in this thread, but it's so true. Still workin' on that one :/

Very true!


Do you got to Poland a lot and have your fun there? Saw a lot of Polish girls in Lithuania.

[EUROBORA8V]

How is your MKIII project man? I will look in the thread. Love that car!

[svantevid]

I can just bring one from the Motherland



Not sure if serious.... Sounds like a good scenario for a PORN movie

and who doesn't like pornos?

[EUROBORA8V]

and who doesn't like pornos?

Priests and nuns

[svantevid]

Priests and nuns

pish tosh!

i saw a lot of pornos with priests and nuns in them!

they not only like them, they like them so much they star in them!

[WOLFHEART0666]

LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG......very very very good words to live by

[EUROBORA8V]

pish tosh!

i saw a lot of pornos with priests and nuns in them!

they not only like them, they like them so much they star in them!

Pics or it didnt happen

[VeeRSixOh]

Very true!


Do you got to Poland a lot and have your fun there? Saw a lot of Polish girls in Lithuania.

Polish girls are an interesting bunch since they are really direct, even in regular day to day situations... I've met a few, but nothing ever came of it

[EUROBORA8V]

Polish girls are an interesting bunch since they are really direct, even in regular day to day situations... I've met a few, but nothing ever came of it since I was always leaving for Canada or Geneva. Summertime there leads to A LOT of rubber necking though... wow.

Not enough time? I spend a few weeks in Moscow at a time and it is plenty.


Are you there often?

[svantevid]

Pics or it didnt happen

there ya go

[EUROBORA8V]

there ya go

Blocked at work. Have to wait 8 hours to see it

[redhotdobe]

[kateisgreat]

I've got the opposite problem...I've got a dude with horrible separation anxiety who isn't remotely interested in anything I'm into (I'm not boring or your typical fussy girlie girl), which means he won't hang out with my friends or mutual friends of ours and he flips out when I leave to do anything other than grocery shopping or laundry. None of this was an issue until we started living together. Things went downhill rather rapidly after that, and it's much more difficult to give someone the boot when they live with you. Anyone wanna trade places?

[slowvento95]

I've got the opposite problem...I've got a dude with horrible separation anxiety who isn't remotely interested in anything I'm into (I'm not boring or your typical fussy girlie girl), which means he won't hang out with my friends or mutual friends of ours and he flips out when I leave to do anything other than grocery shopping or laundry. None of this was an issue until we started living together. Things went downhill rather rapidly after that, and it's much more difficult to give someone the boot when they live with you. Anyone wanna trade places?

First post pics of yourself, an then I will decide if I want to trade places with him!