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      08-09-2011 07:49 PM #1
      Still funny.















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    3. 08-09-2011 08:19 PM #3
      Woman driver's jokes....

      How is there enough room in the kitchen for a car?

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      08-09-2011 08:28 PM #4
      Quote Originally Posted by tdogg74 View Post
      Woman driver's jokes....

      How is there enough room in the kitchen for a car?



      The follow up to that is:

      How can you make a sandwich if you're driving?
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      08-09-2011 09:10 PM #5
      Quote Originally Posted by tdogg74 View Post
      Woman driver's jokes....
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      they're trying to skip out on their contracts via rapture. not very christian of them

    7. 08-09-2011 10:11 PM #7
      Internet artifacts:





      edit: removed the first since it's a repost of the post above

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      08-09-2011 10:17 PM #8
      Quote Originally Posted by SpiffyGTI View Post


      LOL, I know a girl who did the exact same thing! She couldn't understand why her car shimmied like crazy driving down the road Of course, she had an excuse since she was leaving the bar at 4 in the afternoon
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      08-09-2011 10:31 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by SpiffyGTI View Post
      Internet artifacts:
      Just last week I saw some girl put the gas filler nozzle into her car, walk into the Quickie Mart, come out with a Diet Coke, get into her car and start to drive away.

      With the filler nozzle still in the car.
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    10. 08-09-2011 10:45 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by Roketdriver View Post
      Just last week I saw some girl put the gas filler nozzle into her car, walk into the Quickie Mart, come out with a Diet Coke, get into her car and start to drive away.

      With the filler nozzle still in the car.
      I only wish I could witness that in the wild.

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      08-10-2011 11:19 AM #11
      Ouch....

      Old adage

      Women drivers, no survivors..


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      08-10-2011 11:40 AM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by Roketdriver View Post
      Just last week I saw some girl put the gas filler nozzle into her car, walk into the Quickie Mart, come out with a Diet Coke, get into her car and start to drive away.

      With the filler nozzle still in the car.
      My ex-girlfriend did that. She also would keep a 5 ft maximum distance behind the car in front of her regardless of the road conditions or visibility. Scared the crap out of me in the winter.
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      Quote Originally Posted by mad8vskillz View Post
      they're trying to skip out on their contracts via rapture. not very christian of them

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      03-30-2012 08:43 AM #17
      so my car broke down & I was 20 minutes out of town, had to have the car towed somewhere...first person that answered my call was this mechanic that is an acquaintance of a friend. he turned out to be a totally shady hack, but anyway, when I picked up my car there was a HUGE dent on the lip of my wheel where a curb chewed it up, and the mechanic/hack proceeded to tell me what a blast my car is to drive(!!!!) I KNOW it wasn't me b/c I'd just washed my car, plus you feel/hear it when you curb a wheel that bad. when I brought it to the mechanics attention he laughed and said "women drivers"
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      03-30-2012 09:30 AM #18
      Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
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      Because she was a woman.
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    18. 03-30-2012 09:48 AM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by Roketdriver View Post
      Just last week I saw some girl put the gas filler nozzle into her car, walk into the Quickie Mart, come out with a Diet Coke, get into her car and start to drive away.

      With the filler nozzle still in the car.

      Makes one heck of a noise don't it? lol Seen it about 5 times in person now.

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      03-30-2012 09:52 AM #20
      My girlfriend is from South Jersey.

      She is, hands down, the best and yet most terrifying female driver I've ever been in a car with. 80MPH at all times, aggressive acceleration, tail gating and weaving.

      But man, we get everywhere so quickly.

    20. 03-30-2012 09:53 AM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by Roketdriver View Post
      Just last week I saw some girl put the gas filler nozzle into her car, walk into the Quickie Mart, come out with a Diet Coke, get into her car and start to drive away.

      With the filler nozzle still in the car.

      Actually got a call once where a lady did not pull away far enough to break it.
      Dispatch: We have an emergency call for you, how quick can you get to McKeesport?
      Dispatch: A lady pulled out with the nozzle in her car, it is stuck in the car.
      Me: lol what?
      Me: 1/2 hour max.
      Dispatch: THERE IS A CHILD IN THE CAR FIRE DEPT IS ON THE WAY they will meet you there.
      Me: Did she back up before she tried to take it out?
      Dispatch: Nevermind, they just called back. She backed up.

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      03-30-2012 09:55 AM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by GimmieA40 View Post
      Actually got a call once where a lady did not pull away far enough to break it.
      Dispatch: We have an emergency call for you, how quick can you get to McKeesport?
      Dispatch: A lady pulled out with the nozzle in her car, it is stuck in the car.
      Me: lol what?
      Me: 1/2 hour max.
      Dispatch: THERE IS A CHILD IN THE CAR FIRE DEPT IS ON THE WAY they will meet you there.
      Me: Did she back up before she tried to take it out?
      Dispatch: Nevermind, they just called back. She backed up.
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      03-30-2012 09:57 AM #23



      Also, the only person I've ever seen drive away with gas filler still in the car was a middle-aged man in a brand new 5 series

    23. 03-30-2012 10:36 AM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by Roketdriver View Post
      Just last week I saw some girl put the gas filler nozzle into her car, walk into the Quickie Mart, come out with a Diet Coke, get into her car and start to drive away.

      With the filler nozzle still in the car.
      I've witnessed this before, and even worse it was a female government agent. Just backing up all sorts of stereotypes!

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      03-30-2012 10:57 AM #25
      I've never seen it occur, but I have pulled up to a pump that was broken off at the coupling and the hose laying about 20 feet away, so I must have missed it by a couple minutes.

      How much does it cost to fix that? There's a station near my work that has handwritten signs taped to the pumps that say "You pay for broken hose due to drive-off" or something similar in horrible Engrish.
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